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Anon tries to date a cute twink | /r/Greentext
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![98 KB JPG >Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago >Get startled by phone ringing >It's one of my players >Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" >Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" >OhGod HeKilled Someone.gif >Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." >Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." >NaniTheFuck.mp3 >Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" >Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister! Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." >Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." >Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." >Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." >Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" >I've NeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg >Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" >Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) >I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. >Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. >I am the dumb dumb mister.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/543/595/77c.jpg "dumb dumb mister | /r/Greentext")
![File: images.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) >go back to sleep >now 5:00 f--- SHOL KREE Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri)01:20:45 No.72425734 [Reply] >>72426205 >>72426831 >be me >at noon o'clock >playing terraria >fighting picrel in an arena i made in temple >final stage >under half health >have master ninja gear so i can dash >keep trying to dash to the right past it >it keeps going down a level on the wood platforms and hitting me >i die >ragequit >lay in bed >accidentally fall asleep >think "its fine, ill wake up in an hour"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/543/405/768.png "Anon plays Terraria | /r/Greentext")
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