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Anonymous (ID: hWFWHEp4) 11/15/21 (Mon)07:35:05 No.347668138 ► >>347669657 >>347669833 47669979 >>347670022 >>347670198 >>347670234 >>347670290 >>347670590 >>347670742 >>347670758 >>347670837 47670901 >>347671211 >>347671334 >>347674989 >>347675077 >>347675740 >>347675757 >>347676065 >>347677825 47678472 >>347679142 >>347680166 Imagine, >its 1990 >soviet russia >youre drinking bathtub vodka in apartment 28573b6 >you hear a dull roar in the distance >"war planes?!?" Says your babushka >"no, just that damn snow blower..... oh f---" > you realize youve left your lada niva parked on the curb >run down all 47 flights of stairs in your track suit >knock over a burning barrel with someones kabobs cooking on it as you come out the door >babushkas yelling at you through the courtyard >you get in your lada just as the snow f----- 5000 rolls around the corner >you try to start it but your comrades at the lada factory didnt give a f--- about wiring and nothing happens >it vaporises a dog standing on the sidewalk as it approaches > you panickedly kick the dash with your adidas knock offs and the sole tears off one >the lada sputters to life with the rocket plow only seconds away >you go to put it in gear and it just grinds like mad > some gypseys stole your transmission fluid to start the barrel fire in the courtyard >mr plow has arrived comrade >the plow operator hangs out the window bottle in hand laughing like a mad man >the heat of 10 million dead gulag slaves beats itself upon your toaster shaped automobile >the interior plastics melt back into beat soup >tires pop and glue themselves to the street >you finally free yourself from the soviet death oven >have to mail in a complaint to the authorities to see if you can get another car >9 months later they reply that your great grand child will get 2 loaves of bread and the matter is officially closed What are the political implications of using jet engines to melt snow?

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