Notes:

Do you ever come across something and think "No, surely this is a joke. I refuse to believe a group of adults sat down and decided that this was the correct and sensible path to take."

This is one of those times and because it seems like such b-------, here, have another credible source on the house.

Out of the sheer scientific curiosity of the thing, I would love to meet the person who saw this and then thought "Ah yes, I was on the fence, but after seeing this image, I shall now answer the call of Jihad".