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File: 1276977622.jpg-(294 KB, 1632x1224, 8423.jpg) SUP Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:22 No.241684XXX Oldguyfag here to settle a few things and offer some advice. 1. Although I do not believe in God, atheists can be (and usually are) annoying as religious idiots. Keep both your beliefs and lack of belief to yourself, no one wants to hear it. 2. Circumcision is the worst decision and well-intended parent can make for their son. I am circumcised but I do not delude myself into believing that I am experiencing sex the way nature and evolution intended. 3. You are friend-zoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional b-------. 4. Never tolerate a woman's b-------. If a woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pick them up and dance, tell a story, take her for a walk. If that doesn't work, leave her alone. If it never works, dump her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. A woman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue her from you. 5. Emo and self-pity is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent your woe-is-me b-------. 6. Contrary to popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as a way to keep you safe from the consequences of your anger. An emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger), you block off the joy in your life and become depressed. 7. Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/her 40 and tell me they look happy. 8. Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that's why so many nips kill themselves. Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome. Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:31 No.241684XXX 9. Spend time with other men. Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, well-being and safety in this world. It is also how we make connections 10. The older you get, the more you market value increases. At your age women are over-valued in society. By the time you're 30 or 40, it will be a man's market. Don't be in such a hurry to commit. 11. Do not have a child with woman unless you have been with her for more than a few trouble-free years. If you have a kid with a c---, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be part of. 12. Sometimes your d--- knows things better than you do. If you can't get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you. 13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her. 14. You impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue - there is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal. 15. Honor is a male abstraction, don't expect women to understand.

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File: 1276977622.jpg-(294 KB, 1632x1224, 8423.jpg) SUP Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:22 No.241684XXX Oldguyfag here to settle a few things and offer some advice. 1. Although I do not believe in God, atheists can be (and usually are) annoying as religious idiots. Keep both your beliefs and lack of belief to yourself, no one wants to hear it. 2. Circumcision is the worst decision and well-intended parent can make for their son. I am circumcised but I do not delude myself into believing that I am experiencing sex the way nature and evolution intended. 3. You are friend-zoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional b-------. 4. Never tolerate a woman's b-------. If a woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pick them up and dance, tell a story, take her for a walk. If that doesn't work, leave her alone. If it never works, dump her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. A woman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue her from you. 5. Emo and self-pity is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent your woe-is-me b-------. 6. Contrary to popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as a way to keep you safe from the consequences of your anger. An emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger), you block off the joy in your life and become depressed. 7. Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/her 40 and tell me they look happy. 8. Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that's why so many nips kill themselves. Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome. Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:31 No.241684XXX 9. Spend time with other men. Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, well-being and safety in this world. It is also how we make connections 10. The older you get, the more you market value increases. At your age women are over-valued in society. By the time you're 30 or 40, it will be a man's market. Don't be in such a hurry to commit. 11. Do not have a child with woman unless you have been with her for more than a few trouble-free years. If you have a kid with a c---, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be part of. 12. Sometimes your d--- knows things better than you do. If you can't get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you. 13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her. 14. You impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue - there is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal. 15. Honor is a male abstraction, don't expect women to understand.

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