We need the police because they stop crime! TIES In three months 340 people reported blackmail in Thames valley. How many charges did make? you No charges In three months there were 391 (non life threatening) arson attacks in Gwent. How many charges did you make? No charges In three months 288 reports of pickpocketing happened in Hampshire. How many charges did you make? No charges In three months, there were 751 reports of bike theft in Hampshire... Surely you must have at least caught a single person? No charges 83 POLICE

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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