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The Tudehi Commie >His entire family is literally dead >Thought IR would give him power >Still thinks there will be a cultural revolution The Tehran uni professor 00 >Still weeping over the 1953 coup >Secretly tells his students religion is false The Tabrizi poet > Starting writing poetry because of a gözəl qız Tehrooni socialist >Hates Tudeh > Procrastinating > Doesn't like the government reading theory because they openly because he helped the IR is suicidal >Isn't religious, loves Shah Ismail's poetry about Imam Ali The tourist > Loves Iranian history > Really cool open minded guy >Sometimes shocked to see burning USA flags, but understands the hate The human rights activist >Uses CIA talking points >Masih Alinejad fan > Always cites the MEK 1500 number The liberal Muslim >Schools in Qom and Mashhad are extremist The Kurd > Real Islam is tolerant >Used to be a separatist C > Lost dad to a street gun fight with an Azerbaijani > Converted to Shiasm Islamic Socialist > Reads Ali Shariati and Taleqani >Compares Shia economics to Socialism >Says Iran should have a system like Syria's Assad The mohtad (addict) >Used to traffic opioids from Afghanistan, got fired because he started using his own product >Went to rehab, ended up quitting after a week > Lives on yogurt and bread from the government The farmer > Extremely religious but grows weed and smokes it > Kids moved to the city > Doesn't even know who the new president is The dahati >Smokes 3 packs a day > Lost meaning for life > Life is just moving sheep and smoking for him now The Pan-Iranist >Wants to unite all Iranian lands > Hates IR because it has more ties to Arabs than Tajikistan The Azerbaijani > Spends afternoons drinking tea and arguing with Kurds > Die hard IR supporter >sən gözəl xanımsan The Bazaar-seller > Chain smoker >Spends entire day selling at the bazaar, even on weekends >Trying his best, still depressed The North-Tehrani >Dad is in majlis, mom is in STEM > All his cars are white > Went to private school, never prayed in his life The Luri bodybuilder > Owns over 200 >politics chiye? pounds of illegal ammunition and guns > Drives a peykan > Used to be in the basij Quds Force veteran > Lost meaning after he retired > Used to advise Hezbollah against Israel in wars, now sits at home all day The Fascist > Believes genocide is the answer >Hates everyone outside Iran D The Sunni > Drinks smuggled alcohol >Thought about becoming Shia, stayed Sunni > Doesn't know how to feel about the Shia government The soosoolbaz > Doesn't understand > Accidentally prays the Shia way at least twice a week J 773 politics, followed green movement because of some girl WHERE IS MY VOTE The rich Aghazadeh > Dad is a rich theocrat, he is an atheist >Speaks the most Tehrani accent in Tehran > White BMW The anti-IR Shia > Wallah we shouldn't be supporting Assad's taghut government >Khomeini was Sufi bero >Shia-Sunni unity is literally against our doctrine, don't ask how The investor > Wanted by the CIA for investing in Iranian infrastructure due to sanctions >Can't ever see his family again The Monarchist >The basiji killed his dad >Javid Shah >Has to hide he is a monarchist in public or basij will kill him too > Calls any supporter of IR a "non- Iranian >Ya Hussein >Ex basij soldier The Hardliner Shia Lebanese guy in Qom >Got Iranian > Doesn't care about Iran, just Islam citizenship because he was in Hezbollah > Part of majlis The Armenian priest > Follows Khomeinism, is a Christian > Always in fights with the Azerbaijani teenagers >Son became a Shia, daughter left the country The Reformist > Wants to remove Iranian war heroes from textbooks to appease the EU >Went to Islamic school, still wants to loosen Islamic restrictions The liberal > Muh spending money on Assad and Hezbollah TUP >Has the most political job, somehow doesn't care about politics, is in it for martyrdom The Basiji >Saw hundreds of Syrian friends get martyred in front of him >Done 13 tours in Syria, 15 tours in Iraq, 9 training sessions in South Lebanon > F--- protestors Imao The Imam >Sleeps, goes to mosque, goes home, sleeps, everyday >Disappointed with the current generation > Met Khamenei, stays humble about it > Used to fight Israelis, now drinks tea all day The Arteshi >Hezbollah in Lebanon gets the precision guided missiles before his unit does > Ya Ali > Using Sepah's hand- me-downs >Isn't religious, has Khomeini portrait so he can keep his job The gharbezadeh >Only listens to rap > Bache kooni Says he advocates for human rights while defending SAVAK Non-political sepahi Rouhani's brother >Says IR is corrupt, cries when he gets arrested for corruption >Iran should be more like America >westernized as f--- >Made his living off corruption and leeching of his brother

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