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>be me, female at 18 years old >Very awkward, always online >At the time I was still sheltered by my mom and dad who were Uber christian >Never seen p--- or anything that bad >Had friends that were weird 52 KB PNG >They joked about d--- cheese and how good it is >I didn't understand the irony and thought that d---- had some sort of stuff that was supposed to be on them >Didn't help that I had never seen a real d--- >I start talking to this quiet, awkward guy in my grade >He's chunky but I like him >Fast forward and we're at his house alone >I offer him a b------ >He gets a bit hesitant but accepts >I see his d--- and it looks like he hasn't washed it in a bit >Smells like fish too >I start sucking and lower his foreskin and it's covered in this so called d--- cheese >I take a big ol lick and realize it doesn't taste so good >I start gagging and throw up all over his carpet >He runs to the shower and begins scrubbing his c--- profusely and apologizing >He says he didn't realize he had any Smegma >I ask what that is >He explains that he does a poor job of cleaning and I just ate his smegma >I begin gagging again, I still have some in my mouth >I don't tell him and give him a kiss, spitting it into his mouth >He doesn't seem to notice >We spend the rest of the night watching family guy >Brian the dog tells some funny jokes and I laugh so f------ hard trying to forget that I just took in a chunk of smegma It's been 5 years, I'm married to this man and he's circumcised now

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Anonymous Failed shopping attempt 105 KB JPG 03/29/25(Sat) 07:38:26 No.80793301 They should stop hiring attractive women as sales associates in men's clothing shops. >be me >trying to buy shoes in a sneakers shop >needed to ask one of their workers to bring out a pair in my size >all the workers, besides one older dude, are attractive girls of my age >feel uncomfortable, but wait till that guy isn't busy and ask him >try the shoes on, it's not a great fit, want to ask for a different size >the guy is now nowhere to be seen >assemble all my courage and ask one of the female workers >8/10 beaty >"yeah, sure..." a bit of annoyance can be heard in her voice and the look of disgust isn't fully hidden on her face >"actually nevermind" >leave the shop F--- I HATE BEING LOOKED AT WITH DISGUST. Most likely would have bought something, if they hadn't decided to hire those Stacies View Thread
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