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File: mgwxg33oytba1.jpg (40 KB, 640x438) Nick Adams (Alpha Male) @NickAdamsinUSA I was at a bodega this morning when I saw a small boy ask his mother for some candy. As I saw her hand reach for a package of M&Ms, I cried out and left my place in line to stop her. Once I informed her M&Ms had gone woke, she thanked me profusely and opted for a Twix instead. 9:46 AM Jan 13, 2023 42.5K Views 84 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 715 Likes alpha activities >at bodega >waiting in line blubbering at the mouth wetting myself waiting to scream at something >see infantile child getting some m&ms by their suffering mother ⠀ (ID: /cKcbQQn 01/13/23(Fri)11:05:29 No.16845282 >lessgo.jpg >begin sprinting towards them at Mach 10 >shove the 5-year-old out of the way, concussing him >begin screaming and beating the mom for infecting their Christian child with woke communism gay m&m queer grooming >she and her now-disabled child run off >envelopes detailing her eviction fall out of her purse This is how you stop the woke neo-Marxist mob

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 14 KB JPG >next day >date arrives 04/22/18(Sun)16:19:55 No.766669688 >3 days ago >Find girl on meet me >great convo >get along great >she is 19, average build with a cute dorky smile >agree to go on a date next night >5 minutes in she shows me a picture "Oh did you little sister draw that!?" "Lol no I did Anon!!!!" >poker face >shows me a picture of her fridge full of stick figure drawings of her family "....oh very nice." "Lol right!" >shows me her Devianart Page >furry p--- >leave the table >swear off dating for a while

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Anon gets a compliment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous brootal 01/13/23(Fri)15:19:50 No.71807626 >be me >20 yo >getting some papers for work >lady on the counter is in 40s moderately attractive >"Hello, your id, anon." >"Hmm, why are you bald on your id and now you have hair?" >"I used to shave my hair back then." >"Don't do it again, you have a prettier face now, baldness never brought anything good. Take care." >mfw 135 KB PNG View Thread

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>soon I will ascend >soon سامة Anonymous (ID: 9iouC1xA 01/12/23(Thu)22:59:15 No.411993822 >be 10th tier jew lord >shekel keeper >sitting in my cave surrounded by gold and jewels given to me by the German government >nobusinesslikeshoahbusiness.jpg >my Palestinian child servants enter my feeding chamber >"L-Lord Rosensteinshekelberg... t-the reuben crops aren't growing" >WHAT?! >how dare they bring me such news >"Myehh!" I screech as I rake a talon across their little faces >after I become bored with beating my servants I slither across my lair and soak myself in a nice warm tub of freshly harvested foreskins and consider how to best remedy the lack of reubens >feelsgood.jpg >I can feel myself growing stronger from the foreskins' essence

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Anon hates processed OJ (you should look at how it's processed and stored) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 75 KB JPG : Anonymous 142 KB JPG >>892505259 # 01/12/23(Thu)11:52:46 No.892504427 >orange juice from concentrate you shouldn't even be allowed to call this stuff orange juice it's an entirely different product : Anonymous QUACK !!! 01/12/23(Thu)11:54:05 No.892504760 >>892506657 # >>892504427 (OP) # Go f--- yourself : Anonymous >>892504760 # what's the matter dude 01/12/23(Thu)12:07:22 No.892505259 : Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)12:40:51 No.892506557 >Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice >It said concentrate on the carton 01/12/23(Thu)12:42:09 No.892506619

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Anon and his best friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.24 MB GIF 01/13/23(Fri)12:30:57 No.71806451 >Be me 20min ago >Ask my best friend if I am her best friend >She ask me if she is my best friend >She responds that she thinks of me as a good friend >My heart is ripped out There is no sexual tension btw, I don't see her like that and I am too young for her (about 15 years younger I think) 1 Reply View Thread 01/13/23(Fri)15:16:56 No.71807609 : Anonymous >>71806451 (OP) # where are you getting these best friends that are 15 years older than you

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Anon is not joining | /r/Greentext

How E-girl influencers are trying to get Gen Z into the military LIFE & CULTURE - FEATURE Cosplay commandos are posting nationalist thirst traps to mobilise the SIMPs - but why? 10th January 2023 genz.png 134 KB PNG Roasties are encouraging their beta simps to throw away their lives to protect Chad's harem from foreign forces.

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Anon gets a core memory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 195 KB PNG 03/24/21 (Wed)19:36:28 No.62896081 >girl in 11th grade once said I have pretty eyebrows and the girl next to her agreed >still remember it to this day

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Anon helps with dinner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 121 227 KB JPG 01/13/23(Fri)21:04:11 No.892540321 I recently nutted in a batch of cake mix my gf's roommate was making then proceeded to watch them and their friends eat the cake after a backyard bbq.

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Anon voices the funny Rick and Morty gun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)19:23:28 No.624111423 >>624109649 (OP) # 26 KB JPG >Aww geez looks like I hit you again, you know I wouldn't have to keep doing this if you weren't such a stupid bitch, like do you think I wake up every morning thinking "oh boy am I excited to commit some domestic abuse today, gonna get some good smackerinos in on her this morning", no, that's, that's not me I'm not into this but uh, you, you just keep being a stupid bitch, like what do you think is going to happen, I've hit you three days running now, like three days, come on, there's a patern there can't you pick up on that? I mean I guess not because you're a stupid bitch who can't do anything right which is like the whole f------ problem, I mean geez, I, I see the irony here but this is all I've got, If you weren't such a stupid c--- I wouldn't have to keep doing this and like, we could both just go about our days like normal people, and- Stop f------ crying, shut the f--- up, like why do people cry, what's up with that, like think about it logically, how is making the most annoying noise in the world not going to make me not want to hit you more? >>624112265 # >>624114358 # >>624115698 # >>624116554 # >>624119442 # >>624121580 # >>624124153 #

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Anon Has An Unrealistic Dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 100 KB GIF 01/12/23(Thu)19:49:11 No.71801561 >dreamed about having a gf again

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Anon finds a new game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Super Nintendo Nostalgia 01/12/23(Thu)22:51:29 No.892534043 >be me >8 year old autist back in the mid 90s >dad takes me to movie rental store on friday night after school to rent a game for my snes >prettycool.jpg >find game called Super Bonk >looks fun so i tell my dad to rent the game >we take the game home >play it religiously over the weekend >go to school monday >teacher greets me just inside classroom door >old bag, probably 60 years old >idea.png >think it would be funny to headbutt her just like Bonk does to enemies 32 KB JPG >engage autist fury mode >charge at her full speed > my head rams directly into her chest, felt ribs crack >she falls back and lays on the floor unable to get up >classmates look at me horrified >teacher is out for several weeks >end up getting placed in special ed the next week Man so many fun memories of the ol' super nintendo. what were your favorite games growing up?

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Anons are right about Mary Jane | /r/Greentext

Ⓒ /tv/ Sam Raimi's Marry Jane was the worst adapted comic book character Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:10:12 No.179112368 [Reply] Spider-Man: >cheats on Harry with Spider-man/Peter >attempts to seduce her ex's best friend at his dad's funeral like a day after they break up Spider-man 2: >leaves her fiance at their wedding >implies she's only dating Jameson cuz Peter rejected her >only becomes super infatuated with Peter again after finding out he's a superhero Spider-man 3 >cheats on Peter with Harry >gets jealous of Peter being a celebrated hero cuz she loses her job as an actress >breaks Peter's heart because Harry threatens him and she's too stupid to realize her boyfriend is Spider-Man and can kick Harry's ass Do people really want this character back in future movies via multiverse shenanigans? Why? Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:31:24 No.179112837 >>179112368 Dude, Mary Jane in the comics is no better. In fact, she's even worse. The only "good" women in Peter's life are Black Cat and a f------ m-----.

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File: mgwxg33oytba1.jpg (40 KB, 640x438) Nick Adams (Alpha Male) @NickAdamsinUSA I was at a bodega this morning when I saw a small boy ask his mother for some candy. As I saw her hand reach for a package of M&Ms, I cried out and left my place in line to stop her. Once I informed her M&Ms had gone woke, she thanked me profusely and opted for a Twix instead. 9:46 AM Jan 13, 2023 42.5K Views 84 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 715 Likes alpha activities >at bodega >waiting in line blubbering at the mouth wetting myself waiting to scream at something >see infantile child getting some m&ms by their suffering mother ⠀ (ID: /cKcbQQn 01/13/23(Fri)11:05:29 No.16845282 >lessgo.jpg >begin sprinting towards them at Mach 10 >shove the 5-year-old out of the way, concussing him >begin screaming and beating the mom for infecting their Christian child with woke communism gay m&m queer grooming >she and her now-disabled child run off >envelopes detailing her eviction fall out of her purse This is how you stop the woke neo-Marxist mob

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