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Greentext Stories - Anon's trip to LA | /r/Greentext

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117 KB JPG >be me at 27 >Driving down to LA with the guys >I'm the designated driver, no drinking for me unfortunately >We get to our hotel, stop at the casino >Hottest woman I've ever seen in my life comes by my table and starts flirting with me >Guys wink at me >Girl offers me to come back with her to her place >I accept and tell the guys I'll call them or have her take me back to the hotel, I figure the worst that happens is I see t--- >Fast forward to her place and she takes me to her room >Gives me a condom >She takes off her clothes, it's the most beautiful thing I've seen since the Zelda Twilight Princess reveal trailer >She takes off my pants and starts making out with my sacko >My c--- gets stiff and she helps put on the condom >We start f------ hard >5 mins pass and I'm starting to feel the c--- tingle, her hole is giving the ol grip >Hear a door close and "honey I'm home" >Heart drops >The door opens, it's still dark and his deep voice says "hey honey, whatcha doin" >He's a 6'8 ripped African American man >Light turns on, he sees me nude on his woman >Surprisingly he doesn't kill me on sight, but he says I have two options >I make love to him or he beats the s--- out of me >Luckily I'm bisexual >Start blowing his 9" wagger >Make him finish in minutes, so good it's instant forgiveness >Go back to the hotel and tell the guys what happened >They all get jealous >We end the night with an o---, I have one dic in my mouth, one in my hand and one in my butt at the same time Best night of my life

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