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![I think i might be into asmr now Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)04:36:38 No.63095818 [Reply] >Playing vidya with girl >Her baby brother needs to sleep >She starts whispering into the mic >Instant boner, Rock solid >l always thought asmr was stupid as f---, but I discovered that girls whispering is hot as f---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/067/679/aa0.png "Anon discovers ASMR | /r/Greentext")
![File: 70657014-9EEE-411F-B906-9(...).jpg (134 KB, 2550x150) >>895196270 Saving money by breaking up with my GF Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:43:16 No.895193014 [Reply] >>895196201 I just ran the numbers in my budget and realized I could save ~$500 a month by breaking up with my girlfriend. And that's even with having to spend more in rent on my own apartment >save almost 50% by not paying for her meals >buying groceries for 1 instead of for 2 >save around 20% by not buying her drinks at bars (to be fair, will probably need to go out more to meet women >save 100% on girlfriend gifts >save 50% on utilities >save 80% on girlfriend stuff (some of that stuff I might still do) Not even to mention saving on the countless headaches and s--- she gives me on a daily basis. Time to take my life and my wallet back. Should I show her this spreadsheet when I break up with her?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/542/640/9e4.png "Anon discovers an unnecessary expense | /r/Greentext")
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