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FEMCEL Places 100% of the value of life on sex and is thus disconsolate when she can't get laid Unironically follows FDS Queen Calls guys "small d--- energy" or "napoleon complex," but if one person mentions her weight she flips out BUTCH Usually heavyweight and had a septum piercing Not afraid to hold hands with her girlfriend in public and openly shout at anyone who criticizes her GIRLBOSS Makes a point of telling the world what a strong, independent woman she is Openly misandrist but it's ok, double standards The role model of half this compass HEALTH NUT Refers to her Gets involved with the stomach as her latest fad diet that doesn't require exercise "tummy" even though she's in her 30s Catch her at the gym every January 1-10 Almost always gives up on her new lifestyle within two weeks, only to pick up a new one. Reeeeeally into art, but mostly modern art ART STAN Self-titled "critic," runs an art blog and finds meaning that simply doesn't exist Also makes her own s----- art Ends up working for $10.25/hour at an art museum always dreaming of being a curator ACTIVIST Finds the latest social cause and attaches herself wholeheartedly to it Pretends that it's the only thing in the world and all she's ever cared about And if you're opposed to it, you're literally Hitler WITCH Usually in protest to strict parents, she becomes a Wiccan and unironically hexes people Uses healing crystals and identifies as genderfluid Shaves her head but lets everything else grow free Imagine the smell TERF So feminist that the rising prominence of trans issues thrratens her Explains how trans issues and feminist issues are mutually exclusive and is just general leftist infighting LESBIAN There are so many different subsets that I just condensed them all into one Girl who f---- girls but not guys Often dislikes men NURSE The only square here that's a profession because seriously, why do so many women go into nursing It's usually a girlboss- adjacent type of woman too 40-year-old woman who's still obsessed with Disney 4/10 times did it because she enjoys watching Grey's Anatomy and thinks her life will be just like that Makes at least one trip to Disney World each year and makes a massive deal out of it on social media, with the f------ mouse ears and everything CAT MOM Loves animals and owns a dozen cats, treats them like her children Names them the most ridiculous s--- and spends thousands on caring for them Criticizes religion, but treats the day she was born as if it determines the course of the rest of her life Treats every decision she makes as if it was predetermined by the alignment of the stars and planets "I'm in my villain era right now, I'm giving mad Taurus" YOGA GIRL Usually a fit girl who makes yoga (and often peloton) her entire identity GROUP MOM The woman who leads and controls her friend group Plans itineraries and s--- and gets furious when the group members deviate DISNEY ADULT WINE AUNT Your aunt who Almost always overweight never got married and gives you a gift whenever she visits Ends up becoming a personal trainer or coach NL Often has overlap with the drug community on Аршал ACADEMIC She gives herself over to social theories and has an extremely distorted view of the real world Like the Nun devotes herself to religion, she devotes herself to the academic bubble Self-appointed leader Preaches tolerance but would never spend more than 5 minutes. in an urban setting LIBRARIAN Quiet, organizational type, usually the only girl in her engineering or computer science class Is going to work in STEM and be admired for it as a token Has recently gotten out of a relationship. or marriage, saddled with multiple kids, emotionally broken. Drinks way too much wine and braids your hair and paints your nails and gives you advice. ASTROLOGER SKATER GROUPIE Does not skate but has a skater crush/ boyfriend so hangs around the edges dressed in a beanie and smoking cigarettes When you're a kid you think she's the coolest person in the world DIVORCEE Either rebounds with a younger Chad or turns full misandrist and becomes a girlboss Really one of these two Often a lot of overlap with girls who go skiing (don't actually ski, just dress like they do) and girls who go boating (don't drive a boat, just dress up for it) it's all about the image MENTAL ILLNESS BRAGGART Posts a laundry list of her mental illnesses in her social media bio for some f------ reason Anytime you're having a conversation about anything she says "as a person with PTSD...." Usually self-diagnosed STALKER Will follow and dox those she likes and those she hates Within five minutes of meeting someone she's found their baby pictures online CARETAKER Majors in psychology because she's been told she's good at giving advice A girl who takes care of others and tries to "fix" people Justifies it with "oh it's just research" Nothing is wrong with her, of coursel Dresses in Hot Topic and acts generally blackpilled GOTH CITY If this was 2007-12, she I would be *really* into Twilight AESTHETIC Models herself off a celebrity or culture or time period Treats poverty or folk cultures as an aesthetic, dresses in thrift clothes. to give herself an image This one is generally on the decline Today the most common "vibe" is 1990s Also a lot of teenagers are modeling themselves off Euphoria which is a little concerning BOHO Is almost always rich though These types are the ones who go on vacation to Senegal for the culture but stay in the Hilton Four Seasons and never leave the resort, then vlog the whole trip Often the centerpiece at Comic Cons I don't know too much about this community so my commentary ends here UWU Into drawing, Writes elaborate furry culture, ships of her favorite fandoms characters and spends all her time on tumblr HIGH-TESTOSTERONE Usually due to a hormone imbalance, a woman with a high testosterone Talks in baby speak unironically TOMBOY A girl who's not afraid to hang out with guys and be platonic friends with dudes Often described as "one of the guys" Sometimes prone to anger, definitely a star at sports GIRL NEXT DOOR Kind, tolerant, generally happy, studious, moral, professional, Usually only exist in friendly fiction, as manic pixie dream girls or p--- protagonists Really not much to Often has trouble dating because sometimes 5'10+ say about this one BASIC *** But there are some irl and they deserve much better than what they get Dyes her hair, infinity symbol or butterfly tattoo somewhere on her body, loves dogs and TikTok and The Office, enjoys travel and "fun times" Almost inevitably says "I'm not like other girls" BECKY Like basic, but on another level: wears Ugg boots and drinks Starbucks daily, and uses words like "yikes," "oof," "sweet summer child" Calls self a feminist but inevitably gets into an abusive relationship with a Chad Literally a walking stereotype, and what incel men think all women are *really* leans into it and makes her whole image how much she vapes ONLYFANS Leverages her attractiveness for financial gain by prostituting herself on the internet KAREN Her whole image turns into her sex work and while lucrative, it's demeaning to the soul The most feared figure on this compass Traditional girl, usually religious, responsible, moral, and kind to others. E TRAD A middle-aged woman with an extreme sense of entitlement, threatens to ruin your life if you don't obey her every whim Not afraid to raise her voice and run over your bike in her Cadillac Escalade Comes from a very wealthy family VANILLA Intolerant toward new ideas, inflexible, picky On the date you drive the conversation and pay and then you have sex in missionary while she's silent as a mouse Not afraid to embrace traditional gender roles, but is well- read too Almost always a title granted to herself What all right- wing guys hope their wife will be like HEIRESS YANDERE VAPE QUEEN COMEDIAN A girl who's into anime and sees herself as kawaii A girl who can't go five seconds without a hit of the nic Has a "coming out" or "debutante" ball, gets arrange-married to a rich man, and becomes a socialite with a net worth of $50 million Yes, this is still real in 2023 whose Instagram pictures get liked by 6,000 horny Indian men so advertisers take notice of her Makes $10k/year literally by wearing sweaters and tagging the clothing store in posts Smart and creative women who are good writers and try to make light of situations by making jokes of them Examples include Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Generally have great careers in journalism or television E-THOT does Girl who leans into guys simping for her online, but stops shy of posting nudes like Onlyfans She posts a thirst trap on insta and her Venmo handle and eight old men send her $10 NUN Usually comes from a strict religious family, but gets so involved that she swears herself to chastity and withdraws into a religious community Spends her life devoted to religion The type of person who swipes right on everyone on tinder but has no intention of meeting anyone Examples include Mother Theresa and that chick from the Sound of Music COTTAGE CORE Overly-enthusiastic about right-wing issues, often used as a token in a crowd of men INFLUENCER GOLD DIGGER A woman Differs from Black Widow An attractive woman who gets Intentionally putting on a trad image, usually as bait for a MAGA guy she likes "BOYFRIEND GIRL" A woman who is never single, and whose entire identity is formed around her boyfriend married simply for money Examples include Kaitlyn Bennett and Marjorie Taylor Greene BLACK WIDOW Cunning and manipulative, but puts on a dumb face Invites him along every time she hangs out with friends, fantasizes about the wedding and rushes him into marriage and family Whenever she's not with him she says the words "my boyfriend" 73833726228 times Actual r-----, but double Like the Edgy man stereotype, she makes off-calor jokes for the sake of sparking commentary standards say men can't be r---- so it's ok! Makes a habit of marrying and divorcing multiple men for their money or resources Somehow always finds a new guy to trick in that she will usually stay attached to one man and genuinely show him affection in exchange for her allowance EDGY In the casual dating scene, it's women who go on dates for a free fancy dinner and give a man head so he'll pay her rent With women in particular, this involves physical or sexual humor SUCCUBUS Brags to her friends about riding her man while he's sleeping or getting guys drunk so she can have sex with them Examples include Amy Schumer and Kaitlyn Olson Played off as humor or even empowering

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