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File: 727eabd26b697d4d0b6f7afc1(...).jpg (49 KB, 750x1000) VE Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)21:04:22 No.69939535 [Reply] >>69939713 >>69940323 >>69940338 >>69940400 >>69939610 >>69939620 >>69939658 >>69939674 >hook up with girl in work after flirting for a month >go to her place because I still live with my mom >haven't had sex for years but I'm now in really good shape thanks /fit/ >struggling to c-- because of condom and cooming too much on /gif/ >keep pressing my neck in to her face because she hasn't mentioned my fragrance I found on /fa/ >'anon I can't breathe haha get off' >start flexing in the mirror American psycho style >she laughs and asks what the hell I'm doing >finally c-- >she comes back from bathroom and I mention the pump I have now, she just goes 'oh yeah you have abs' but doesn't seem to care >offers food in morning, says I can cook some eggs >freaks out because I crack open 7 for myself and she was saving them for a cake, she meant take like 2 >feel really guilty and offer to buy more, scared to drink the milk now >she just says it's fine and sighs >I solve her rubiks cube and leave I think I need to get off this website

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #
Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house
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