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Anonymous 10/03/21 (Sun)20:40:20 No.5177032 >>5177059 >>5177421 >>5177648 >>5178167 >You WILL eat them in a box >You WILL eat them with a fox >You WILL eat them in a house >You WILL eat them with a mouse >You WILL eat them here or there >YOU WILL EAT THEM EVERYWHERE

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 16 KB JPG 09/21/22(Wed)11:23:16 No.7029802 >A female cat had to stay with me for a few hours today >My cat was visibly stressed out >He retreated into a corner and hissed at her until she left him alone He is literally me

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Anon is from the Land of Freedom (and cars) | /r/Greentext

Average Day in the Life of an (...) C 127 KB JPG 08/21/22(Sun)11:19:56 No.391967036 >Wake up in termite infested apartment >Pray to American flag for good fortune >Text from my boss says I have to come in for unpaid overtime because he's understaffed >Can't have breakfast because my landlord drank the last of the milk >Leaving the apartment I see a notice from the Hoa saying I will be fined if I don't put up my Official Coca-Cola™ Frosty the Snowman™ Light- Up Inflatable Christmas Decoration TM >Love that community spitit >Can't take my car to work because it got repossessed after I missed the 300th monthly installment of $499.99 >Cant walk to work because it's illegal >Have to take my wife's boyfriend's bicycle instead >On the way I see a woman shovelling dead children out of the local school >"Again?" I ask >She shrugs and says "Shall not be infringed." >As I'm turning onto 6379.53rd Street, I get driven off the road by a five (imperial) ton pickup truck billowing black smoke >A man wearing a camouflage shirt, camouflage cargo pants, camouflage boots, camouflage gloves and a camouflage cap with a camouflage American flag on it leans out of the window >"THE ROAD IS FOR CARS, F-----!" >Thank him for his service >An old woman finds me lying in a pool of my own blood >I beg her not to call an ambulance, but she doesn't seek English >Half way to the hospital they realise I don't have insurance and they kick me out on the freeway >Tip them with the $300 I keep on my person at all times >Crawl the rest of the way to the hospital >Don't have any money left to tip the doctors, so they spit in my IV >Get a text from my boss saying I'm fired because I missed the morning cheer >Nurse hands me a bill for $3,000,000 and a month's free trial of Opiodol™ >Salute the American flag on the way out >Get shot by the police for moving my hand too quickly >Thank Jesus that I was born in the only free country in the world

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Anon will never cook for bitches again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/19/22 (Mon)08:47:45 No.18372420 >>18369691 # Not cooking for bitches ever again, they all talk how they like cooking then bitch when I have them peel potatoes for dinner. >OHH lets just order pizza and f--- till it come teheheh F---. OFF.

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Annon is a ladies man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 38 KB JPG 09/28/22(Wed)12:08:17 No.68476143 >be me >In class >qt nearby >She jokingly takes a fighting stance (invisible lat syndrome" and says "I'll be at you up" >Reply "haha I'll kill you" >She never speaks to me again

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Anon is parented by 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 23 KB JPG 09/28/22(Wed)06:27:10 No.886402330 >be me >neet who stays up late watching movies and browsing 4chan >go outside at 2 am to get some fresh air >see a girl -- around 20 years old walking on my street alone >remember a post I saw on 4chan saying to chase girls at night >idea.jpg >start walking the same direction as her on the other side of the street >cross over to her side >she keeps looking over her shoulder at me >I speed up >she speeds up >I start to jog >she starts to sprint >she trips and takes a pretty nasty fall >she starts to cry >I run back to my house >my heart is racing for the next two hours >felt good >will do it again if the opportunity presents itself 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon gets touched by a female | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 66 KB PNG 09/28/22(Wed)19:15:02 No.70381626 >don't shower for a week >balls and d--- start to smell horrid >rub money on my balls and d--- >go to mall where I know the cashiers are female >pay >female touched my balls and d--- What's something DEVILISH that you do, Anon? 18 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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Anons discuss the video game industry | /r/Greentext

= > ("•A•)/ REPENTHOUSE LUCIFER wwtwile AMERAY LAVINE WITH URSELF 795M Fibery 09/28/22(Wed)04:14:08 No.886398641 >>886398059 (OP) # 76 KB JPG >Dad loses home on Gambling addiction >Vow to never be addicted or gamble ever. >30 years later. : Anonymous >Be the 90s >Jim plays vidya with his Dad >Dad gambles money on scratch tickets. >Making vidya with gambling in it >spend real money for fake token >re-release the game every year (20XX) >E.E E... ITS IN THE GAME 170 KB GIF >EVENTUALLY YOU'LL NEED TO LOOTBOX THE START MENU. 09/28/22(Wed)04:14:12 No.886398643 >>886398059 (OP) # GTA 6 will be the last GTA Rockstar makes. >2 billion dollar budget(GTA 5=250 Million) >developed since 2014 >New city added every year(DLC) ppl will play this 20yrs

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: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 09/27/22 (Tue) 22:18:16 No.27393068 >drunk party with friends and they stayed at my house >we spend the night drinking and playing stupid games >we got bold and we began to make íntimate questions to each other. >"Hey bro, have you ever felt attracted to t-----'s? No?" >"What p--- do you watch" "Are you still in love with your ex" >At some point a friend confessed a major secret >It was my turn to tell a secret >"Ive lusted after my little sister ever since she reached teenage, thats why i enjoy her hugs so much" >we start laughing and we continued playing our little games. Today at morning they left and i had breakfast with my family. Everyone acted normal but my sister looked distant, like if she were disgusted or angry. Every time i tried to start a conversation she looked at the wall and evaded the talk. I think she probably overheard something. I'm getting paranoid. Did i just destroyed my entire relationship with my sister? We have always been close. I can't ask her directly, it's too akward, i'm afraid that if i say something like "is everything ok?" She will snap at me. Maybe it's something else, maybe she did not overheard anything, but i'm paranoid and afraid. I don't know what to do.

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: Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 23 KB JPG >be me >have a pretty s-----, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection

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Anon tries to prove the existence of Finns. | /r/Greentext

Perkele!! There are allegedly around 6.5 million Finns, right? That's out of a 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up .0912% of the planet. That's not 9%-that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent, less than a tenth of a percent. To put that another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Finns make up .0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent. In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Finland doesn't exist.

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File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldaty [Reply] ► 02/06/18(Tue) 23:25:28 No. 159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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Anon is a psycho | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/28/22(Wed)15:08:22 No.886401864 >Be me >Meet 8.5/10 qt >Get really close but now I'm in a foreign country so FaceTime everyday >She genuinely cares about me >One day she gets everything off her chest, then bursts out crying >For some strange reason I love to see her cry, not even a sexual thing, just makes me feel good >Say I'm gonna kill myself or overall bad s--- just to see her cry 19 KB JPG >Right now I'm ghosting her cause I want to see her reaction Am I a psycho?

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