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: Anonymous 119 KB WEBM 02/26/23(Sun)20:04:23 No.72373381 >wash my penis everyday >it still stinks what am i doing wrong?

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

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: Anonymous 11/17/21 (Wed)21:31:41 No.66202332 >talking with girl >mention something i cooked >she asks me to cook for her >like f------ clockwork >ask what she wants >its always cupcakes, bread, or a burger what the f--- is wrong with girls? why dont they eat anything else? 66 KB JPG

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Anonymous (ID: F4uub4Mv) Russia warns of nuclear apocal(...) 03/02/23(Thu)20:00:15 No.418270600 >The deputy chairman of Russia's security council, Dmitry Medvedev, has warned of a global nuclear apocalypse over West's continued supply of arms to HAPPENING Ukraine. "Our enemies'...goals will 10 KB JPG certainly lead to a total fiasco. Loss for everyone. A collapse. Apocalypse. Where you forget for centuries about your former life, until the rubble ceases to emit radiation," he said. https://inshorts.com/en/news/russia-warns-of-nuclear- apocalypse-over-wests-continued-supply-of-arms-to-uk IT'S raine-1677564933115 Anonymous (ID: bbweu6mS >>418270600 (OP) # do it f----- 03/02/23(Thu)20:01:36 No.418270729 >>418272265 # >>418274197 # >>418275191 # >>418275566 # >>418277852# Anonymous (ID: CpaC3RBu ) >>418284227 # : Anonymou 03/02/23(Thu)20:34:39 No.418274197 >>4182706 All over a ra DO IT F----- >>418270600 (OP) # >>418270729 # >>418272265 #

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Anonymous 207 KB JPG 03/02/23(Thu)19:03:06 No.29876605 >be dating cute twink >4th date they were something that makes me notice small breasts >me, "woah do you have boobs?" >him "oh yeah I take estrogen but im just a guy" >date is kind of awkward after that, contemplate continuing to tlsee the person, decide yes because we have similar interests and there the first person I've dated, things have been going well but not great >go out a few more times and they dress to hide there chest >8th date we go back to my place, start fooling around >they ask for head >get ready to go down on them >remove there pants >vagina >me"wait what the f---" >*him* "what's wrong" >me "I thought you said you were a guy on estrogen" >*him* "i am a guy the estrogen is natural" >me "I think we should just watch a movie tonight" >*him* "whatever f-----, and leaves" >go to bed incredibly confused on what happened What the f--- happened last night????

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: Anonymous Pa 8 KB PNG 03/01/23(Wed)00:55:42 No.72406212 >be me >be 14 >release the most awful fart at school >a girl cries >school nurse makes me take note home about the fart >dad laughs >mom stops feeding me beans >known has fart boy at school >made fun of constantly >remember my mom has little bags of charcoal to put in the fridge to get rid of smells >steal one >put it between my buttcheeks everyday >I will never have a smelly fart again >several months later >walking down the hall >charcoal granules start pouring from my pants >I rubbed a hole through the bag >kid yells fartboy is pooping himself >everyone runs away >teacher asks what it is >say its dirt >get sent to principle >explain it's to get rid of fart smells >doesn't believe me, thinks it's drugs >searches me, finds $100 bill in my wallet >got it for christmas, felt cool walking around with it >principle is convinced i'm dealing black crack >call police >they test it, tell principle it's just sand >they walk drug dog around >found weed in someones locker >everyone hates me even more now

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Anonymous 03/03/23(Fri)00:05:35 No.895273328 >be american >constantly bitch about fast food >blame fast food for widespread obesity >routinely buy fast food

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: Anonymous 243 KB PNG method? 03/02/23(Thu)22:07:42 No.72429509 >>72429003 (OP) # >My best friend killed himself with his families f------ katana. Holy f------ based. You'd rather he'd have picked a way gayer

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117 KB JPG >be me at 27 >Driving down to LA with the guys >I'm the designated driver, no drinking for me unfortunately >We get to our hotel, stop at the casino >Hottest woman I've ever seen in my life comes by my table and starts flirting with me >Guys wink at me >Girl offers me to come back with her to her place >I accept and tell the guys I'll call them or have her take me back to the hotel, I figure the worst that happens is I see t--- >Fast forward to her place and she takes me to her room >Gives me a condom >She takes off her clothes, it's the most beautiful thing I've seen since the Zelda Twilight Princess reveal trailer >She takes off my pants and starts making out with my sacko >My c--- gets stiff and she helps put on the condom >We start f------ hard >5 mins pass and I'm starting to feel the c--- tingle, her hole is giving the ol grip >Hear a door close and "honey I'm home" >Heart drops >The door opens, it's still dark and his deep voice says "hey honey, whatcha doin" >He's a 6'8 ripped African American man >Light turns on, he sees me nude on his woman >Surprisingly he doesn't kill me on sight, but he says I have two options >I make love to him or he beats the s--- out of me >Luckily I'm bisexual >Start blowing his 9" wagger >Make him finish in minutes, so good it's instant forgiveness >Go back to the hotel and tell the guys what happened >They all get jealous >We end the night with an o---, I have one dic in my mouth, one in my hand and one in my butt at the same time Best night of my life

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: Anonymous 11 KB PNG 03/02/23(Thu)23:03:11 No.72428927 >At gym today >Some zoomer is there with his gf >She's exactly my type >Wearing black yoga pants with perfect ass >Overhear how they talk to each other >"You know whats cute? You are." Why couldn't that be me?

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