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Anonymous 08/18/20(Tue)12:51:28 No.46239143 >>46239246 >>48239351 File: 1045326900 0 234 2919 181(...).jpg (159 KB, 1000x541) >>46238470 >>46238532 >Year 2201 >Be me, decide to join the United States Planetary Expedition Forces to explore the stars. >Just get stationed on Mars to help put down growing civil unrest. >Lame. >At least I got issued with this state of the art pulse carbine. >Get stationed at some s----- check point in the Capital. >Mostly get rocks thrown at us all day and heckled. >Check hover cars to make sure no one is smuggling antique slug throwers and other dumb s--- through. >At check point one day. >Giving some stupid little martian kid a waterbottle filled with piss. >Suddenly the ground starts to rumble. >Hear a horrible sound of metal grinding together. >It almost sounds something metallic is screeching. >Can smell the burning oil in the air. >Some brown hunk of s--- comes slowly lurching around the corner. >It isn't just covered in the red dust from mars, its got about an inch of rust on the top of it. >Small flag on the top of it, looks like they stole it off the rear-view mirror of some car. >Pretty sure the commanders hatch just has a crab pot with a hole in it covering it. >It has a haze of white smoke behind it. >Whatever it is just sits there for a moment. >BANG. >There goes a quarter of the checkpoint. Donny and Mike get insta-gibbed. >Have to fall back. >Spend the next two days mopping up rain because my commander refused to believe that some clapped out, 200 year old tractor caught us by surprise. 117

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