Anonymous 42 KB JPG Anonymous 218 KB PNG 01/20/23(Fri)09:29:41 No.28160054 I've always been told that I'm a serious person or I look depressed or something. How can I change my face so it at least looks like I'm happy? I literally look like pic related, which is my resting face. 01/20/23(Fri)10:02:32 No.28160111 >>28160054 (OP) #

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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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Anon has friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)13:23:30 No.72012857 66 KB JPG >Chilling with friend >His sister enters the room with a friend of hers >Friend used to kinda like her because she makes moves on him from time to time >Now he's tired of her s--- because she keeps going for thugs who beat the s--- out of her and cheat on her >This time she drags him to the living room >She tells him that she, his sister and his mom have been talking about how she'll marry him when she's 30 (we're all in our early 20s) if he's taller than her so they should compare heights since they're almost equally tall Crazy how almost every dude I know experienced s--- like this. I used to think it's just me, but apparently being used as back-up bf is pretty normal. Life just keeps blackpilling me.

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Anon posssssstssssss a rat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 681 KB PNG : Anonymous 143 KB JPG >>4362529 # 11/23/22(Wed)09:33:59 No.4362516 Does /an/ like my rat? 11/23/22(Wed)09:49:31 No.4362525 >Lookssssss wonderful, could you maybe put it in my cage sssssso | can obsssssserve it more clossssssely?

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Anon is jealous (so am I) | /r/Greentext

FALKNER Very NEDR Anonymous 02/02/21 (Tue)04:27:07 No.59652376 ► >>59653591 >>59654059 >>59654623 >>59654859 >>59854943 >>59655216 >>59655244 File: Screen Shot 2021-02-02 at(...).png (471 KB, 1686x942) E >>59651551 that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch Luscious Lips

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anyone have greentext abt the anon taking his asian date to the museum and she starts talking very loudly about jews | /r/Greentext

885 KB PNG THE POOP WIZARD, EPISODE 1: THE TRIBUNAL >be me >17 >average dude >really have to s--- while in class >asks and leaves >all the stalls are taken >the urinals are too high to commit the sin in them >tards used to s--- in them, they were raised in height to avoid future incidents >idea.png >climbs the urinals >thankfully, the stall doors are high enough that the people s------- don't see me >start falling >balance myself with my arms, ends up t- posing >two stalls open up, young tardlings come out >tries to think of something to say >fuckfuckfuck.png >they climb the urinals around me after seemingly agreeing in tardspeak >they t-pose like me with dead serious looks >kid walks in >dead.png >starts looking at us >thinks of something to say >"THE TRIBUNAL HAS BEEN SUMMONED. WE SHALL NOW DELIBERATE ON YOUR CASE." >kids runs away >the two tardlings run away after looking at each other >commit the sin in the urinal and go back to class 10 Replies View Thread

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Anon is French | /r/Greentext

02/19/22(Sat)17:44:29 No.872 >be me >french >every single person on the internet hates us for seemingly no reason /b/ can you explain I dont get it

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anon is in love once again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15 ore fa 54 REPLIES 870217 >be me >gf broke up to be with a chad >be sad >look up at the majestic peaks of the nearby mountain >it's so beautiful and peaceful >the sun is setting, casting its warm glow on the sky >i can feel my heart swell with love for the mountains >it's like nothing is lost >i am in love mountains

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Anon learns a valuable lesson. | /r/Greentext

File: poggers.jpg (50 KB, 778x778) Anonymous 04/28/19(Sun)18:02:23 No.798464277 [Reply] >be me >5 yrs old >in kitchen >watch mom cook >looks at hotplate >about to touch it >mom stop me and says "it's very hot don't touch it" >looks at her and proceeds either way >mfw it's hot

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modern cycle of life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>177166345 (OP) # >have no children 01/29/23(Sun)15:28:48 No.177168986 >automatically upper middle-class with no effort >able to afford expensive s--- >attract the attention of women with your expensive s--- >have a kid with one >now you are poor because of the kid >expensive s--- cannot be maintained >woman leaves you because you are poor the modern cycle of life

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Anon wonders about mainstream social media | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)14:08:05 No.72013091 >watching comfy YouTuber with <100 subs and views >clearly makes vids because they enjoy it and have a passion >over a year or so gets more subs, starts pulling over >100000 views per video >asks for viewers to pay for their Patrion so they can make more vids with higher quality and faster, fulltime 68 KB JPG >now makes >$2000 a month in Patrion bucks >only releases one or two videos a year instead of several times a month >few vids that are released have a noticeable drop in quality >have an obvious "I have to do this because I get paid for it now" feel >otherwise they focus on doing s----- streams completely unrelated to the content I started watching them for >make over $400 per stream >stops doing the YouTube videos entirely >now just a s----- streamer that makes ludicrous amounts of bank Every f------ time Why are small YouTubers so kino?

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Anon's perfect girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why live 01/29/23(Sun)10:16:44 No.72011562 3238B843-11BC-493F-A360-D794450185E2.jpg 44 KB JPG >ywn have a pimple faced 30 year old mentally ill abuser gf >she will never slap you and call you a f----- after she makes fun of you until you cry >she will never turn all of your friends against you so you only have her >she will never isolate you and baby you 24/7 to keep you dependant on her forever >she will never come home drunk and sweaty at 3am to beat you up and then feel guilty and hold you while you cry together >she will never have delusions of you being her non existent 2 year old son due to her crippling subconscious jocasta complex >tfw she will never ever, not once: spit on you, punch you and threaten to kill herself because you asked your female coworker a question at work

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Anon fapped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous They know 551 KB PNG 07/27/18(Fri) 19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW

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Anon is an insufferable human | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/03/21 (Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan 483 KB JPG >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not responding. I think I f----- up. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong : Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636

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Greentext Stories - Anon is literally Greg Heffley | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous 42 KB JPG Anonymous 218 KB PNG 01/20/23(Fri)09:29:41 No.28160054 I've always been told that I'm a serious person or I look depressed or something. How can I change my face so it at least looks like I'm happy? I literally look like pic related, which is my resting face. 01/20/23(Fri)10:02:32 No.28160111 >>28160054 (OP) #

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