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![: Anonymous Anyone else have similar exper(...) [screaming internally] 18 KB JPG 01/10/23(Tue)15:35:06 No.71770154 >parents let you do whatever >never for a second help you get a job or ask you what your plans are a single time >just assume things will just work themselves out >graduate high school >literally next day sit down and have a talk >so what do you want to do with the rest of your life My parents completely neglected to even try to develop me into a independent adult and are then surprised that I'm not an independent adult. Its like they thought I would just magically find my own way. They truly believed that when it came to their autistic son already showing signs of being an ant-social shut in at 12 that he would just figure it out and everything would just work out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/511/334/781.png "Anon is useless | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)02:52:31 No.892349753 >>892371482 >>892371958 >>892372139 >>892372830 >>892373531 >>892374208 >>892374379 >>892374504 >>892374831 >>892375245 >>892375595 >be wife who has cancer in her vagina >dying in hospital >doctor walks in the room through the door >he tells you there is an experimental treatment >but we must act fast >ring up husband with the news >Darling, the doctor told me that you need to do something. >Listen to me, this is important! >You need to collect cell tissues from inside a healthy vagina. >The doctor said they can be used to fight the cancer. >You must find someone with no STDs! >This doesn't count as cheating.. I give you a free pass. >Wear a condom and then turn it inside out and bring it to the hospital. >If you need help getting an erection with another women, just use the pictures of me on our bedside table. >I love you. >*hang up* Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)02:58:47 No.892350055 >>892351911 >>892358619 >>892358962 >>892359498 >>892359738 >>892359848 >>892360353 >>892360994 >>892361697 >>892362444 >>892363094 >>892349753 >be husband >at home enjoying the peace and quiet >drinking beer with a buddy and watching the beach volleyball olympics >phone rings >*wife is calling* >Hey babe what's up? >[conversation happens] >H--------.. >run upstairs >daughter is on her bed reading a book about slugs >explain to her the situtation >she nods and puts down her book >Okay daddy, we h-have to save mommy! >she lifts her crop top over her head >pulls down her butterfly panties and jumps on the bed >we do the cell tissue gathering procedure >i leave out all the sexy details >because you are probably imagining >a 12 year old being r---- by her dad >you horny p------------ >there's a woman dying of cancer in the hospital >and you thought she could be saved by scraping >some vagina cells out using a penis >what is wrong with you >autism retard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/511/320/acf.png "Anon watches the beach volleyball olympics | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous >decide to cash out some of my gains to spoil myself for a nice meal at Subway for the first time >"What sandwich do you want?" >Uhhh, I'll have a BLT (I had to google this on my Android Smartphone to figure out what this was [Bacon-Lettuce-Tomatoes]) >"Okay, but what bread do you want?" >I-I said I wanted a B.L.T sandwich! >"Yes but I'm going to need a bread" >Umm, organic? >"We don't have that here" 2.06 MB PNG 01/07/23(Sat)21:08:10 No.18783718 >she points at the board >want to say parmesan oregano but I don't know how to pronounce parmesan >say italian instead >"Do you want that toasted?" >Will that cost me extra? >"No" >say yes because free things are nice >"Okay, what vegetables do you want?" >H-Huh? It's a BLT, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, why are you asking me this? >"And cheese?" >S-Sure >"What kind?" >Yellow..? >"Sauce?" >The special one? >she wraps my sandwich up and I pay >don't tip her because she was really rude to me >it wasn't even that good anyway](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/511/186/04f.jpg "anon orders a BLT | /r/Greentext")
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