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Anonymous I've had feels you people couldn't draw wojaks of 207 KB JPG 11/23/22 (Wed)17:42:30 No.71102859 >be me >socially retarted f----- possible autism >literally cant talk to pretty girls >as soon as I get into a conversation with them my brain just shuts off and I cant think of anything to say so I come off as really boring >talking to ugly girls im incredibly charming >I make them laugh Im a great listener >the works >the problem is they always think im into them >ive had more uggos confess their love for me they I can count >the problem is I really dont want to date any of these girls but I do want to stay friends Anyone else have this problem is this what femanons have been bitching about Anonymous 11/23/22(Wed)17:49:44 No.71102959 i have.. or had... a friend that was always sad about never having had a relationship. he ate a lot of psychedelics and somehow realized that his life's worth had nothing to do with girl, but that it was nice to just live. and now he is getting girls all he wants. or, at least, a little. enough. >>71103272 # there is something about the want-loop that disrupts the flow. if you stop wanting it, it shows, and you become more attractive. more calm. more confident. et.c. but really dont give a f---?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: images (5).jpg (25 KB, 228x358) Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)20:55:03 No.889655339 [Reply] >>889655419 I'm a super straight guy and I have this message to all you f---. Being with a woman is gay and here's why. >The average woman has been with a guy >The average woman's mouth has kissed a dude and sucked a d---. Kissing her is basically Kissing a dude and sucking a d---. >The average woman's hands have touched a guys d--- so touching hers is touching a guys d---. >Her p---- has had a d--- or his mouth which is basically f------ a dude. >Being with a woman is basically like being with a guy which is really gay. >The average straight guy has been with a woman. >So sucking a straight guys d--- is basically the same as being with a woman which is really straight.

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Kids, don’t try this at home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +oZhit1p) if you wanna go out in a wacky way, here you go. >get a credit card with a high limit >use it to by a parachute, some rope, and a one way ticket to vegas 03/20/13(Wed)01:43:54 No.466453728 Replies: >>466454185 >>466454462 >>466455276 >rent a fast convertable and get an assault riffle. >use gun to shoot blanks in the air near the police office then drive a way. >toss gun out of the car >the chase is on >cops tail you into dessert with news choppers above. >the time has come >have noose around your neck >other end of rope is tied to steering column. >cinder block on gas pedal >stand up and pull parachute. >neck snaps at the end of the rope >your lifeless body is now on TV, parasailing through the dessert behind a sports car with cops chasing it. BONUS POINTS >set car on fire just before you jump >the parachute says "Ron Paul 2004" >you are wearing a crotchless fursuit

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Anon tries reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB JPG 11/28/18 (Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw

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Anon lives like an Ancient Greek | /r/Greentext

Greeks were polytheistic and believed that the gods were immortal, but also that they had human qualities; religion became the basis for Greek mythology Ang p 158 KB JPG >read the Iliad and the odyssey >decide to try living like the ancient Greeks >start eating lots of lamb, vegetables, olive oil, garlic, fish >ready only Ancient Greek/Roman/Mediterranean literature and philosophy >sun my balls every day >start training more compounds, especially Olympic lifts >start growing a beard >listen to meditterranean music >drink only cheap red wine >refer to myself in the 3rd person as "zorba" >lifts skyrocket >interest from women skyrockets H-------- guys why didn't you tell me this was the key to happiness

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art teacher is correct | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 02/15/22(Tue)10:05:18 No.872717870 >be me >high school >notice I haven't said a word in the first week >idea.docx >what if I pledge a vow of silence for the whole semester >actually commit >ffw a year >selective mutism >crippling social anxiety >art teacher thought I had autism

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The weed funder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous my mom funds my weed 11/25/22(Fri)03:25:47 No.889626375 >run out of the devils lettuce >to fat and lazy to work >ask mom for money >"what is it for?" >Döner >"sure anon here's 20€" >go to dealer >get 2.5g because hes nice life is good 62 KB JPG

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Anon is a man of God | /r/Greentext

File: chad.jpg (36 KB, 621x697) Anonymous (ID: RIHCfT8h 11/25/22(Fri)02:24:33 No.405850891 [Reply] >>405850971 >Be me >Order a h----- for 4 hours >Once she arrives I give her a long dress to wear >Take here to my living room >Start reading The Bible for her for 4 hours >Give her after 4 hours her money and a copy of The Bible >She leaves Anonymous (ID: _ql8TUzP/ >>405850891 (OP) Based 11/25/22(Fri)02:25:51 No.405850971

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Anon is watching Star Trek: TNG | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)01:11:43 No.549158492 1544755507465.png (32 KB, 648x748) google yandex iqdb wait Computer. Re-create a 20th century Earth based American restaurant by the name of Golden Coral. Occupy the restaurant with diners so that it looks like an average Friday night for the time. Also, I want a copy of one Diana Troi, as my server for the evening. Not an exact copy mind you. Add say.......30 lbs of extra mass to her buttocks, thighs and breasts. Engage door locks, authorization code "Riker-28740 GAMMA", and disable comms. I am not to be disturbed. Oh, and Computer..... set fried chicken and gravy to unlimited, and disengage all safety protocols.

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Anon feels that life is unfair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)12:06:15 No.71115050 >Grow up in a f----- up household and have a hard childhood 170 KB JPG >Become a chad, a leader, someone who gets s--- done, the original alpha. >Grow up with loving parents and have a nice childhood >Become a f------ incel, a wimp that can't even talk to women or get a job Why is life so unfair? Or is this it's way of being fair?

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Anon profits off racism | /r/Greentext

File: tom cruise.jpg (69 KB, 1148x1200) Anonymous 10/30/18(Tue)17:04:08 No.783664687 [Reply] >be me >latino >have rather pale skin >work at cafe >no white employees at time >some white guy places an order, seems a bit uncomfortable >when I go give him his coffee, he suddenly smiles >"nice to see there's at least one proper american working here. brownies won't erase us" >mfw he slides me $50 to pocket

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Anon and friends have a good laugh | /r/Greentext

⠀ Memories from when you were younger that you'll never forget thread Memories from when you were yo(...) 195 KB JPG I'll start 11/24/22(Thu)21:00:54 No.71119829 >be me >in secondary 2 >be in music class ofw >music teachers informs us of a field trip to see a play for free >was a German play with English subtitles >also tells us that we can invite any friends from outside the music program >f--- it, why not >invite 2 friends >play starts >we can't stfu during the play, making jokes every 2 minutes and laughing audibly >get dirty looks from others >don't care, continue >end of play comes along >standing ovation begins >friend 1 pulls out his phone and begins playing "Hitler Speech Earrape" at half volume >sounded f------ hilarious with the clapping from the standing ovation >me and friend 2 try to get him to stop while simultaneously trying not to burst out laughing >fail.jpeg

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Anon tactically uses the gamerword | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Born to Fren 74 KB JPG 09/05/20(Sat)06:33:24 No.835441659 >be a fren in a discord server >a non fren there >the non fren is super toxic and makes me sad >playing league of legends like always in discord group >we are winning >pretend to laugh at all toxic non fren's jokes >he's feeling good >starts being toxic towards enemy team >i laugh and say over voice >now is the time i strike >"call their adc a n-----" >he laughs and calls them n----- >report him after the game with a support ticket >next day in discord >he is freaking out >his account has been perma banned >he had a beta account and had the retail skins >non fren deleted

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Anonymous I've had feels you people couldn't draw wojaks of 207 KB JPG 11/23/22 (Wed)17:42:30 No.71102859 >be me >socially retarted f----- possible autism >literally cant talk to pretty girls >as soon as I get into a conversation with them my brain just shuts off and I cant think of anything to say so I come off as really boring >talking to ugly girls im incredibly charming >I make them laugh Im a great listener >the works >the problem is they always think im into them >ive had more uggos confess their love for me they I can count >the problem is I really dont want to date any of these girls but I do want to stay friends Anyone else have this problem is this what femanons have been bitching about Anonymous 11/23/22(Wed)17:49:44 No.71102959 i have.. or had... a friend that was always sad about never having had a relationship. he ate a lot of psychedelics and somehow realized that his life's worth had nothing to do with girl, but that it was nice to just live. and now he is getting girls all he wants. or, at least, a little. enough. >>71103272 # there is something about the want-loop that disrupts the flow. if you stop wanting it, it shows, and you become more attractive. more calm. more confident. et.c. but really dont give a f---?

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