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: Anonymous 24 KB JPG 02/14/23(Tue)22:42:26 No.72226151 >date of birth >mom wants me to come home and visit >decide to take the week off and come a few days early to get regular appointments out of the way while I'm in hometown Obgyn: >"Are you sexually active?" >"No" >"...you sure?" >??? Tell her no again >later in appointment >"I see you're not on any prescribed birth control, what are you using right now?" >"Oh nothing I don't need any" >"well we can go ahead and look into some of your options" >"I'm good" >"Well you can make a follow-up and we can get a prescription for you" >brings it up two more times >shoves pamphlet into my hands on my way out Dentist: >"So what's been going on with your life since I last saw you, you dating anyone?" >Shake head no >"Oh really? Why's that?" >??? How am I supposed to respond to that >shrug, make incoherent garbled noise >"Well your dad says you're living in (town) now yeah? Lot of young guys there you should go husband hunting at the lakeside haha" My mother: >takes me to breakfast for bday, come back home, sit on couch and play game while she does work stuff >out of dead silence, at random, without even turning her head to look at me: >"You know sweetheart, one of my coworkers just turned 50, never been married, and she seems happy. I've been thinking, I know God has something big planned for your life, but maybe a husband just isn't part of that plan." >resumes work like nothing was said >hasn't said a word since The hell. Why are people saying stuff like this to me? I don't care about being single but why are people so invasive? Why would my mom say that to me? Men don't have to deal with this, no one cares if you're single no one tries to pressure you to not be And to top it all off I just HAD to be born on this specific godforsaken day like the universe hates me

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps
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: Anonymous 24 KB JPG 02/14/23(Tue)22:42:26 No.72226151 >date of birth >mom wants me to come home and visit >decide to take the week off and come a few days early to get regular appointments out of the way while I'm in hometown Obgyn: >"Are you sexually active?" >"No" >"...you sure?" >??? Tell her no again >later in appointment >"I see you're not on any prescribed birth control, what are you using right now?" >"Oh nothing I don't need any" >"well we can go ahead and look into some of your options" >"I'm good" >"Well you can make a follow-up and we can get a prescription for you" >brings it up two more times >shoves pamphlet into my hands on my way out Dentist: >"So what's been going on with your life since I last saw you, you dating anyone?" >Shake head no >"Oh really? Why's that?" >??? How am I supposed to respond to that >shrug, make incoherent garbled noise >"Well your dad says you're living in (town) now yeah? Lot of young guys there you should go husband hunting at the lakeside haha" My mother: >takes me to breakfast for bday, come back home, sit on couch and play game while she does work stuff >out of dead silence, at random, without even turning her head to look at me: >"You know sweetheart, one of my coworkers just turned 50, never been married, and she seems happy. I've been thinking, I know God has something big planned for your life, but maybe a husband just isn't part of that plan." >resumes work like nothing was said >hasn't said a word since The hell. Why are people saying stuff like this to me? I don't care about being single but why are people so invasive? Why would my mom say that to me? Men don't have to deal with this, no one cares if you're single no one tries to pressure you to not be And to top it all off I just HAD to be born on this specific godforsaken day like the universe hates me

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