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![File: Door.jpg (405 KB, 798x1000) Embarrassing gym stories Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)10:06:43 No.62597482 [Reply] D >>62598012 >>62598039 >be me >test maxing at gym >have a system where I edge myself through a hole i cut in the pocket of my basketball shorts >no one can notice because I wear a large hoodie >l do this while watching p--- between sets to maximize my free testosterone and boost my lifts >Deadlifting 200 Ibs (getting mires), been edging for two hours now >gym slut goes to the cable machine in front of me >she is a 10/10 college chick with b------- and thicc ass on a slender body >I have close proximity to her juicy ass as she sticks it out only feet away from me and does a weird fly pull >imagine burying my face in her heavenly lulu covered butt >l am technically a virgin (got a h------ once) so this is the closest l've ever been to a female ass in a long time >Can't concentrate as all I focus on is the perfect round butt only feel away >lean forward too much and trip >f---.exe >I stumble and my face plants directly between her butt for a few moments before I bounce off and fall >she screams "what the f---?" >my earbuds pull out of my Samsung galaxy 7 and my phone plays the p--- loudly >everyone is staring >I start to e-------- from the edging + ass contact >literally groaning as I wither around on the ground pumping ropes into my basketball shorts >gym slut screams and runs away shouting "oh my f------ god f--- no" >get up and run away out the door while trying not to cry This was literally the worse day of my life I get a sense of dread when I try and go to the gym across town now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/149/772/f9a.jpg "Finger on the trigger | /r/Greentext")
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