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: Anonymous MURAD 113 KB JPG 07/23/22(Sat)10:19:36 No.69521263 My gf was telling me a story from school when she was like 14 >Teacher in biology class brought a pig heart to dissect >She volunteeres for the dissection >Instead of dissecting it, she starts to violently stab it, getting blood all over the place >After class, she begs the teacher to allow her to keep the pig heart >She actually brings it home She also frequently tells me about the possibility of the world being controlled by satanic cults and says s--- like, I could kill you right here and hide the body and noone would know for weeks, or If I sharpen this stick I could stab u in the neck Is she mentally ill or something?

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #

Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.

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92 KB PNG >Past four years been "saving" all my vacation days >Plan was to eventually have enough vacation days that I could live off a full paycheck workless for an extended period >Just found out that vacation days do not stack, and I keep none of the days I didn't use at the end of each year

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: Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)07:28:31 No.114986013 1656882874656.jpg 115 KB JPG I see you've clicked into this thread the moment you noticed a woman in a suggestive pose. Your primal desires overtook you and your heartbeat quickened. You were almost about to lose it and reach to your member. Fear not, for this evil will not overtake you. Let the temptation pass and close out of the thread. Stand up, smile, and go about your day being the best version of yourself. Go in strength, my friend. >>114986028 # >>114987454 # >>114987714 # >>114987761 # >>114988951 # >>114989778 # >>114989838 # >>114990395 # >>114993044 # >>114993097 # >>114993117 # >>114997052 # >>114997099 # >>114997141 #

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: Anonymous gettyimages 16 KB JPG 02/13/23(Mon)13:04:06 No.72206523 *knock knock* >hey son I jus- >goddamnit *door slams shut* >CHERYL, HES ON THAT GODDAMN FROG SITE AGAIN

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File: 727eabd26b697d4d0b6f7afc1(...).jpg (49 KB, 750x1000) VE Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)21:04:22 No.69939535 [Reply] >>69939713 >>69940323 >>69940338 >>69940400 >>69939610 >>69939620 >>69939658 >>69939674 >hook up with girl in work after flirting for a month >go to her place because I still live with my mom >haven't had sex for years but I'm now in really good shape thanks /fit/ >struggling to c-- because of condom and cooming too much on /gif/ >keep pressing my neck in to her face because she hasn't mentioned my fragrance I found on /fa/ >'anon I can't breathe haha get off' >start flexing in the mirror American psycho style >she laughs and asks what the hell I'm doing >finally c-- >she comes back from bathroom and I mention the pump I have now, she just goes 'oh yeah you have abs' but doesn't seem to care >offers food in morning, says I can cook some eggs >freaks out because I crack open 7 for myself and she was saving them for a cake, she meant take like 2 >feel really guilty and offer to buy more, scared to drink the milk now >she just says it's fine and sighs >I solve her rubiks cube and leave I think I need to get off this website

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tolking to my frends on da cmputer Friends Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)21:36:26 No.72205151 [Reply] >I want friends. >I can't approach people because autistic. People i do talk to i resent and have nothing in common with. >Girls in my university class talk to me but don't see me as a person, but just a man. >I try to make friends with incels and people into incelcore music >same thing >grow to resent most of them >the ones i do like don't like me >i literally don't know what's so unlikeable about me >i want friends >i want to be liked >i don't know what i have to do to make friends.

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Anonymous (ID: kcDRrsmL) 02/11/23 (Sat) 18:58:18 No.415826619 ► >>415801196 (OP) >What's going on here? China and/or Russia are probing US air defenses with plausible deniability low cost tech in an ever increasing pentest. First they started with ballons. Now they are moving drones. The US can't simply go public because they can't lose control of the public. If they want war or if they don't want war and avoid a multiple front/multiple enemies problem that's something they want in their own terms. The reason why you see so much movement is because once the US air defense goes hot as part of the protocol they need to change places. Several parts of the array defense constantly need to change positions to avoid being pinpointed through decoys. So every time Russia/China fly around one of its drones tons of SAMS and interceptor jets need to change positions. Actually hillarous to see. Just imagine the amount of money they are making the US lose just by flying around some cheap drones. The US defense system can't simply ignore them because you never know which of those actually carry a nuclear warhead or a small yield bomb that will go straight into critical infrastructure like a power plant or a train moving fuel around.

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Anonymous 08/17/14(Sun)17:28:45 No.13060514 >>13060617 >>13060643 >>13060682 >>13060858 >>13060888 >>13061053 >>13066697 File: 1406816388020.png (197 KB, 540x370) >>13060169 > so much blind hate > tfw my imouto is blind, lost her sight age 7, had been steadily loosing it since she was 4. > I love my little sister more than anything or anyone > tfw all of the walls in her room are bookshelves full of braille books because she reads constantly > tfw in spite of being blind she can still use a computer due to audio assistance > tfw I saved up all year and bought her a braille terminal for her computer so she can read books > datsmile.jpg For shame /r9k/. sure blind people need more assistance than most other typically sensory impaired people, but they appreciate and love you for it all the more. > tfw when I'm by myself no girl pays attention to me. > when I'm walking my little sister around town, girls won't stop cooing at how I am with her. > tfw a bookshop girl was miring how patient I was getting all the braille books down for her to read the titles and started asking if I was single and my little sister got mad, grabbed my hand, whipped her cane out and lead me out of the shop > "She wouldn't be good for you anon, she sounded like a parasite and her voice was shrill" > tfw hearing that tapping noise on my bedroom door (I live in the attic) at 2 in the morning because she has a headache and can't find the ibuprofen box > tfw she gets lonely and decides to hold the back of my shirt/my shoulder as I go around the house and then gets mad when I tell her to wait in the livingroom because I have to go to the bathroom. > tfw her bat-senses can hear you masturbate at night in spite of playing music over it and she teases you relentlessly for it the next day when nobody is around. > tfw she can smell when it's about to rain Before you point out the obvious I know our deal is unhealthy but I had to watch her lose her sight one day at a time and it tears me up that someone as great as her can't experience life and see the wonders of the planet to the fullest like some crack w---- party girl can.

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File: B5A6D079-A883-44F8-AF78-F(...).jpg (48 KB, 335x350) Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)12:51:57 No.72198727 [Reply] BWEEEEEEE EEEE EEELELELEELEELELEELELELELLELEEEHH

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02/12/23(Sun)13:12:43 No.894240945 >diagnosed with depression and anxiety at 14 >it's severe >drop out of school because I can't cope with life anymore and about to kms >isolate myself at home >it's been seven years >have held on because I love my family and don't want them to hurt >still lost tons of youth and missed experiences Is this on me? Is it my fault for not pushing through it? For not pulling myself up by bootstraps? 16 Replies : Anonymous 283 KB JPG View Thread >>894242665 # : Anonymous >>894242450 # That or they die. My great uncle was like that. He was forced to retire when he hit 84, had been the picture of health up until that point. Over the next year and a half his body just... stopped. Was sad to watch. 02/12/23(Sun)14:17:16 No.894242578 : Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)14:17:31 No.894242592 Stop feeling sorry for yourself and make change. Life is tough but take a step in the right direction. Hit the f----- gym and finish your schooling

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: Anonymous MURAD 113 KB JPG 07/23/22(Sat)10:19:36 No.69521263 My gf was telling me a story from school when she was like 14 >Teacher in biology class brought a pig heart to dissect >She volunteeres for the dissection >Instead of dissecting it, she starts to violently stab it, getting blood all over the place >After class, she begs the teacher to allow her to keep the pig heart >She actually brings it home She also frequently tells me about the possibility of the world being controlled by satanic cults and says s--- like, I could kill you right here and hide the body and noone would know for weeks, or If I sharpen this stick I could stab u in the neck Is she mentally ill or something?

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