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260 KB JPG >Be me >post real quality greentexts on 4chan everyday >friend is redditfag >one day goes up to me and shows me his post on r/4chan > he took my post from 4chan > got 32k upvotes > tell him its mine > doesnt believe me and tells me i have to prove it > cant prove it I know you see this Michael, f--- you

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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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anon does a little tomfoolery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 minute ago 816107590 Today I paid the ultimate price >Be me, high school > In class, computer programming > teacher assigns is a google doc study guide for finals > "you guys can work on it or whatever, share it amongst yourself" > class shares one doc between 30 students > get idea > in google docs (for those of you unfamiliar), you can highlight any piece of text and insert a link > type "Final Exam Answer Key (don't tell Mr. Teacher)" > Highlight and insert link > Next day > teacher is a lazy f--- who doesn't make us do anything in the last week b4 finals, so most people start studying or screwing off > several murmurs from different rows > suddenly hear he glorious sound of women hentai being blasted at full volume from several different computers > dying of laughter > never caught

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Anon is schizophrenic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 200 KB JPG 09/16/22 (Fri)13:25:40 No.885734753 >these freshmen get smaller every year >i want to eat them >i hunger

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Rodnerick Jeromangelo Anonymous | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/16/22 (Fri)20:52:31 No.727072C >be me >born >one chance at life >parents mame me Rodnerick >second name Jeromangelo it's been downhill ever since

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Anons take advantage of the generation gaps | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Zoomer players C GETROFTRING FRATED CK LATINE Am D CASA LANCIACI AND THE PLAFENS BILD THE DRES AND TAM THE BOC IN AS & PET FREWARY SEED CARPENTINS THE FIRE 159 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)06:23:30 No.85912607 The best part about playing with the new generation, is that none of them understand that I'm ripping off the plotlines from oldass boomer films. They think I'm a genius. 09/05/22(Mon )08:35:48 No.85913230 >>85912607 # my players are boomers who dont watch anime so i rip off entire one piece arcs. they always talk about how creative i am.

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Femanon's problems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 09/04/22(Sun)17:10:54 No.70086844 >my >tfw getting old is inevitable husband/boyfriend will always subconsciously want to f--- younger p---- and would probably cheat on me with a younger woman if given the opportunity how can I cope with this?

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Drake's history | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)00:54:18 No.112716706 >Be Drake >One of the most consistently successful and celebrated artists in the mainstream for the last decade 61 KB JPG >Have numerous controversies that people are willing to brush under the rug without a second thought >Coast on mediocre music that your fans eat up without a second thought >Beef with Pusha T and Kanye, lose both beefs and get dragged by Pusha only to brush it off >Literally worth millions >P---- shoved in your face constantly >Throw a tantrum over the fact that a Youtuber doesn't like your music and post it publicly on your social media Unironically what is this guy's f------ problem?

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Anon is wise | /r/Greentext

30 KB JPG Anonymous >>64657432 # >big poop comes out easily >small poop takes more time and effort >>64657345 # how????? do people really believe this is normal??? it makes no sense : Anonymous >>64657082 (OP) # Of course. : Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)09:44:16 No.64657251 07/21/21 (Wed)09:49:34 No.64657311 If you drop a pebble onto jello it sits on top. If you drop a brick it falls right through. 07/21/21 (Wed)09:51:47 No.64657345 >>64657311 # the wise man has spoken the truth

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Islamic tradwife | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 218 KB PNG 09/16/22(Fri)22:28:52 No.70236191 >get married in Pakistan after being an incel for nearly 30 years >import her back to the UK >she tells me my anime drawings, posters and gaming hobbies are all childish >forces me to watch Islamic content >makes me go to the mosque every day and pray >tfw don't even believe in God I'm losing my f------ mind, I want to send her back to Pakistan already. No amount of coochie is worth this much bs. I know that much

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anon is one kinky mf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 23 KB JPG 12/29/18(Sat) 18:31:43 No.788513303 >be me 17 today >into erotic hypnosis >Family out to dinner obviously didn't invite my autistic ass >thisismynight.pepe >get completely nakey >lay on bed and play some thot hypnotisis audio on speaker >Dropse me in a trance >Turns out to be some femdom sissy s--- >asks me to lick p---- >Ofukyea.kek >the whole time I'm so aroused my pp leaking c-- >She finally commands me to c-- >Best orgasm of my life >open eyes >mom is sobbing on the floor >Dad is screaming about how I was jamming my tongue in n out >Never heard them come in cuz in trance >They both ignore me around the house >What do /b/?

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Anon watches the new Rings of Power episode | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/16/22(Fri)10:36:16 No.174238043 0x0.jpg 14 KB JPG >Yes and I want a scene in which union members portrayed as stupid racists

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Anon dosent understand Latin love for Dragon Ball Z | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (8 KB, 259x194) 09/15/22(Thu)20:24:03 No.170913787 » >>170913839 >>170913859 >>170913974>>170913975 >>170914120 >>170914224 >>170914623 >>170915957 >>170916170 Anonymous I was just in a McDonald's and there was a group of Mexican kids crowded around a laptop watching the Dragonball Z Cell VS Gohan fight at full volume in Spanish >> Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu) 20:26:54 No.170913839 ► Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu) 20:28:14 No.170913859 ► >>170913943 >>170914602 >>170913787 (OP) # Based

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Same thing happened to a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/13(Mon)21:17:21 No.514398461 Similar story to me OP > Have twin sister, separated at birth > Grow up in separate worlds > She grows up to be a knockout - sexy brunette, looks great in a bikini > Message from her one day - our Dad being a real creep to her, locking her up, heavy breathing at her etc. > So I blew up his death star

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Greentext Stories - anon wants to fuck Michael | /r/Greentext

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260 KB JPG >Be me >post real quality greentexts on 4chan everyday >friend is redditfag >one day goes up to me and shows me his post on r/4chan > he took my post from 4chan > got 32k upvotes > tell him its mine > doesnt believe me and tells me i have to prove it > cant prove it I know you see this Michael, f--- you

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