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Anon is screwed | /r/Greentext
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![mo Anonymous 11/09/22(Wed)23:11:22 No.70920206 [Reply] >>70 >be me >fall for the improvement meme >diet, exercise, shave regularly, haircut, etc. >bulk up >get pretty muscled and big >look actually pretty okay now >today i go out and run an errand >mfw 6/10 cashier looks and smiles at me and tries to make smalltalk >instant paralysing fear, stutter and spill my spaghetti >shes polite about it >"have a nice day anon" >repeat "you too" like three times like a mental retard >hate her for making me feel fear and act up >go home with a pit in my stomach, the nauseating embarrassment sets in >get home >vomit and cry in the toilet >day ruined what the f--- bros, i thought it was supposed to get easier? it will never get easier, will it?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/475/267/92b.png "Anon almost had it, but alas. | /r/Greentext")
![File: 727eabd26b697d4d0b6f7afc1(...).jpg (49 KB, 750x1000) VE Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)21:04:22 No.69939535 [Reply] >>69939713 >>69940323 >>69940338 >>69940400 >>69939610 >>69939620 >>69939658 >>69939674 >hook up with girl in work after flirting for a month >go to her place because I still live with my mom >haven't had sex for years but I'm now in really good shape thanks /fit/ >struggling to c-- because of condom and cooming too much on /gif/ >keep pressing my neck in to her face because she hasn't mentioned my fragrance I found on /fa/ >'anon I can't breathe haha get off' >start flexing in the mirror American psycho style >she laughs and asks what the hell I'm doing >finally c-- >she comes back from bathroom and I mention the pump I have now, she just goes 'oh yeah you have abs' but doesn't seem to care >offers food in morning, says I can cook some eggs >freaks out because I crack open 7 for myself and she was saving them for a cake, she meant take like 2 >feel really guilty and offer to buy more, scared to drink the milk now >she just says it's fine and sighs >I solve her rubiks cube and leave I think I need to get off this website](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/531/669/e21.png "Anon gets laid | /r/Greentext")
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