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: Anonymous Vegas Stories thread. 54 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)09:24:25 No.72617622 >Be me >Take the bois to Vegas >Pre-Coof(2017ish) >We're massive f------ nerds and just a year shy of drinking age >Going to EVO baybeee >Go to 7/11 at 6am before pools >In line buying snacks and s--- >Some dude walks in >Gangly n---- with no shoes. >Looks a little cracked out >Upon entering, McNegro immediately screams "THAT LADY TRYNA KILL MEEEE." >N---- whot >Cashier looks at him with the most tired eyes like she's looking at her 3 year old who s--- himself on purpose >"Sir you can't be in here you don't have any shoes on." >Is that really the f----- problem? >Crack N---- cares not for the wagie >"THAT LADY TRYNA KILL MEEEEEE." >We get our s--- and immediately try to escape >Crack N---- FOLLOWS US OUT >Oh s--- oh f--- oh balls >He points at this greasy fat dude in a night gown >Am I on a f------ prank show? >Crack N---- puts his f------ fists up >"THAT LADY TRYNA KILL ME." >GOES IN TO FIGHT THE GREASE T----- >Had to leave because I was gonna be late to pools >Never got to watch the epic duel.
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    File: Sauron-Ring-Lord-of-the-Rings.jpg (195 KB, 1200x676) Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat)22:44:56 No.191495492 >>191495647 >>191495764 >>191495822 >>191495879 >>191495896 >>191495973 >>191496533 >>191497122 >>191497963 >>191497969 >>191498250 >>191498402 >>191499029 >>191499177 >>191499481 >>191500904 >>191501875 >>191504061 >starts out with the ring >gets beaten ezpz >5000+ years later >"If he gets the ring he'll be unstoppable" ???
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    : Anonymous 6 KB JPG 04/24/21(Sat)05:13:32 No.63357780 Forgive me father for i have sinned >Be me, femanon 18 >4Chan degenerate but still manage to keep friends and social life afloat >Humor pretty much broken at this point, only random garbage and 4chan ylyl are funny now Enter young cousin, let's call him A >A finally gets a computer at 12 years old >Parents make me add him on discord Whatever.png >This can't be that bad right? >He adds me to his cringey discord server with his adolescent friends >Mfw they literally post facebook minion memes and advice animal memes >Not even the stacie's i hang out with are this bad >Decide i should darken/spice up his humor if he's to survive here >Add him to a server that posts some pretty good shitposts >Some of the memes are pretty racist but i don't think much of it Covid happens, don't talk to him much ffw to beginning of April >My cousin turned into a complete incel Whathaveidone.png >Turned into a complete trumpie at age 12 >Try playing games with him for once, complete degeneracy >Sexist comments towards me, racist s---, the works >Remember my mom told him that his mom voted for Biden >Ask him about that, A goes on a rant about how his mom is a w---- and doesn't deserve to live Thisisbad.png >Mfw my cousin and his friends will probably get worse from now on >Mfw i realized i turned a normal kid into a discord loser >Mfw i realized if he finds /pol/ this degeneracy is going to increase even more I don't know if I should try to fix this or just call it a lost cause and see what happens
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    Anonymous 06/26/24(Wed)12:19:00 No.762111 40 KB JPG >be me >have German girlfriend >bring her over to a friend's party >Friend pulls up to me >calls me Adolf Rizzler in front of her >does a nazi salute >leaves
    Anonymous 06/26/24(Wed)12:19:00 No.762111 40 KB JPG >be me >have German girlfriend >bring her over to a friend's party >Friend pulls up to me >calls me Adolf Rizzler in front of her >does a nazi salute >leaves
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