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: Anonymous SS 188 KB PNG 10/06/22(Thu)22:32:25 No.70486472 >new guy at work started this week >he's small, like 5'5 but not pathetic and thin small just short >long blonde hair, blue eyes >really pleasant face, round and soft features >didn't think about it until we were taking a break and talking >he asked me a question and I looked over and he looked deep into my eyes >unironically froze up >his expression was almost mystical, I couldn't look away >stammer out an answer and move on >now every time I see him I catch myself looking at his ass >think about how his slender frame makes me want to grab him around the shoulders >everything he does is graceful >he unironically is just elegant >I catch myself trying to impress him constantly >accidentally laugh at every slight joke he makes >realized today that I was eagerly waiting for him to show up dudes what the f--- I'm not gay I've been attracted to women my whole life what is going on

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: 31QxRNqY) | 02/22/25(Sat) 17:34:25 No.498328901 697 KB PNG >Be a migrant >Wake up in free hotel room at the crack of dawn (11am) >Put on balaclava because its le cold outside >Walk to outside of cafe with other migrants >Stand around silently and death-stare at passerbys for 4 hours >Get on bus >Talk on speaker phone loudly in bunga bunga >Take a s--- and smear it everywhere >Alight the bus >See a woman >I recognise her from the grang-r--- last week >Slaughter her for having sex before marriage >Take that you f------ w---- >Go into womans bathroom >See an unaccompanied child >Shwing.gif >Make sweet r--- to her >Leave >Log onto Deliveroo to make da cash >Steal a bike >Ride to McDrive >Wait for order while death scowling at customers >Take order to apartment building >Recipient opens the door >What a f------ p------------ >Proceed to murder his entire family >Steal his TV >Ride back to hotel where there is a riot going on >Turns out that the free internet is too slow >UNGA BUNGA!!! >Those f------ crackers cant provide us with good free internet? >First they colonise my country 200 years ago, and now this? >Proceed to burn down the whole building >Set fire to some cars >Government officials apologize >Your damn right your sorry >Get moved to a new free hotel >Go back to sleep >Repeat.
Anonymous 21 KB JPG 05/07/21(Fri)21:38:10 No.63572031 >massive 4chan data leak happens >IPs for every post are leaked >they can now all be traced back to you What do in this situation? 13 Replies/2 Images Anonymous View Thread 05/07/21(Fri)21:46:14 No.63572130 >yeah i made all those racist, sexist, antisemetic, gay shitposts. What are you going to do about it? Cry? 229 KB PNG >>63572211 # Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:47:01 No.63572143 Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:50:54 No.63572193 Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:52:37 No.63572211 >>63572130 # >No, you're just going to lose your job. >Also, you can't be within 300 meters of a school. >>63572234 # Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:54:23 No.63572234 >>63572211 # >Lose my what? >Why would i want to go to a school?
Anonymous 12/05/15(Sat)23:25:38 No.28103985>>28104247 >>28104335 >>28105658 >>28105734 >>28106936 >>28110951 >live next to river >geese swarm our yard every year >neighbor is korean >likes to practice martial arts in his back yard >go outside one moming and look off our back deck >korean is in dramatic martial arts pose with a staff >4 geese are hissing menacingly >KKIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! >Korean guy charges >geese charge →KKIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! > asian fighting noises >today the spirits of his warrior anscestors have posessed him, a flurry of blows follow >one goose dead, one with its wing hanging like its broken and the rest run away while broken winged one flops around honking >korean guy makes asian fighting noises while he twirls his staff over his head >the east will show no mercy today >he smashes its head > he is breathing heavily and grinning like an idiot >I start clapping >he turns as red as it is possible for an asian to blush >hurriedly grabs two dead geese and sprints into his house >funniest s--- I've ever seen. >he turms as red as it is possible for an asian to blush 404 the east will show no mercy today Lámalian 2011
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: Anonymous SS 188 KB PNG 10/06/22(Thu)22:32:25 No.70486472 >new guy at work started this week >he's small, like 5'5 but not pathetic and thin small just short >long blonde hair, blue eyes >really pleasant face, round and soft features >didn't think about it until we were taking a break and talking >he asked me a question and I looked over and he looked deep into my eyes >unironically froze up >his expression was almost mystical, I couldn't look away >stammer out an answer and move on >now every time I see him I catch myself looking at his ass >think about how his slender frame makes me want to grab him around the shoulders >everything he does is graceful >he unironically is just elegant >I catch myself trying to impress him constantly >accidentally laugh at every slight joke he makes >realized today that I was eagerly waiting for him to show up dudes what the f--- I'm not gay I've been attracted to women my whole life what is going on

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