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Anon eats healthy for once in his life, mom thinks he is killing himself. 'Merica | /r/Greentext
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![eturn] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] le: images - 2020-07-04T180854.264.jpg (22 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)07:12:08 No.56292592 >>56292621 >>56292623 >>56292664 >>56292698>>56293009>>5629319756293722 >>56295060 How is it to have sex with a Fitness girl? Better/Worse? Is it tighter? I'm talking about big but natural girls like megsquats >> Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)07:14:42 No.56292621 ► >>56296238 >>56292592 (OP) SOMEONE PLS POST THE BASED MEGSQUATS COOMER Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)07:14:52 No.56292623 ► >>56292592 (OP) >implying /fit/ has sex with anyone, let alone a /fit/ woman >> Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)07:17:57 No.56292664 ► Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:14:03 No.56294679 File: images (4).jpg (5 KB, 123x200) >enter gym Friday night >empty except for one blonde qt >decide to say hi >"thought I'd have the place to myself haha, I'm anon what's your name?" >"I'm Eshley noice to meet you" >instantly recoil at weird accent and ask her where she's from >"I'm a kiwi, from new zullund, what are you doing hier uts the weekind?" >"oh I'm always here, and you?" >"yis me too ivver sunce I qwut drunking I've bun hutting the jumm hard >trying my best not to laugh at her voice we ended up working out 'togither' and flirting heavily the whole time >after her last set she tells me >"I usually do cardio but my place is round the corner if you want to work up a swit.......wunk wunk" >go to her place and hop in shower with her >"anon you're jecked" >end up having sex on her bed and that's when I lost it >"yis yis" >"your duck is so good" >"why are you laughing so much haha" >I'm watching myself hit it from behind on a huge sliding wardrobe mirror cracking up >"ah yis f--- me deddy" >1 straight up fell off her convulsing with laughter >woke up this morning with worst ab DOMS in my life from laughing >>56294679 I like you anon >>56294729 >>56294791 >>56294817 >>56294856 >>56294911 >>56294965 >>56294987 >>56295007 >>56296548 Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)19:08:09 No.56298925 File: BadrHappi.jpg (21 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:40:09 No.56294911 >>56294679 kek id laugh too >>56294679 >anon you're jecked Godbless you anon Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:24:53 No.56294791 ► File: B56091C8-1476-41B5-B64E-4(...).jpg (186 KB, 384x732) >>56294679 Kek put me in the screen cap Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)14:09:20 No.56296637 ► File: 1492828706868.gif (1.9 MB, 320x200) 33/10/29/5 the jumm work up a swit.....wunk wunk" ☐ Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)16:42:13 No.56297960 ► File: 1475516881367.jpg (51 KB, 342x380) >>56294679 O Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:52:29 No.56295007 File: 1576623690414.jpg (38 KB, 486x582) >>56294679 >hutting the junm hard F--- I can HEAR the accent kek Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:49:06 No.56294965 ► File: 1566864148744.gif (1.99 MB, 332x215) MAO LMAO Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)16:01:06 No.56297626 >>56294679 >read out loud >accent matches up perfect with this kiwi girl i dated once >>56294679 Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:50:40 No.56294987 ► File: images (12).jpg (19 KB, 327x316) Anonymous 07/05/2 >>56294679 >wunk wunk Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)19:13:47 No. File: 1518411540090.jpg (21 KB, 474x296) Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)14:04:53 No.56296606 >>56294679 Am Ozzie can confirm that the accent is legit. They also play it up for s---- and giggles like we do. >>56294679 >wunk wunk >>56294679 Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)23:29:09 No.56300974 ► File: joy1.png (47 KB, 206x291) Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)18:57:33 No.56298859 File: ckeked.jpg (71 KB, 640x427) joy >"ah yis f--- me deddy" Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)13:58:29 No.56296548 File: elrisitas.jpg (41 KB, 600x600) >>56294679 >not skipping ab day, even while getting cardio in you're a legend, 'anenn' >>56294679 wunk wunk >>56294679 >your duck is so good thanks anon I just blew oatmeal out my nose Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)23:53:13 No.56301179 >>56294679 >wunk wunk Someone please screencap this. Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)20:19:14 No.562993 File: giphy.gif (1.84 MB, 200x200) >>56294679 Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:28:19 No.56 >>56294679 f--- are our accents really that bad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/540/963/c84.jpg "Anon gets a kiwi | /r/Greentext")
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