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Anonymous 359 KB PNG 10/12/21 (Tue)00:04:58 No.65728352 >be me >job interview >"Anon I notice you've never had a job before despite being 20, why is that?" >I just never wanted one until now >"I see..." >never hear from them again What the f--- was I supposed to say? Did they want me to lie?

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Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

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Anonymous (ID: XOUJKHrL) 11/09/12 (Fri)09:42 >Be in preschool >Uncircumcised >Kid notices in bathroom >Later that day in a group with other boys and girls >Kid says my pee pee is different >Other kids want to see >Show them >They want to touch it >why not >Let them >They pull back my foreskin repeatedly and touch the head >Feelsgoodman.jpg >My pee pee gets bigger >One of the little girls screams >Female teacher comes over >ohshit >The kids' parents are informed And that was the end of my teaching career

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: Anonymous 585 KB PNG 11/09/21 (Tue)04:03:47 No.66085975 >be me >give s--- eating grins to people out of the blue >classmate asks me if something's wrong after I give him one > reply "something's going to be" for s---- and giggles >get the s--- beat out of me by the f------ f----- >he starts yelling I got a gun >get restrained >people yelling but I can't even open my eyes and head is rigning >don't remember what happens later >I'm escorted to the principal's office along with the kid >kid gets suspended after they hear his story >principal begs me not to sue in front of my parents the next day >s--- eating grin with my face beat to a pulp We sued.

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IDS HABIDDING >be Serbian >buy a gun >notice some f----- riding around in his car with the top down >he has the gayest mustache i've ever seen 299 13 LISON BETH STORIT MIR IRTS SÄRTS 307 KB JPG >empty mag of .32 into the f------ degenerate >Austrians are p----- for some reason >every nation in Europe is gearing up for war >just because i shot some h--- >millions of people die

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Hardly working | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB JPG 01/26/23(Thu)18:55:29 No.71976287 >>71975841 (OP) # >WHAAAAAT? YOU DONT LIKE COLLEGE??? BUT...BUT HOW? EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO COLLEGE >IM DOING A 4 YEAR MAJOR IN SOCIO-BIO-ECONOMICS WITH A MINOR IN NEW WORLD FILM STUDYS PHILOSPHY >ARENT YOU GLAD YOU MOVED OUT OF YOUR HICK TOWN AND ALL THAT WILDERNESS AND INTO THE CITY >ITS SO DIVERSE, SO MANY COOL STORES AND STARBUCKS >WHAT ABOUT THE CLUBS AND SOCIETIES???? THE DEAN APPROVED OUR WALKOUT PLAN FOR PROTESTING AGAINST RACISM >IF YOU DONT GO TO COLLEGE YOUR GOING TO END UP BEING A JANITOR OR SOME BORING JOB FOREVER >DEBT? DEPRESSION? NO MEANING IN LIFE? NO NO NO THATS ALL MADE UP NONSENSE IM THE HAPPIEST IVE EVER BEEN JUST LOOK MY DORM AND ALL MY TIK TOKS THAT SHOW MY DAILY LIFE WITH MY NEW AWESOME FRIENDS >HA WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANYWAYS YOU DONT HAVE A PHD

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Screenshot_20211211-204924_Amazon Shopping~2.jpg 153 KB JPG >get gf cow lingerie on amazon >f--- her in it many times >driving past field of cows on my way home from work >get r----------- Did a God really create us?

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File: 1395600443739.gif-(2.52 MB, 400x225, RecThread.gif) GI Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:47 UTC-7 No.236750509 Replies: >>236750581 >>236750707 >>236750761 >>236751. RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD GAMES F--- Packages that include this game DUBS AND I'LL BUY IT IMMEDIATELY Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:51 UTC-7 No.236751000 Replies: >>236751060 >>236751131 >>236751134>>236751147 >>236751189 >>236751191 >>236751269 >>23675 Train simulator 2014 with all DLC Buy Train Simulator 2014 - Standard Edition Includes 4 items: Train Simulator 2014, Donner Pass: Southern Pacific Route Add-On, London-Faversham High Speed Route Add-On, Hamburg-Hanover Route Add-On PACKAGE INFO PACKAGE INFO $39.99 Buy Train Simulator 2014: Steam Edition Includes 6 items: Train Simulator 2014, Donner Pass: Southern Pacific Route Add-On, London-Faversham High Speed Route Add-On, Hamburg-Hanover Route Add-On, Sheemness Branch Extension Route Add-On, Southern Pacific SD70M Loco Add-On ADD TO CART $3,593.39 6- $54.99 ADD TO CART $3,593.39 ADD ALL DLC TO CART Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:52 UTC-7 No.236751131 >>236751000 h-------- op you dun goofed Anonymous 03/23/14(Sun)11:52 UTC-7 No.236751147 File: 1395600767309.gif-(1.2 MB, 420x236, 1366150360495.gif) GI >>236751000 You poor m-----------. ADD ALL DLC TO CART

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: Anonymous What the f---??? Xbyuji 01/09/23(Mon)21:45:06 No.623709161 Hey, it's another one of them input things. This time the word's, uh... "HUGS"? Ann It says "HUGE," you moron! Can you even read? Morgana IMG_20230109_214046.jpg 38 KB JPG > Whoops, my bad guys- > OH MY GOD RYUJI, YOU'RE SO000 RETARDED, KAMOSHIDA SHOULD HAVE BROKE YOUR NECK INSTEAD, F------ MORON. It happens pretty much all the time, how are they supposed to be friends??

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piracy is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)08:42:19 No.848555469 >80s, 90s, 2000s >everyone is forced to pay for media >sometime around 2007 >the internet becomes good enough for piracy to be widely practiced [visible disgust] 110 KB JPG >piracy becomes popular enough for it to be a real problem for megacorps who want to keep all their money >suddenly, Netflix >piracy falls out of vogue hard because there's basically no reason to pirate anything anymore >streaming really is just that cheap and convenient >netflix gets greedy >they want to pivot into becoming a production company >production companies are threatened by this >they start pulling their s--- from Netflix >won't let Netflix host their s--- at any price at all >seeing the amount of money Netflix made doing streaming, however, these companies decide to each independently set up their own streaming services >the average person doesn't have the money to subscribe to all of them >some of these companies aren't even selling their films and television shows anymore. it's all just streaming now. >people go back to piracy en masse 1 Reply >??? >profit all hail the internet. get f-----, streaming industry View Thread

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>touch my pp >feel good Why?

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: Anonymous Fembot Feels YOTE 回 Next Bersede O 181 KB JPG I... huh? 01/13/22(Thu)17:39:34 No.66973664 >go on several dates with a guy >ultimately decide I don't like him that way >get so anxious that I have a severe panic attack which lands me in the hospital for several days >finally text him saying that I'm not interested in him and just want to be friends >"Okay, understood. Thanks for the dates, they were fun." 2 Replies / 1 Image >scared of telling him this because I know men get psychotic and violent over rejection View Thread

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File: 1610963188342.jpg (459 KB, 2048x1133) O Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)07:24:22 No.71960590 [Reply] >>71969911 >>71970876 So, robots. What was it like when you lost your virginity? >Be nineteen year old f-----, kissless virgin with a thing for older guys >Typical quiet guy, not beta but not alpha either >Looking around on adam4adam >H-------- what is wrong with some of these people >One guy compliments my star trek shirt instead of telling me how much he wants to sodomise me while peeing >He's 50, tall and handsome >We start talking >Eventually meet up for coffee >He's fun to be around, we joke about all the weird people we've met or talk about star trek >Meeting up for coffee becomes a daily ritual, we eventually start going to dinner or the movies on the weekends >Have first kiss with him alone in a movie theater about two weeks in >After a month of seeing each other constantly, the family that was staying with him goes back to their state >He invites me to spend the night with him the day they leave >He pulls me up to him the moment I'm in the door and we kiss for a good ten minutes right there >Leads me to bedroom >We cuddle for a while >Things inevitably lead to sex >He's really gentle, shows me what to do the whole time >More cuddling after I was really lucky to do it with someone I trusted. It was pretty great. 10/10 would lose virginity again. Still with him too

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: Anonymous 778 KB PNG >walk away 01/26/23(Thu)20:17:35 No.893313460 >strollin' >see two broccoli-haired zoomers having trouble with their car >they ask someone for help, get ignored >they see me >they ask me for help >pretend I don't hear them I would have helped if they didn't have that disgusting mulatto perm.

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