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Anonymous (ID: (WGRC6MKK Moon Knight got review bombed HOMEPAGE TV NEWS Moon Knight: Disney+ Marvel series getting review bombed for mentioning the Armenian Genocide PUBLISHED BY CAIUS BOLLING 113 KB JPG 04/05/22(Tue)23:33:07 No.371394597 >be me >Turkish >decide to watch that new show Moon Knight that people have been taking about >start watching Episode 1 One of the characters mentions the Armenian Genocide >immediately turn off show and leave negative review online

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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Anonymous 512 KB JPG 1 Reply 08/22/22(Mon)17:14:57 No.884365859 What should I fix next? View Thread 08/22/22(Mon)17:17:12 No.884365979 Anonymous >>884365859 (OP) # Acknowledge the statehood of Palestine and Taiwan

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: Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)16:00:34 No.856757888 BB63D6D0-7C0F-45DB-8924-D827EF59137A.png 565 KB PNG >Parents make me visit a therapist because I shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what being an alpha feels like?

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Anonymous 08/24/22(Wed)22:42:01 No.69941754 8 KB JPG >be me >Buy blind person cane online >Bring cane to store and put on s----- sunglasses >Pretend to be blind >Find employee working alone >Hit him with cane >He tries to talk to his boss about it but his boss didn't believe him I feel like I accomplished something that day

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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)00:59:16 No.881478452 Based >go to gym >go to toilet share your other life pro tips anons >drop a huge s--- and clog it >don't wipe >walk straight to jacuzzi >use jets to clean ass 07/06/22(Wed)01:17:51 No.881479482 : Anonymous Skip a few steps by just s------- in the jacuzzi 07/06/22(Wed)01:20:16 No.881479599

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Anonymous (ID: (WGRC6MKK Moon Knight got review bombed HOMEPAGE TV NEWS Moon Knight: Disney+ Marvel series getting review bombed for mentioning the Armenian Genocide PUBLISHED BY CAIUS BOLLING 113 KB JPG 04/05/22(Tue)23:33:07 No.371394597 >be me >Turkish >decide to watch that new show Moon Knight that people have been taking about >start watching Episode 1 One of the characters mentions the Armenian Genocide >immediately turn off show and leave negative review online

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