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□ Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)19:48:56 No.599839186 >>599839345 >>599839391 File: 2016-03-28-234510.jpg (102 KB, 960x544) Board /v/ - Video Games ▼ File: 1415005525708.png (10 KB, 363x349) F--- YIU MODS Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon)23:29:41 No.332382950 >>332383032 >>332383040 >>332383126 >>332383161 >>332383175 >>332383229 >>332383 239 >>33 2383313 >>332383370 >>33 2383426 >>332383464 >>332383502 >>332383628 >>332383671 >>332383715 >>332383734 >>332383783 >>332383918 GUESS WHO JUST GOT SENTENCED 18 MONTHS IN FEDERAL PRISON BECAUSE THE FEDS FOUND CP IN NY BROWSER CACHE THAT CAME FROM 4CHAN BECAUSE APPLE REPORTED ME DURING A REPAIR GUESS WHO'S NEVER COMING TO THIS F------ SITE EVER AGAIN F--- YOU CP SPAMMER F--- YOU /V/ CANT WAIT FOR THIS S------- TO BURN 11:45 PM Settings Home Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon) 23:30:21 No.332382991 owned Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon)23:30:41 No.332383008 ► I took this screenshot when 4chan still properly worked on the PS Vita. Ţ

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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: Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)03:41:07 No.892510218 1621429791243.png 684 KB PNG >be me >struggling financially >can't feed my kids >find a factory job >includes working with heavy machinery >big risk but big pay >one day operating on heavy machinery >i get sucked meat and tongue >some dude posts it on reddit with spongebob music playing in the background >100k upvotes the machine and it turns me into a lump of

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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 07/08/22 (Fri) 15:56:20 No.881631348 >be me >be in math class in high school >just sitting in the back not paying attention to anything the teacher is saying >get the sudden urge to say n----- at the top of my lungs >I almost lit it slip out but stopped myself in time >what does this mean : Anonymous >>881631348 (OP) # I feel a similar urge 07/08/22 (Fri) 15:59:54 No.881631471

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a highly intellectual discussion about vidya | /r/Greentext

File: 1644300534828.png (821 KB, 907x1248) Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)16:02:07 No.588032616 [Reply] What are /v/'s honest thoughts on Fate Grand Order? Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)16:03:06 No.588032712 boob c-- p--- sex sex c--

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Anon knows how to socialise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous gettyimages AN 153 KB JPG : Anonymous 12 KB PNG >>71796934 # 01/12/23(Thu)16:22:11 No.71796301 >Yeah that anon's a real loser, don't you thi- >Oh s---, he's looking at us.. *** >Heyy, anon, how's it going? 01/12/23(Thu)16:24:28 No.71796319 >>71796301 (OP) # >Looking good ladies and gentlemen >Walks away

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anon messes up his daughter's bday | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I f----- up real bad 01/13/23(Fri)02:56:53 No.71798696 >typing this from inside an IHOP rn >share joint custody of my daughter with my ex >both think I'm a loser because all do is talk about Japanese weaponry on 4chan and play MK 760 KB JPG >daughter's birthday comes around (at ex's house), so I decide to show them how cool | am >wrap my 25 in. machete up in gift wrap and it to the party >ex: "wow, you remembered to bring a gift" >shutupbitch.gif >time to break open pinata comes around and I excuse myself >unwrap 25 in. machete and run to the backyard >daughter is blindfolded, holding bat, so I gently shove her out the way so she won't get hit >go ballistic on that paper mache horse >snickers and skittles fly everywhere >triumphantly spike my 25 in. machete into the ground then look around >daughter is crying, none of the parents or children move, ex pulls out her phone >ohshit.jpeg >manage to jump the fence while everyone is still trying to process what happened (didn't have time to take 25 in. machete with me) >drive off I've stopped to gather my thoughts at this IHOP where I'm typing this on my mini mac. May have to leave the state or even the country.

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Anon pirates Minecraft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)14:24:52 No.892481856 > be lil me > wanted to play minecraft > searched up free minecraft working on google > Found a googlesite with working minecraft > Computer said it was a virus > ignored it > actually worked > happiestboyintheworld.jpg > it was version 1.5.2 > no skins or username changes > i didnt care > game started glitching out after a few days > i didnt know what to do > had an idea > deleted it and kept it in recycle bin for a few days > didn't work > ignored it > kept on playing > decide the glitches would be traps > had a great time > life was so simple then bros

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Anon is a south Asian girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 92 KB JPG : Saged >somehow strike gold >10/10 smart virgin white guy >dating my ideal type search hard enough and maybe you'll find a girl like me too 46 KB JPG 06/26/22(Sun)19:56:11 No.69189052 >be me >south asian girl (kashmiri) >only interested in intelligence >guys being smart makes me wet >too shy to actually make a move >guys i like are too shy too >use dating apps >neanderthals.png >use dating apps >neanderthals.png : Anonymous 06/26/22(Sun)20:00:02 No.69189091 >>69189052 (OP) # >>be me >south asian girl (kashmiri) >only interested in intelligence >guys being smart makes me wet >too shy to actually make a move >guys i like are too shy too >somehow strike gold >10/10 smart virgin white guy >dating my ideal type >search hard enoughh and maybe you'll find a girl like me too! 06/26/22(Sun)20:19:21 No.69189269 How many kids are you going to have?

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Anon fried his brain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 362 KB JPG 01/11/23(Wed)19:54:58 No.71791086 >say f--- it >use weed the whole month of December >go without it for a week >can't j------- or enjoy p--- anymore when will I go back to normal Anonymous >>71791086 (OP) # Never you f----- up, 01/11/23(Wed)20:07:05 No.71791216

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Anon is inducted into the hall of retards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/19(Fri)08:26:22 No.807817159 >hear that 4chan is filled with elite hackers >open browser and go to 4chan >my laptop camera scans my retinal >"permission granted" >holy mackerel these guys are elite! >I get a message on my phone from an unknown number 381 KB JPG >"put all your fingers on the trackpad" >I put my fingers on the trackpad and my fingerprints are burned off >holy f--- >mfw they initiate me into their anti-establishment hacker group >mfw we're going to flip society on their head >lol just kidding >they're just a bunch of retards

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That $400 is barely enough to pay for Anon's tendies and dewey for a week! What is he supposed to do guys??? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 bruh graduate college >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it 194 KB JPG

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Anon got bullied | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 170 KB PNG 12/29/22(Thu)16:11:55 No.71606269 >be me, 14 years old >getting bullied at school >one day decide to get revenge >idea.jpeg >order an 1800s vintage french sword from ebay >spend a whole week barely being able to sleep from excitement >it finally comes >have a little fun with it, play around, cut some fruit >holyshitthisissharp.png >decide to bring it to school with me >hide it up my ass so no one sees it >third period, the bully comes to pick on me, as ussual >this time he doesnt know about the little surprise i have >gets up close to me and hits me >ENOUGH!.png >get the sword out >stainless steel 74 cm, a beautiful baby >get into the Pflug pose, and get ready >he s---- himself and starts running >almost get suspended, but it was worth it >wake up

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Anon makes mashed potatoes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 551 KB PNG such a retard Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)00:15:35 No.71795360 >out of milk for my mashed potatoes >see meme about somebody using chocolate milk and it tasting good >decide to use chocolate milk >it tastes like f------ dog s--- What a waste of potato. Why am I 01/13/23(Fri)00:18:34 No.71795385 Look, you've followed the culinary tradition of trying strange s---. Congratulation on try something new. Never try that one again.

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□ Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)19:48:56 No.599839186 >>599839345 >>599839391 File: 2016-03-28-234510.jpg (102 KB, 960x544) Board /v/ - Video Games ▼ File: 1415005525708.png (10 KB, 363x349) F--- YIU MODS Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon)23:29:41 No.332382950 >>332383032 >>332383040 >>332383126 >>332383161 >>332383175 >>332383229 >>332383 239 >>33 2383313 >>332383370 >>33 2383426 >>332383464 >>332383502 >>332383628 >>332383671 >>332383715 >>332383734 >>332383783 >>332383918 GUESS WHO JUST GOT SENTENCED 18 MONTHS IN FEDERAL PRISON BECAUSE THE FEDS FOUND CP IN NY BROWSER CACHE THAT CAME FROM 4CHAN BECAUSE APPLE REPORTED ME DURING A REPAIR GUESS WHO'S NEVER COMING TO THIS F------ SITE EVER AGAIN F--- YOU CP SPAMMER F--- YOU /V/ CANT WAIT FOR THIS S------- TO BURN 11:45 PM Settings Home Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon) 23:30:21 No.332382991 owned Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon)23:30:41 No.332383008 ► I took this screenshot when 4chan still properly worked on the PS Vita. Ţ

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