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Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)20:27:03 No.24656617 >>24649249 (OP) > Be me, 24, virgin, absolute loner, poor as f---, my reason to live is not other than my dog, my cat and my parents who lives across the ocean. > Emotional traumas: i was r---- when i was a kid, my little brother died in my hands, was basically a outcasted all the high school. > Some days ago, someone tried to assault me with a gun, a moron who thought i was a easy prey. >About to give my phone, for a moment.. and then i said: no, f--- off. >i resist me, i didn't care to die... untill that moment, i decided i wanted to f------ live, somehow i beated the s--- of this ganster wanna be, and took his gun... it was a fake gun. >in that moment, when i thou he was going to kill me, i found myself, dude, when all the adrenaline was leaving my sistem i thought: I wanna live, i wanna have friends, i wanna a future, a family, a career. I don't know if i will get it... may be not, but what the f---! i wanna die trying! Don't give up anon, you still breathing.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 03/04/23(Sat)00:20:47 No.895309766 >Family size bucket of McDonalds Tendies, please >Oui, Monsieur. >Wait. 3 parts original recipe, 2 Extra Crispy. Add a heavy dash of the bubbling grease to the bucket. Pour 2 tubs of Cheese Dip and copious salt over and shake for several minutes. Finish with a 3 litre Mountain Dew and the entire set of Happy Meal Boys toys on the side, wrappers preopened. 69 KB JPG

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Anon has a Racist Grandpa | /r/Greentext

3:56 37m (3/3 15:18) · 72438349 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 49KB (750 × 659) · E995A8A3-0066-4651-A5EC-D21D653DDC47.jpg 1 Reply 4 98% >Be me 2 years ago >17 years old >Have a strained relationship with grandfather because he's racist >Always rants about immigrants everytime me and my dad visit him to the point where it gets annoying >One day he offers to drive me home from high school >When I get in the car, he says: >"I didn't know your school was infested with a bunch of border hoppers" >I didn't reply to that for a solid 20 seconds >Decide to break the tension >"Yeah but it's also infested with trans people. They're even worse" >Grandpa glances at me with a massive grin on his face >Pats me on the shoulder and cackles >"Hehe, I guess you and I aren't so different after all, anon" >Ffw to now, we've had a solid relationship ever since that day >He now visits me twice a month and always brings beer and pizza Thank you, racist grandpa 21m (3/3 15:35). 72438518 >>72438349 (OP) Why do you like wetbacks?

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Anon Thinks His Friend is Based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 243 KB PNG method? 03/02/23(Thu)22:07:42 No.72429509 >>72429003 (OP) # >My best friend killed himself with his families f------ katana. Holy f------ based. You'd rather he'd have picked a way gayer

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Anon makes the ultimate sacrifice for Lent | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 03/03/23(Fri)12:47:10 No.72435110 >be me >give up cooming for Lent >not bad aside from intrusive thoughts (that's always tho) >notice girls are admiring more than usual >ChristlsKing.jpg >today a girl messages me on Discord >starts flirting and teasing >I get diamonds >oh no >arm is pressing into lap trying to hold r----------- down >I pull away and try to focus >even just reading her words puts me over the edge >MASSIVE load in my shorts >oh god oh f--- What do /r9k/ bros, am I damned for all eternity?

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Anon becomes a chad.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 11 Replies / 7 Images 19 KB PNG 04/12/18(Thu)20:03:59 No.44627714 >cashier accidentally said "love you" at the checkout See you virgins later. I must hang with my own chadly kind now. View Thread 04/12/18(Thu)20:28:47 No.44628062 >mommy said im cute later losers

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Anon realises | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 176 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous Anonymous 708 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)21:21:10 No.72437301 >Muh sports car goes VROOM VROOM View Thread 03/03/23(Fri)21:23:22 No.72437326 03/03/23(Fri)21:24:23 No.72437333 >>72437301 (OP) # >I'M HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE ARBITRARY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS

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Anon watches ig reels and simps for actresses that look like children | /r/Greentext

9h (3/3 13:55) 895278099 · 79 Re. 15 Img JPG 320KB (1080 x 1347) 1674834050526226.jpg 14 Replies She really had us in a choke-hold for like1.5 months. 9h (3/3 13:55) · 895278111 8 Replies >>895278099 (OP) Nobody with an adult life and priorities gave a s--- >>895278111 >trips 9h (3/3 14:02) 895278296 3 Replies 9h (3/3 13:59) · 895278219 JPG 348KB (1280 × 1920) Ortega.jpg . She's a flat, skinny, slack-jawed f----- who f----- n------ on screen in not one but TWO films - X & The Fallout - and to me the bitch doesn't even f------ exist.

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Anon had a little bit of trouble with Lanius | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 543509053 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLIES 2 sa. önce >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 6 İMAGES RE

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On the road again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)10:48:00 No.69535039 >give my car to my sister >she loses the purse with the keys in >tells the family that we can't be angry at her because she's already "stressed" by the situation >just f------ slept all day long hoping for the purse just pops out >is already planning to go out again tonight >my car is still in another city and the keys might be in someone else hands Should I just beat her to death? 26 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)10:49:55 No.69535057 I'm not gonna lie to you bro, this is your fault (see the first line of your greentext).

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Anon is bullied. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Political implications of vtub(...) ook 961 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)16:38:23 No.17155616 QRD: >bullied in jp school for been a blonde mutt >retreats to streaming to western audience online in English to avoid getting bullied >garners a dedicated following for been light hearted and fun >suggest on stream to try out Hogwarts >twitter trannies goes ballistic >gets bullied off of streaming The girl just announced graduation (retirement) yesterday after months of radio silence.

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Anon's trol goes too far | /r/Greentext

Ma 12.3 kB JPG >be me >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 years

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Anon scores high | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)10:35:20 No.72432941 quotient >be me >reading thread about autism >see link to an autism quotient test >do it knowing well that I'm autistic >42/50 >10/50 >colleague from work who clearly is autistic takes test >21/50 >I guess I really am that autistic >say to myself "this can't be right, I'm not that autistic" >wife takes the test link for anyone who asks https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum- >>72433454 # : Anonymous >>72432941 (OP) # >I got 29 >someone with 42 has a wife Yeah, I don't think my issue is autism 03/03/23(Fri)10:37:53 No.72432957

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Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)20:27:03 No.24656617 >>24649249 (OP) > Be me, 24, virgin, absolute loner, poor as f---, my reason to live is not other than my dog, my cat and my parents who lives across the ocean. > Emotional traumas: i was r---- when i was a kid, my little brother died in my hands, was basically a outcasted all the high school. > Some days ago, someone tried to assault me with a gun, a moron who thought i was a easy prey. >About to give my phone, for a moment.. and then i said: no, f--- off. >i resist me, i didn't care to die... untill that moment, i decided i wanted to f------ live, somehow i beated the s--- of this ganster wanna be, and took his gun... it was a fake gun. >in that moment, when i thou he was going to kill me, i found myself, dude, when all the adrenaline was leaving my sistem i thought: I wanna live, i wanna have friends, i wanna a future, a family, a career. I don't know if i will get it... may be not, but what the f---! i wanna die trying! Don't give up anon, you still breathing.

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