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NORTH KOREA Literally 1984 Chinese puppet Even China doesn't really like them. Knows it's a relic of the past, living on borrowed time, doesn't admit it. Poor MALDIVES Literally about to disappear off the face of the earth, and there's nothing they can do about it. Poor Depressed Surprisingly impoverished for what should be a tropical tax haven. Suburban Life PALESTINE Surprisingly socialist for a country run by insane islamic fundamentalists. Doesn't realise how inevitable their defeat is. Too obsessed with ideology to see how f----- up their nation is. Gov. is on the verge of total collapse. Poor BANGLADESH All intellectuals were India looks wiped out in the 70's. down on the country for its poverty. Poor Literally calls itself a "People's Republic". VIETNAM Government supports Taiwan-like progressive policies, but the people really don't. Will likely become a Chinese puppet sooner or later. Both the people and the government hate China though. Poor TAIWAN Is the only Asian country that supports gay and indigenous rights. Yeah, that's basically it. Asia is a really, really conservative place you guys, like seriously. MYANMAR Basically Nazi Germany, but poorer and a soon-to-be Chinese puppet. "The Geneva conventions?" *Wheeze* As brutal as the DRC but not a failed state. Yeah, it's as bad as it sounds. KAZAKHSTAN Religion is just as repressed as it was in the USSR. Racist A wierdly healthy, democracy. UZBEKISTAN Brutal dictatorship Very racist. Increasingly becoming a Chinese puppet, much to Russia's frustration. Pretty corporatist Also pretty poor. Russian puppet AZERBAIJAN Hates Armenians, but for ethnic reasons, not religious ones. Most secular islamic country in the world. In a love triangle with Turkey and Russia. Moderately brutal dictatorship. IRAQ Military is falling apart. American puppet The democracy is a complete joke. Economy is in utter shambles. Sunnis and Shias still hate each other immensely. "You see, Kurds aren't human, because... "You see, Kurds aren't human, because... MONGOLIA Doesn't give a f--- about Russia and China exploiting their workers. AFGHANISTAN Literally the Handmaid's Tale Basically Imperial Japan, but poorer and a soon-to-be Chinese puppet. So extreme, the prophet Mohammed himself would take a step back and vomit. You've heard of returning to monke, how 'bout returning to tribal nomad herder? الترشت نلو 38927 Uzbeks hate China, but the government has shut I up about the Uyghurs for Chinese investment. I luv D basically a proxy between Turkey, Iran, and Russia. SYRIA The entire civil war is Led by a dictator that doesn't even try to pretend he cares about human rights. Was actually surprisingly wealthy before the Arab spring. Has an inflation rate nearly comparable to Venezuela's. Government's ideology is a confusing mix of secularism and islamism. Russian puppet Pretty religious Is ok with Christians, as long as they don't convert Uzbeks. Very racist and Islamophobic. Thinks Akhand Bharat is inevitable. It actually might be. No real history outside of Chinese, Islamic, and European colonisation. NEPAL CAMBODIA Simultaneously a monarchy and a dictatorship. Had one of the most brutal dictators in world history. Has a surprisingly healthy Tourist democracy and economy. trap Has tried to replace Tibet ever since the Chinese annexed Tibet, even tho Nepal is Hindu. Has a crush on India for cultural reasons, but China is their sugar daddy. TURKMENISTAN The dictator literally banned the colour black from the capital city. Increasingly becoming an Islamic state. INDIA Is friendly with both the Increasingly PAKISTAN "China-kun, please notice me!" United States and with militaristic Very racist and Thinks Ghazwa-E- Russia. About as democratic Hinduphobic. as Russia as well. I lut INDONESIA PEND SECO BESCns A communist state in name alone. The most authoritarian Very corrupt Chinese puppet to the point where other country in all of SE Asia. Rightfully Thai, communists decided they taken from it had to get rid of him. by the Fr*nch. Chinese puppet Extremely corrupt, even by SE Asian standards. Actively practices slavery. Very racist Very racist The list of human rights abuses looks more and more like a dictionary each day. OMAN Is niether pro-Russian, pro-Chinese, or pro-Iranian. АОЛЯЯМАЯКИ MIADATA АЯЗМА ЗХАМ ИIADА ТАЗЯӘ Very racist Massacres its Chinese population calls it "purging communists." Regularly cucks the US and China, playing them off against each other. TURKEY MALAYSIA PHILIPPINES JORDAN Pretty secular by Islamic standards. Kind of an Islamic state, but also A democracy, Unironically simps Weirdly progressive, Still fairly religious though. by Arabic standards. Fairly Rich sort of has freedom of religion.but a pretty for the US to flawed one. recolonise them. Still pretty conservative though. "Do I look White enough America-kun?" Diaspora is somehow Economy is dominated by Asian Jews a small Chinese Basically a dictatorship lite. Hates Arabic refugees, minority, and the people hate the Chinese intensley. especially Syrians. Seriously, they hate the Becoming quite imperialist. Chinese so much that KARABOGA they voluntarily kicked Singpore out. even more pathetic and White-worshipping. A weird mix of Latin America and Asia. LAOS Violently religious, and increasingly Protestant. PALAU Tax haven. Basically a fun-sized Philippines. Very Isn't a polluted wasteland Obese like the Philippines though. Only abolished slavery in 1970. Yeah, seriously, look it up. Still de Facto practices slavery. It's basically the THAILAND Entire economy is controlled by the Chinese diaspora. Will probably Hind is inevitable. Most femboys per capita. become a Chinese puppet It probably isn't. sooner or later. Genuinely believes Pretty racist they would win a war against India. Actually kind of a democracy. Is going to disappear off the face of the earth, but it has free movement with the US, so everyone can just move to Hawaii. Simps for the US and Japan. A segregated apartheid state. Seriously, it's basically Arabic South Africa. Financially supports Al-Jazeera to f--- over its neighbours. US when Jim Crow was at its Very height, but Arabic. rich Absolute Monarchy QATAR The government doesn't even try to hide how corrupt it is. Surprisingly free, by Arab standards Still very unfree tho. Monarchy, but not an absolute one. JAPAN Entire workforce has been subsumed by an insane work culture. Basically Cyberpunk 2077, minus the bugs. Rich CHINA Knows its economy is as reliant upon the US's as the US is on its, doesn't admit it. People are working so hard, they don't have time to procreate. Has no ideology since Mao's death. Racist Fairly rich Trying to make more money to fill the void. Humongous Inferiority complex Literally 1984 SINGAPORE A segregated apartheid state and a tax haven and a dictatorship. Willing to suck Chinese or American d---, depending on the wind. Would be a libright paradise if the state wasn't as absolutist. SAUDI ARABIA "Why are you filthy subhuman Shias so unhappy with our rule?" Oil-based economy Basically Norway crossed with Egypt. Absolute monarchy Very racist to non-Arabs. "America-kun, please notice me!" IRAN Most young people don't even care about the Islamic laws anymore. "You see, Kurds aren't human, because..." The Islamic government is just waiting to implode at this stage. Has p----- off basically everyone, except India strangely enough. ISRAEL Has the only stable birthrate in the first world. Would be a police Apartheid state state if it wasn't Rich a democracy. Pretends it isn't a glorified US military base. "Despite making up only 18% of the population, Muslims..." SOUTH KOREA Japan, but on Squid Game was the hardest difficulty mode. actually quite relatable to South Koreans. Basically Cyberpunk 2077, bugs and all. Rich Every S. Korean will die alone. Literally 1984

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