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Anonymous 76 KB JPG 02/23/23(Thu)02:26:22 No.72327557 >Be me 5 years ago >Sitting in McDonalds >Some chad is hitting on the female cashier I happen to be quite fond of >Smirk, I've asked every day for her number for the last 3 weeks and she never gives it away >He somehow gets her number >Shock.png >He doesn't know what I do to my enemies >Hatch plan >Overhear her number, save it to my phone >One week later text her 'This is chad's friend, he's cheating on you with another girl' >Put on wig and dress I keep in my closet for practicing talking to a lady in the mirror >Ring doorbell >Chad answers >Go to Chad's place, I've been stalking him for the whole week >Drop to my knees in the doorway and give this man the single greatest blowy of his life >McDonalds cashier shows up, sees Chad having his d--- polished >Leaves without saying a word >He starts crying and locks himself in the house >This is what I do to my enemies : Anonymous >>72327557 (OP) # >it was part of chad's plan all along 02/23/23(Thu)02:29:04 No.72327576

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class
Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.
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