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File: 1363944296014.jpg-(81 KB. 569x625, image.jpg) Bueno. >takes bitches card >I'm sorry ma'am, it was declined" >the bar falls silent Anonymous Jr 03/22/13(Fri)05:24 No. 11535288 Replies: >>11535531 >be at bar with friends >drinkingallnight >feminazi across bar >treating male bartender like s--- >spouting endless reason why men made her fat >her wymin friends agree >a devilish idea pops into my head >grab shot glass >"by all means, it was..." >take shot >slam glass down >shatters >equally devilish grin spreads across my face >call to bartender >tell him i'll pay her tab as her lower female wages won't be enough >order shot for effect >bitch done eating >asks for tab >my penis begins to swell with anticipation >bartender is a bro >feminazis eyes swell "w-what?" >other men see my smile >they begin grunting like apes >women begin to s-- gently >immediately speak up: "ill cover it" >bartender hands me her check >bitch begins to wail >wimyn friends join her >the men begin banging their chests and howling >my erection barley contained in my pants >i sign my name on the bill >my friends go wild >"th-th-thank y-you..." she squeaks >"...my privilege." >the men go insane >now fighting each other with diamond hard erections >women everywhere crying in the fetal position at this display of oppression >turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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Anonymous 04/15/18(Sun)19:41:20 No.44709361 >yesterday >it's my little sister's birthday >she's a literal 13 year old Stacy >f------ spoiled as s--- as well >always tells me to leave the house already as I am 26 years old >hate her guts >be lactose intolerant >she and her classmates were out bowling >eat a s--- ton of varying dairy products >2 different kinds of yogurt, 3 different kinds of cheese and 2 tall glasses of milk >a deadlier version of mustard gas starts building up inside of me >spend the next 15 minutes farting inside my sister's bedroom >farted in every single sleeping bag and corner >10 minutes later sister comes back >they all run upstairs to watch some gay dancing movie >sister opens door >a wall of sulfuric gas hits her and her friends in the face >one of the quiet kids almost fainted >sister yells at parents >parents suspect it's a gas leak because they thought no man could produce such stench >got off scot-free Anyone else /devilish/?

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Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/27/23(Fri) 14:39:59 No.893350304 >Be me, in University >Busy working on my assignment in the library >Spot a gal doing the same thing >She leaves for a coffee break, but suddenly comes back like she forgot something >Asks me if I would like to give company to her >Sure, why not >Both of us drinking coffee awkwardly >Have no idea why she wanted my company >Then she ends the silence by telling me that she has been working on a paper related to human psychology >I then understood why she wanted my company >Bitch thinks I'm a human psychology subject because I act retarded sometimes >Date? >Yeah >Get offended and tell her that I need to get back to the library to finish my work >She apologizes to me, and asks me out on a date on the whim >Mind-Blown >*Retardation kicks in* >I say, but why should I date you!? >She gets offended this time, and tells me that we aren't dating, but just wants to go out on a date with me >Ask her what's her ideal date night sounds like >She tells me that we should go on a picnic >Weird, but alright I guess >She then shows me this remote location (literally in the middle of b------ nowhere) on her phone, and tells me that the place is a perfect spot for picnic >I'm getting murdered aren't I, anons? imgflip.com

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Anonymous 12/11/22(Sun)11:21:03 No.127007146 Flag_of_Argentina.svg.png 28 KB PNG >World Cup ends >Argentina back to being poor irrelevant s------- full of low iq brown people >>127012821 # : Anonymous >>127007146 (OP) # Yes, I'm okay with it 12/11/22(Sun)11:22:24 No.127007184

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Anonymous 359 KB PNG 10/12/21 (Tue)00:04:58 No.65728352 >be me >job interview >"Anon I notice you've never had a job before despite being 20, why is that?" >I just never wanted one until now >"I see..." >never hear from them again What the f--- was I supposed to say? Did they want me to lie?

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Anonymous (ID: XOUJKHrL) 11/09/12 (Fri)09:42 >Be in preschool >Uncircumcised >Kid notices in bathroom >Later that day in a group with other boys and girls >Kid says my pee pee is different >Other kids want to see >Show them >They want to touch it >why not >Let them >They pull back my foreskin repeatedly and touch the head >Feelsgoodman.jpg >My pee pee gets bigger >One of the little girls screams >Female teacher comes over >ohshit >The kids' parents are informed And that was the end of my teaching career

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: Anonymous 585 KB PNG 11/09/21 (Tue)04:03:47 No.66085975 >be me >give s--- eating grins to people out of the blue >classmate asks me if something's wrong after I give him one > reply "something's going to be" for s---- and giggles >get the s--- beat out of me by the f------ f----- >he starts yelling I got a gun >get restrained >people yelling but I can't even open my eyes and head is rigning >don't remember what happens later >I'm escorted to the principal's office along with the kid >kid gets suspended after they hear his story >principal begs me not to sue in front of my parents the next day >s--- eating grin with my face beat to a pulp We sued.

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IDS HABIDDING >be Serbian >buy a gun >notice some f----- riding around in his car with the top down >he has the gayest mustache i've ever seen 299 13 LISON BETH STORIT MIR IRTS SÄRTS 307 KB JPG >empty mag of .32 into the f------ degenerate >Austrians are p----- for some reason >every nation in Europe is gearing up for war >just because i shot some h--- >millions of people die

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Anonymous 32 KB JPG 01/26/23(Thu)18:55:29 No.71976287 >>71975841 (OP) # >WHAAAAAT? YOU DONT LIKE COLLEGE??? BUT...BUT HOW? EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO COLLEGE >IM DOING A 4 YEAR MAJOR IN SOCIO-BIO-ECONOMICS WITH A MINOR IN NEW WORLD FILM STUDYS PHILOSPHY >ARENT YOU GLAD YOU MOVED OUT OF YOUR HICK TOWN AND ALL THAT WILDERNESS AND INTO THE CITY >ITS SO DIVERSE, SO MANY COOL STORES AND STARBUCKS >WHAT ABOUT THE CLUBS AND SOCIETIES???? THE DEAN APPROVED OUR WALKOUT PLAN FOR PROTESTING AGAINST RACISM >IF YOU DONT GO TO COLLEGE YOUR GOING TO END UP BEING A JANITOR OR SOME BORING JOB FOREVER >DEBT? DEPRESSION? NO MEANING IN LIFE? NO NO NO THATS ALL MADE UP NONSENSE IM THE HAPPIEST IVE EVER BEEN JUST LOOK MY DORM AND ALL MY TIK TOKS THAT SHOW MY DAILY LIFE WITH MY NEW AWESOME FRIENDS >HA WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANYWAYS YOU DONT HAVE A PHD

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Screenshot_20211211-204924_Amazon Shopping~2.jpg 153 KB JPG >get gf cow lingerie on amazon >f--- her in it many times >driving past field of cows on my way home from work >get r----------- Did a God really create us?

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File: 1395600443739.gif-(2.52 MB, 400x225, RecThread.gif) GI Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:47 UTC-7 No.236750509 Replies: >>236750581 >>236750707 >>236750761 >>236751. RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD GAMES F--- Packages that include this game DUBS AND I'LL BUY IT IMMEDIATELY Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:51 UTC-7 No.236751000 Replies: >>236751060 >>236751131 >>236751134>>236751147 >>236751189 >>236751191 >>236751269 >>23675 Train simulator 2014 with all DLC Buy Train Simulator 2014 - Standard Edition Includes 4 items: Train Simulator 2014, Donner Pass: Southern Pacific Route Add-On, London-Faversham High Speed Route Add-On, Hamburg-Hanover Route Add-On PACKAGE INFO PACKAGE INFO $39.99 Buy Train Simulator 2014: Steam Edition Includes 6 items: Train Simulator 2014, Donner Pass: Southern Pacific Route Add-On, London-Faversham High Speed Route Add-On, Hamburg-Hanover Route Add-On, Sheemness Branch Extension Route Add-On, Southern Pacific SD70M Loco Add-On ADD TO CART $3,593.39 6- $54.99 ADD TO CART $3,593.39 ADD ALL DLC TO CART Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:52 UTC-7 No.236751131 >>236751000 h-------- op you dun goofed Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:52 UTC-7 No.236751147 File: 1395600767309.gif-(1.2 MB, 420x236, 1366150360495.gif) GI >>236751000 You poor m-----------. ADD ALL DLC TO CART

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File: 1363944296014.jpg-(81 KB. 569x625, image.jpg) Bueno. >takes bitches card >I'm sorry ma'am, it was declined" >the bar falls silent Anonymous Jr 03/22/13(Fri)05:24 No. 11535288 Replies: >>11535531 >be at bar with friends >drinkingallnight >feminazi across bar >treating male bartender like s--- >spouting endless reason why men made her fat >her wymin friends agree >a devilish idea pops into my head >grab shot glass >"by all means, it was..." >take shot >slam glass down >shatters >equally devilish grin spreads across my face >call to bartender >tell him i'll pay her tab as her lower female wages won't be enough >order shot for effect >bitch done eating >asks for tab >my penis begins to swell with anticipation >bartender is a bro >feminazis eyes swell "w-what?" >other men see my smile >they begin grunting like apes >women begin to s-- gently >immediately speak up: "ill cover it" >bartender hands me her check >bitch begins to wail >wimyn friends join her >the men begin banging their chests and howling >my erection barley contained in my pants >i sign my name on the bill >my friends go wild >"th-th-thank y-you..." she squeaks >"...my privilege." >the men go insane >now fighting each other with diamond hard erections >women everywhere crying in the fetal position at this display of oppression >turn 360 degrees and walk away

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