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: Anonymous Gaming in class 2.59 MB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)07:43:43 No.72654010 >be me >in accounting class >sit second row >after a while my professor is going off topic as per usual >get my laptop >fire up SUPERHOT MCD >start gaming >happy >ppl behind me start watching me ace levels of SUPERHOT >>72654630 # >pssst anon >some girl from 5th row is calling my name >hey anon can you please turn the game off it distracts everyone I hate this college so much. Why cant I play my game in peace. : Anonymous >>72654010 (OP) # nobody said that to you 03/21/23(Tue)07:49:59 No.72654057

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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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File: s-l1600.jpg (97 KB, 1000x625) Cetter K On the /k/ pirate ship... MEANWHILE... Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)22:10:07 No.57550808 >>57550903 >>57550924 >>57551505 >>57551812 >>57552291 >>57552583 >>57553552 >>57553593 >>57554083 >>57554190 >>57554217 >>57554404 >>57554506 >>57555988 >>57556855 >>57557587 >>57559339 >>57559345 >>57561479 >>57561653 >>57561670 >>57562031 >>57562749 Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)22:14:22 No.57550846 >>57561212 >>57562453 Attention: The poop deck is a named part of the ship, not a challenge to the crew. Hang it off the side. Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)22:15:29 No.57550851 Who the f--- was jacking off near the gunpowder? Now it's all f----- up.

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Britanon gets mugged | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 0JqZduY2) 03/20/23(Mon)21:49:47 No.420426665 1 KB PNG Here is my experience with Poorlacks >Be me, Britbong, in Gloucester at the time, walking home from my friends place in the evening >A pair of Polish people approach me, ask me if I could pronounce some Polish words, they will pay me £10 for this, they are youtubers apparently >decided why the f--- not >Say some simple words, s--- like hello, bye, please, 99% of the time I pronounced wrong because it looked like gibberish and then they told me how to say it >then they say last couple of words left >ok lets get that money >brings out a f------ Bible > > >ITS A F------ BIBLE? >Tells me to read the first 3 pages, pronouncing atleast 30% of the words correctly, they will count, not tell me if wrong or right >If I win I will get £20 >If I lose, I will lose £10 >no backing out here, I am cornered >Start reading "Na początku Bóg stworzył niebo i ziemię" >stopped reading >Get results, pronounced nothing right, 99% fail >Get robbed please get these people out of my country

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Anon Becomes Single Again | /r/Greentext

File: 1326146785.png-(23 KB, 300x289, 1318785391707.png) >don't see for years after that >decide to do something with my life >join the army >get sent to fight somewhere in the east >be there for a few years >made 1 friend in army, >he got shot and died >think about the girl I love everyday >write her letters >no response >leave the army after returning home >buy own house >still can't bear only being friends with her >tell girl I love her (again) >everything went better than expected >have sex with her >next morning >she's not in the house anymore >don't see her for a few years again >few years later I get a message from her > go visit girl >she has a child >my child >wants go marry me >we get married >1 year later she dies >single father Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)17:06:25 No.373179525 >only had 1 friend in my childhood >she was femanon >fall in love with her >friendzoned >no chance of ever getting a woman again >my name is forest gump >stay friends as she's all I got >both move to different uni after highschool >0 friends at uni >try to stay in contact with her >epic ignore >go visit her at her university as a suprise >see her kissing some alpha >after a few years the girl comes to my house >she's in deep s--- and has nowhere else to go >happiest time of my life >okay.jpg >talk to her the next day >was nice, still friendzone /b/ Preload images (1/2 Expand images

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Anon's dad is a bit strange | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >having coffee on street with my dad >pair of girls of questionable age walk by >one is in a bikini No.63225053 >dad says 'very nice' in a Borat voice >one girl hears and looks visibly disgusted I think my dad might be a massive autist

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Anon is radioactive. ☢️ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.39 MB GIF Hey /k/, I've recently acquired a source of neutrons. Do you know what drillbits have the most cobalt in them? I'm working on a technical project. Pic related, a spent fuel bundle. >>50017984 # 07/21/21(Wed)18:07:08 No.50016654 Also: how much blood is still a healthy amount of blood to pee? Anonymous Anonymous WAL fuel.jpg 266 KB JPG 07/21/21(Wed)19:07:09 No.50017901 373 KB PNG Show us the roentgens anon 07/21/21(Wed)19:14:01 No.50017984 HTO DMC 3000 03 20210721_133055.jpg 1.6 MB JPG rem >>50017901 # I don't have a neutron meter so I can only calculate it by the gamma ratio, but I picked up 0.3 rem (300 mrem) in the time it took to take this picture. Neutrons on spent fuel are generally 5:1 so it's pretty hot. >>50018042 # >>50018062 # >>50018174 # >>50018228 # >>50018347 # >>50018457 # >>50019034 # >>50019124 # >>50019224 # >>50022249 # >>50023617 # >>50023941 # >>50024750 # >>50026220 # >>50026235 # >>50031903 # >>50033009 # >>50033769 # >>50034000 # Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)19:31:35 No.50018174 >>50017984 # >anon received a radiation dose of 3 millisieverts in the time it took to take this picture >if the ratio between gamma rays and neutrons is 1:5 then that's an additional base dose of ~15 millisieverts from the neutrons >the weighting factors of slow neutrons is 3 >anon has probably received an equivalent dose of ~45 + 3 = 48 millisieverts just in the time it took for him to take this picture >industry recommendation for radiation workers is typically no more than 50 mSv IN A YEAR GET OUT OF THERE STALKER

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Anon cracks a joke | /r/Greentext

138 KB PNG I think I f----- up anons. Tried to crack a joke but it misfired > Be me > me and my sister have always been close > she is 2 years younger then me but we attend the same school > my sister is thick and is fairly attractive > but she is a introvert and socially retard > we joke to each other that both will die as a virgin > one day my sister gets invited to a party at her class > she goes and has a good time > on her way home she calls a taxi > she gets inside the taxi > she gets r---- by the taxi driver > this is a big event where we live > she stays at the hospital for a few days > me comes to visit her > she cries but tries to stay positive > while we try to tell each other jokes and other bull s--- I say > atleast you got some good d--- so I guess your not a virgin anymore > the room got silent Now she wont talk to me and my mother said I should start looking for a place to stay I mean was it really that bad considered thats how we joke to each other?

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Anon desires to travel. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 52 minutes ago 564032 >Wanna say "Let's go" and "okay" >Said "Let's gay" >Got weird looks

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: Anonymous 1000 5000 5000 1 2000 500 7500 >dark souls >the souls are white 1 02/27/19(Wed)10:05:42 No.452606560 3000 1000 12 500 1 souls.png 72 KB PNG 5000 2000 20 000 1 10 000 5000 25 000

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1610977755092.jpg 55 KB JPG Went to the barber to get a fade and he did this monstrosity, how do i fix this by tomorrow, i'm going on a date

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File: Iranian_Chinese_Russian_m(...).png (571 KB, 800x521) >> China, Russia, Iran team up for military exercises in Middle East Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:07:03 No.57553130 >>57553169 >>57553177 >>57553178 >>57553194 >>57553436 >>57553470 >>57553600 >>57553642 >>57553715 >>57553745 >>57553748 >>57553784 >>57553803 Name my band. Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:12:28 No.57553169 >>57553200 >>57553218 >>57553726 >>57553130 (OP) # A group of dictator d--- addicted non-whites that hate the west in some macho military exercise. /pol/ must be creaming itself. Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:13:26 No.57553177 >>57553710 >>57553130 (OP) # The Thirdies

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Anon's client makes a threat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)23:34:08 No.182020394 1647406276049[1].png 187 KB PNG >Your honor, my client was clearly only talking about what he would do to Sheriff Chitwood's character in the game of Minecraft.

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: Anonymous 284 KB JPG 03/20/23(Mon)14:52:10 No.896224293 >oi >I had this idea >what if >just hear me out, this is a crazy concept that hasn't been done before >but what if >technology bad

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: Anonymous Gaming in class 2.59 MB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)07:43:43 No.72654010 >be me >in accounting class >sit second row >after a while my professor is going off topic as per usual >get my laptop >fire up SUPERHOT MCD >start gaming >happy >ppl behind me start watching me ace levels of SUPERHOT >>72654630 # >pssst anon >some girl from 5th row is calling my name >hey anon can you please turn the game off it distracts everyone I hate this college so much. Why cant I play my game in peace. : Anonymous >>72654010 (OP) # nobody said that to you 03/21/23(Tue)07:49:59 No.72654057

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