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![File: 1334098162.jpg-(9 KB, 201x251) 0 You've broken into your neighbors house, nobody is home, and you've been given one important task. S--- in the funniest possible place. Anonymous (ID: tiB8Sd12) 04/10/12(Tue)18:49:22 No.392465267 [Reply] 33 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Anonymous (ID: IKt+fyJH) 04/10/12(Tue)19:01:15 No.392467654 s--- in the nutella Anonymous (ID: VObLbQa8) 04/10/12(Tue)19:02:01 No.392467803 Their cats litter box Anonymous (ID: ap0W+nGq) 04/10/12(Tue)19:02:09 No.392467830 >take s--- >put s--- on top of ceiling fan >they come home >"oh god wats that smell" >turns fan on in hopes to get rid of smell >s--- flys everywhere](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/431/119/174.jpg "The perfect crime | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous [Report] Image search: [Google] please be patient I have autism 2017-08-23 02:46:08 Post No.42603734 >>42602592 >At night club with friends, 4 guys hanging out >In the smoker's corner, chilling on sofas >No drink that night, been reducing because of recent excess >Girl comes up to me >Hey do you have a girlfriend? 134KB, 500x522px >Nervous laugh >Uuuuuh... no, why? >Oh then you must meet my friend >Basically a slightly more elaborated version of "Haaave you met Ted?" >Cute blond girl comes in, looks shy >She and her friends come to have a drink with us so she's not alone >I'm not drunk >Not ready for a social challenge >Chat a bit, she's quite boring (I'm pretty sure she said the same about me afterwards) >They move to another bar, ask if me and my friends want to join >Politely decline, tell them to find us if they come back to this bar later That's not much, but it would never happen before. Still felt good when we headed back home. We're all gonna make it brahs.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/431/083/21a.png "Anon at the bar | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 312093109.jpg (16 KB, 281x429) How do people believe in religion Anonymous 05/29/23(Mon)07:37:31 No.73490760 [Reply] ► >>73493139 >>73493225 Ok so >The universe just existing makes 0 sense everything needs to be created by something else things cant just come into existance from thin air this is what actually happened one day god appeared and shouted "let there be light" and his voice created stars and shouted "let there be land" and planets formed from his scream etc. and thats actually how the universe was created. >Who created god? Oh dont worry about it. >Then he created Adam and Eve and Satan and he told Adam and Eve to never eat apples or else... >Then he sent Satan to try to tempt them into eating apples >Eve listened to Satan under the form of the snake and ate the apple and told Adam to do it too because they taste amazing so Adam took a bite too >God saw it because he sees everything all the time >Cursed them and all of their descendants with pain and aging and thats actually why we get hurt and die because our great great great... great grandmother ate some apple or something. >Worry not you are actually a invisible magical ghost possessing a meat puppet and when you die you just leave your puppet and fly to space where you are put on trial on the divine court on the moon and God will judge your sins and decide if you have broken enought rules to go to hell or if you're a good enought person to go to heaven as long as you follow the rules God wont have to feed you to Satan. >Also God r---- a girl and reincarnated into her son and let humans kill him so uhhh he doesnt have to throw them in hell anymore? >Anyways hes coming back soon so keep praying and following the rules even though God died to abolish those rules because hes coming back soon and then he will fix everything. >How long have we been waiting? About 2000 years or so but its going to happen for sure we just need to keep praying and donating to the church and sacrificing our kids to pedophiles in dresses and HE WILL COME SOON TRUST THE PLAN OR I WILL CURSE YOU TO BURN FOREVER IN HELL!!! And im supposed to believe this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/596/947/71f.png "Anon is not a fan of Christianity | /r/Greentext")
![Mene State University dr pepe fleshlight Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 21:22:52 No.8788503 [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] New type of I mean if you really wanted something close to a living p---- I have suggestion. >acquire a cow or horse heart >I recommend cows >they are more readily available at butcher shops >Take a pair of jumper cables >attach them to the pulmenary artery and superior vena cavalry. >Apply salt to the surface and watch for the muscle contractions >now be sure the heart is fresh and/or has been stored in a cooler. >if not fresh you won't be able to get the muscles to contract >that ruins the whole experience. >get the battery pumping jolts through the muscles >gently insert your "shaft" into the inferior vena cava >feel the overwhelming ecstasy of pulsating, living organ you're penetrating. Just a suggestion.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/704/728/2af.png "Anon is best inventor in world | /r/Greentext")
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