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>be me, female at 18 years old >Very awkward, always online >At the time I was still sheltered by my mom and dad who were Uber christian >Never seen p--- or anything that bad >Had friends that were weird 52 KB PNG >They joked about d--- cheese and how good it is >I didn't understand the irony and thought that d---- had some sort of stuff that was supposed to be on them >Didn't help that I had never seen a real d--- >I start talking to this quiet, awkward guy in my grade >He's chunky but I like him >Fast forward and we're at his house alone >I offer him a b------ >He gets a bit hesitant but accepts >I see his d--- and it looks like he hasn't washed it in a bit >Smells like fish too >I start sucking and lower his foreskin and it's covered in this so called d--- cheese >I take a big ol lick and realize it doesn't taste so good >I start gagging and throw up all over his carpet >He runs to the shower and begins scrubbing his c--- profusely and apologizing >He says he didn't realize he had any Smegma >I ask what that is >He explains that he does a poor job of cleaning and I just ate his smegma >I begin gagging again, I still have some in my mouth >I don't tell him and give him a kiss, spitting it into his mouth >He doesn't seem to notice >We spend the rest of the night watching family guy >Brian the dog tells some funny jokes and I laugh so f------ hard trying to forget that I just took in a chunk of smegma It's been 5 years, I'm married to this man and he's circumcised now

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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