File: marijuana-or-cannabis-lea(...).jpg (135 KB, 957x1080) Vector Stock ok.com2005 Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)17:07:22 No.892238394 [Reply]► >>892239905 >>892239945 What the f--- is the point of smoking this s---? >Smoke weed >Immediately get hungry and/or thirsty >Laugh at s--- that isn't even funny >Too lazy to do anything that requires physical effort >Get paranoid for no reason >Have to smoke more after 60-90 mins or you're barely high anymore This has got to be the biggest meme "drug" out there. At least with alcohol you feel good and want to do s---, as long as you don't drink too much. The only upside weed has is there is no such thing as smoking too much, because worst that'll happen is you fall asleep. So I guess if you want something "safe", weed makes sense but that's where it ends. + 1 reply and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)17:37:40 No.892239554 File: romans-15-32.jpg (68 KB, 688x360) 12 The Sy

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File: 1734408589511921.png (34 KB, 573x670) ? ☐ Joined the KKK Anonymous (ID: Ybqstjeg) 12/17/24(Tue)05:22:27 No.491617594 ►>>491617668 >>491617963 >>491617981 >>491618322 >>491618391 >>491618- >>491618431 >>491618472 >>491618748 >>491618913 >Joined the KKK last August >Became the official recorder, my only special duty is that I have to record the monthly meeting minutes >Thought I was gonna have fun burning crosses and doing Klan dances and harrassing blacks >Klavern doesn't do that anymore >My Klavem is basically 100% a charity organization/fraternity >All we do is work charity jobs or shoot the s--- and eat BBQ and watch movies >Never even wore the robes myself >Last month we all got together to clean up the local park >Last week we distributed shoes to children in need >Literally it's just a charity organization for white people >Everyone in town knows we're the KKK but they don't say it out loud >They actually like us I gotta admit I'm having alot of fun and feel good about myself but this is not what I was expecting. I don't know what I was expecting but gotta admit I like it.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Bx06Jhvz ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/16/24(Mon)19:42:29 No.491602886 Peter R. Quiñc @PeterRQuin⚫ Dec 15 Hypothetical: One country must no longer exist. A: United States B: Israel Choose ○ 8 13 556 7K Rep. Don Bacon Read Revelations and report back. @RepDor 23h - 112 48 10 ılı 73K 88 KB JPG Donald John Bacon (R) is an American politician and retired military officer serving as the U.S. representative for Nebraska. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Bacon https://x.com/RepDonBacon/status/1868334120272585209 Anonymous (ID: TgJCydqZ >Name is Bacon >Loves jews You can only have one. 12/16/24(Mon)19:45:23 No.491603092

Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 19:08:40 No.41739806 full (13).jpg 207 KB JPG >Howdy, partner. You're finally awake. >You were tryin' to cross the border, I reckon? >Trotted right into that Royal ambush, same as us, an' that cattle rustler over there. : Anonymous >r--- 12/16/24(Mon) 19:10:48 No.41739809

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>Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton have a secret love affair >she becomes pregnant, and gives the baby up for adoption to a poor family >have the mother move the Europe, to avoid it possibly getting out to the public >their son grows up to be Andrew Tate I would believe it.

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Anons brother sustains brain damage | /r/Greentext

>brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically 58 KB JPG the last second >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"

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They say single dads can't do it alone | /r/Greentext

01/08/23(Sun)16:51:05 No.892274123 Anonymous >be single dad >the mum died in a hot air balloon "accident" >daughter has started developing boobs >asks me to take her bra shopping >tell her the shops have run out of stock >bee stings poking out her tops 24/7 >suddenly becomes more popular at school >her grades have improved due to confidence >gym teacher invite us over for dinner at parents evenings what have you do to help your kids get an advantage in life? 01/08/23(Sun)16:53:03 No.892274234 Anonymous >>892274061 idk but i guarantee the gym teacher will give her an A+ if you first him let give her a D

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ah yes, Earthsquare, now that’s an RPG game | /r/Greentext

THE WITCHER ASSASSINS OF KINGS ITT: games from the world of bizarro Anonymous >The Muggle 2: Protectors of Peasants Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat)14:45:33 No.8506368 >Sekiro: Light Lives Once >you can't resurrect when you die C Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat) 14:54:35 No.8506421 >God Is Unlikely to Laugh >Justice: Mortals Among Others >Awake Cats >Everyone Lives Forever >Project I.S.H.: I'm Staying Here >Wooden Equipment Liquid 2: Daughters of Oppression

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Doctor cures Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)20:41:53 No.892270605 >>892270734 >>892271483 >>892271835 >>892271929 >>892272064 >>892272266 >>892272817 >>892273189 >>892273913 >>892274453 >>892270675 >>892270385 >go to see the doctor >tell him i am a sex addict >dreams about r----- women >notice a bulge in his trousers but ignore it >he tells me about prescription sex dolls at the local clinic >awesome >attend an appointment there >three different skintones to choose from >pick the white one >unlimited access in a private room to do whatever i want >a women talks through a loud speaker in the other room >she roleplays and moans like an asmr youtuber >throw all my other meds in the bin It has been 3 weeks since I started and my head is so much clearer after every visit, I got off unemployment, I have a small social circle of friends who play board games together and the doctor has invited me out to go swimming with him next weekend. We're all going to make it bros, you just got to make the first step. >>892274390 Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)20:51:23 No.892271137 >>892274639 >>892275014 >>892275654 >>892271201 >>892270675 I guarantee that women in the other room is a gay guy using a voice changer and watching you via a hidden camera, but otherwise I'm happy for you.

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Anon encounters Dream stans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)11:27:00 No.64535436 >be me >Talking with friend >Mention a dream I had last night >The moment I say the word "dream" a wormhole appears >It's a bunch of dream stans 17 KB JPG >I must have summoned them by mistake >They charge me and begin to attack >The stench of their unwashed bodies almost makes me pass out >Somehow manage to stay conscious >They're virgin strength is starting to show and they nearly overpower me >Conjure up my own virgin strength from years for 4chan and reddit usage >Obliterate the little s---- into obscurity I will not rest until all of the cringe is destroyed. I will do what I must. 4 Replies View Thread

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David "Free Drinks" Davidson | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)17:38:53 No.892260964 >>892265909 >>892266 >>892266359 >>892266540 >>892266764 >>892267312 >>892267389 >>892267951 >>89226 >>892268640 >be at dinner with cute girl >she hasn't talked to me at all >>892260964 (OP) >only drinking glasses of wine >not eaten any of her food >ignores me when i try to start a conversation >what do? >> Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)17:50:42 No.892261519 >>892261581 >>892260964 (OP) Another one bites the dust, she has you in her phone under the name "free drinks" Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)19:19:25 No.892265909 >>892266149 >>892266367 >>892266857 >>892267302 >>8922679 >>892268436 >>892268638 >>892268744 >>892269330 File: 1659473846098384.jpg (151 KB, 1024x819) I'm on a dinner date what do I say she's so cute and I'm nervous

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Anon has a fucking unbelievable job. | /r/Greentext

File: 1250171675.jpg-(12 KB, 289x219) I accidently my laser 0 Anonymous 08/13/09(Thu)09:54:35 No.152616551 [Reply] My job is so f------ unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f------ stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f------ dog to work. Every f------ day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f------ day. Anyway, I drive these f-------- around in my van and we solve mysteries and s---. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 000-068.jpg 6 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat)22:00:31 No.892234437 Now that The Republican Congress is in Session, Trump's Reinstatement has been estimated to Occur sometime around April or May of 2023. Do to his Mishandling of the Ukranian Crisis Biden will be Impeached and Trump will be Triumphiantly Welcomed back to the White House by the American People. You blew it leftists.

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Anon travels to Southeast Asia | /r/Greentext

01/07/23(Sat)16:29:03 No.176182358 ► >>176182455 >>176184690 >>176184745 >>176185345 >>176186480 >>176189681 should I go to south east asia Anonymous 101/07/23(Sat) 16:31:01 No.176182455 >>176182540 >>176183504>>176183644>>176183758 >>176184749 >>176190602 >>176190702 >>176190811 >>176190855 >>176182358 (OP) # Travelling to SEA as a lone man is the same as travelling to turkey as a bald man. You'll be on a plane surrounded by people looking at each other all knowing exactly why you're going there but all pretending you're just interested in the country Anonymous! 01/07/23(Sat) 16:32:47 No.176182540 >>176182594 >>176183504 >>176182455 # >traveling to Turkey as a bald man What does this mean? Anonymous 01/07/23 (Sat) 16:33:42 No.176182594 >>176182540 # Turkey is famous for doing cheap and decent hair transplant work

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Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)05:56:35 No.892247155 America 135 KB JPG https://www.pbs.org/newshour /nation/6-year-old-student- shoots-teacher-in-virginia- classroom-police-say >law limits the ways in which a child that age can be punished for such a crime >the gunshot was not an accident Children have the ultimate power in society. There are clear demonstrations of lucid awareness of actions; with little to no consequences. Its only a matter of time before the viral idea of purposely instigating sexual activity with adults spreads among the pre-zoomer children. The next "cool fad". A power trip. All of the gain, for zero blame. The absolute state of the west; America particular.

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File: marijuana-or-cannabis-lea(...).jpg (135 KB, 957x1080) Vector Stock ok.com2005 Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)17:07:22 No.892238394 [Reply]► >>892239905 >>892239945 What the f--- is the point of smoking this s---? >Smoke weed >Immediately get hungry and/or thirsty >Laugh at s--- that isn't even funny >Too lazy to do anything that requires physical effort >Get paranoid for no reason >Have to smoke more after 60-90 mins or you're barely high anymore This has got to be the biggest meme "drug" out there. At least with alcohol you feel good and want to do s---, as long as you don't drink too much. The only upside weed has is there is no such thing as smoking too much, because worst that'll happen is you fall asleep. So I guess if you want something "safe", weed makes sense but that's where it ends. + 1 reply and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)17:37:40 No.892239554 File: romans-15-32.jpg (68 KB, 688x360) 12 The Sy

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