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Left O Triangle of Sadness >Starring Woody Harrelson as nautical Slavoj Žižek The Menu Black Panther: >Competing with Triangle of Wakanda Forever Sadness and Glass Onion to be the least subtle class war movie of 2022 >Nicholas Hoult's character is exactly how I'd act if I got tickets >Two nations squabbling over how to do anti-imperialism >Technically both monarchies but infighting is a very traditional to Cannes >Ranking: #26 AuthLeft practice >Ranking: #20 Glass Onion We're All Going to the World's Fair >"WEALTHY PEOPLE OF PRIVILEGE THIS FILM IS ABOUT YOU" girl they know >Ranking: #27 >Easily could've been written by an Al looking at my twitter feed >Has Edward Norton dressed up like Tom Cruise in Magnolia so I have to stan >Ranking: #13 White Noise >Clowns on the insufferable academia that usually find themselves in this square >Predicted the East Palestine train crash?? >What did Noah Baumbach know... >Ranking: #22 Barbarian >Tfw you're getting hunted by a walking metaphor for the effects of patriarchal violence >One of the few movies out there starring Bill Skarsgård as just a normal dude >Ranking: #9 GDT's Pinocchio >Takes apolitical source material and made it antifascist and anticapitalist >Only kids movie I've seen with a Mussolini cameo >One of three Pinocchio movies that year >Ranking: #11 Avatar: The Way of Water >Savior of cinema Jim Cameron drops a "save the whales" movie in the year of our lord 2022 >I truly can't wait for Avatar 3 >Ranking: #21 >Explores social isolation (amplified by COVID) and its relationship with internet culture >Scares the hoes (or at least, my old roommate) >Only film here with ASMR >Ranking: #29 Babylon Remember the guy who made La La Land? Well now he has a MUCH more negative outlook on Hollywood >Probably why it didn't get nominated for Best Picture >Ranking: #7 Don't Worry Darling >DAE 1950s SUBURBIA BAD??? >Behind the scenes drama more interesting than the movie itself >Ranking: #32 Fresh >2 hour screed against dating app culture and glorified excuse to give Sebastian Stan multiple goofy dancing montages >Examines alternative dieting practices >Ranking: #30 Prey >Acclaimed for its accurate depiction of Comanche culture and strong female protagonist Authoritarian The Batman >Every time they killed a french person I started clapping like a seal >Ranking: #14 RRR >Emphasizes the power of yeeting animals at British colonizers >And friendship <3 >Would be farther left if it wasn't considered Hindu Nationalist propaganda >Ranking: #1 Bodies >One of the few satires of Gen Z that doesn't feel like it was made by an out of touch boomer >Perfectly captures how annoying rich liberal kids are >Ranking: #8 3000 Years of Longing >MGM gave George Miller 60 mil and he made some middle eastern fantasy fanfic Bodies Bodies The Fabelmans >Origin story for one of the most definitively american filmmakers >Spielberg gives himself a fictional super christian gf for some reason? >Kinda boring at times but still one of the most underrated films of the year >Ranking: #24 X >Clearly the first slasher movie to *not* kill characters immediately after having sex >Explores the American Dream, sexual represseion, and aging while having Mia Goth kill people in heavy age makeup >Tfw you're an unhinged NEET who unintentionally inspires other unhinged NEETS to murder people in the name of "vengeance" >Ranking: #3 >Ranking: #12 Everything Everywhere All at Once Decision to Leave >Best cop in Busan falls in love with the suspect but still manages to solve the case >Themes entirely revolve around a Confucius quote >Ranking: #5 >John Ford cameo >Ranking: #17 The Banshees of Inisherin >Pettiest film of the year! >Makes me desparately want to visit Ireland >Ranking: # 10 Thor: Love and Thunder >Cheapest looking $250 million movie I've ever seen >Even more halfassed queerbaiting; bravo Disney >Ranking: #35 The Bob's Burgers Movie >1.5 hour long episode for a beloved comedy about a struggling small business >Every normie's favorite movie of 2022 >Covers important and relatable themes such as generational trauma, midlife crises, buttplugs, and hating the IRS >Ranking: #15 Libertarian >One of the best animated musicals I've recently seen >Ranking: #23 Black Adam >Demigod from the Khandaqi golden age comes back to show modern degenerates and globalists how it's done >Driven to the ground by one of the biggest narcissists in the industry >Ranking: #33 >Two western imperialists (in love) chased around Nicaragua by the consequences of their actions >Most of the box office came from Swifties, right? >Ranking: #19 >Ranking: #2 Stars at Noon Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness >So well done that some people actually thought she was a real person >Ranking: #6 Elvis >Much more about Elvis the American Icon than Elvis the man (who married a teenager) >Turns out the man exploiting black ▶ culture might be also getting exploited? >Starring Tom Hanks as Oswald Copplebot >Ranking: #34 Nope >Almost every character's main motivation is a desire for money and fame >"You're telling me the alien you're exploiting is an AnCap who considers perception a NAP violation??" >Ranking: #4 >Ranking: #18 Tár The Black Phone >Based and classical >Would contribute to helicopter music-pilled sigma female Lydia parenting and the Satanic Panic if Tar becomes VICTIM of woke media cancel culture it were a true story Broker >The most wholesome movie you'll ever watch about human trafficking The Northman >Committed to accurately portraying how batshit insane Viking culture and spirituality was >Female lead is a well-known K-Pop idol >Not the last time Alexander Skarsgård pretends to be a dog in a movie >Ranking: #16 >Written by someyone who clearly still thinks female hysteria is a real thing >What did Raimi mean by this... >The Grabber feels suspiciously queer coded, right?? Right??? >Ranking: #25 Pearl >Joker except with an actually coherent theme about a woman's struggle for independence and fame >Constant awkard complaints about pandemic restrictions >Ranking: m #28 Bullet Train >Just like their characters, most of the actors in this feel like they're only here for a check >Director is clearly an insufferable weeb >Ranking: #31 Morbius >Awkward, boring cash grab from SONY that still managed to make 167 morbillion dollars and generated even more memes >Don't let Jared Leto text your teenage daughters >Ranking: #36 Right

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