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: Anonymous 145 KB JPG >Can't ask to be excluded or else I'm not a team player This is like high school all over again what the f---. Improved morale my ass I just get an ego punch every Friday before my weekend now 02/21/23(Tue) 22:33:06 No.72322884 >Work starts makes us do mandatory sports together every Friday during the last hour of shift to "improve morale" >Always picked last every single time in whatever we're doing : Anonymous >>72322884 (OP) # Well yeah, how do expect everybody else to get their morale boost? You're being very selfish here, Anon. : Anonymous GREAT SUCCESS! 02/21/23(Tue)22:35:00 No.72322904 : Anonymous >>72322884 (OP) # are you unfit? what is your job? 34 KB JPG 02/21/23(Tue) 23:18:20 No.72323303 02/22/23(Wed)00:03:28 No.72323667 >>72322884 (OP) # Just say you need to use the bathroom then hide in there for like 40 minutes. If anyone checks on you just say you have diarrhea. By the time you come out they'll be almost done and you can just hang on the sidelines and watch. Make a point of saying how disappointed you are you didn't get to play. You can probably get away with this for 3 or 4 weeks before someone starts getting suspicious If anyone questions you immediately start screaming at them about their ablest witch- hunt. Keep saying you're sorry that your chronic illness isn't "convenient" for they're little school yard playtime. If they still seem on the fence start throwing your own s--- on the walls and screaming "IS THIS PROOF ENOUGH FOR YOU, DARREN? DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING IT UP NOW YOU BASTARD????" curl up on the floor of the bathroom in your own s--- and refuse to get up until you can speak with someone in HR Start crying as soon as the HR person arrives and spend 2 or 3 hours talking about how you wanted to be an artist but no one ever supported you Agree to leave the bathroom and go home if someone will bring you chicky nuggs Get free chicky nuggs GREAT SUCCESS!!!

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: Anonymous 145 KB JPG >Can't ask to be excluded or else I'm not a team player This is like high school all over again what the f---. Improved morale my ass I just get an ego punch every Friday before my weekend now 02/21/23(Tue) 22:33:06 No.72322884 >Work starts makes us do mandatory sports together every Friday during the last hour of shift to "improve morale" >Always picked last every single time in whatever we're doing : Anonymous >>72322884 (OP) # Well yeah, how do expect everybody else to get their morale boost? You're being very selfish here, Anon. : Anonymous GREAT SUCCESS! 02/21/23(Tue)22:35:00 No.72322904 : Anonymous >>72322884 (OP) # are you unfit? what is your job? 34 KB JPG 02/21/23(Tue) 23:18:20 No.72323303 02/22/23(Wed)00:03:28 No.72323667 >>72322884 (OP) # Just say you need to use the bathroom then hide in there for like 40 minutes. If anyone checks on you just say you have diarrhea. By the time you come out they'll be almost done and you can just hang on the sidelines and watch. Make a point of saying how disappointed you are you didn't get to play. You can probably get away with this for 3 or 4 weeks before someone starts getting suspicious If anyone questions you immediately start screaming at them about their ablest witch- hunt. Keep saying you're sorry that your chronic illness isn't "convenient" for they're little school yard playtime. If they still seem on the fence start throwing your own s--- on the walls and screaming "IS THIS PROOF ENOUGH FOR YOU, DARREN? DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING IT UP NOW YOU BASTARD????" curl up on the floor of the bathroom in your own s--- and refuse to get up until you can speak with someone in HR Start crying as soon as the HR person arrives and spend 2 or 3 hours talking about how you wanted to be an artist but no one ever supported you Agree to leave the bathroom and go home if someone will bring you chicky nuggs Get free chicky nuggs GREAT SUCCESS!!!

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