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RABBITS You are an Emily who virtue signals about animal welfare but doesn't actually care You're in your 20s but you still call them "bunnies" BEARDED DRAGONS You're more focused with being "unique" than having a good pet They're super high maintenance but popular with visitors and that's all you care about CHINCHILLAS You chose them because they look cute, didn't realize how high maintenance they are You insist that you can handle them, but you're slowly losing faith GOLDFISH You are a child who just won this at a state fair You don't feed it at all and it dies in two days. It's your first exposure to death AQARIUM FISH You spend a lot of time and resources in your room controlling your tiny universe You're a megalomaniac who likes to assert control over his/her own little world GOATS You care about the scientific aspect of zoology You use the goats for utilitarian reasons, to mow grass or for milk CATS You're an introvert seeking a cuddling buddy You don't mind bad smells You also appreciate how independent They become cats are your best friend and you love them with your deepest heart You want a cute, but intelligent pet to be your friend FERRETS ALEFEREN You get p----- when they run around instead Notorious thieves TARANTULA You pretend like it's a beautiful creature but you know that it's a terrifying monster You have inferiority issues so you want to scare visitors and your family CHICKENS You're a rich millennial who just moved into a gentrified urban apartment building IGUANAS You're quiet and introverted and you're looking for a quiet pet You raise chickens for the "organic" eggs and post it relentlessly on Instagram You're anti- authority and live on a commune They just sorta sit there until they die and you're fond of that LLAMAS You possibly run a private petting zoo You're a vegetarian and you wear llama fur RATS You like the ability to control and train semi-intelligent mammals I know two government bureaucrats who own rats and it tracks DOGS You are basic and you appreciate loyalty and family You are extremely wealthy and can pay for their upkeep You are most likely right-wing. of Anglo-Saxon descent, and live in the Midwest HORSES You cuddle with your dogs frequently You're a rich socialite who wanted a cute pet you could fit in your purse You're also legitimately insane and sheltered You never get married PIGS You put a bow on it Your maid cleans up the droppings TURTLES You are a very old man with mobility issues The turtle is a reflection of yourself BIRDS You're an old woman and you think birds are pretty You drink monster energy and vape Helps you make peace with death You own a private exotic animal zoo They're also low- maintenance SNAKES and intelligent You think snakes are badass and you name yours something like "spike" You watch with glee as they murder mice and birds TIGERS You try to avoid government regulation as much as possible You treat the tigers like s--- to maximize profit

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