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oard /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 10/24/22(Mon)05:55:50 No.68734125 >day 346 of wagecuckery >time for lunch >sit in breakroom, eating my prepared brownrice, broccoli, beans, and salmon 11 KB JPG >yummy yummy, I am happy >tubby mcfatlard co-worker sits down to eat his 8 oz bag of cheetos, footlong subway turkey, cheese avocado burrito >his presence bothers me, as usual >ignore him >for the first time, he turns to me and rattles on about his type 2 diabetes diagnoses >"yeah they're gonna make me take these insulin shots before I eat. Really tough disease. Some people have all the luck." >give a halfway smile and try ignoring him >dude eats his cheetos and lets out small moans, as usual >f--- it >"maybe you should just try eating healthier?" >here it comes >he just says "like you eat?" >"Something like that yeah." >"that's rabbit food." Slowly, I began to hate them.

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