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GROUP MOM DD, watches her friends and makes sure nobody creeps on them Usually has way too wide a definition of "protection" Thinks she's doing a good thing but is mainly being annoying KED This is extremely common in nightclubs around the world and I never understood why - could one of you explain? "LOOKING FOR A FRIEND" GIRL "BUY ME A DRINK" GIRL Demonstrates her feminist ideals by trying to get men to buy her drinks Definitely wants to go home, appears very uncomfortable You hope she finds her MUTUAL GRINDING DANCING FIEND WALLFLOWER Two girls grinding on each other, but they're not lesbians Sometimes if he's especially cavalier, he sells Wades through the crowd looking for her friend A girl who loves dancing when she's drunk In the middle of the floor just vibing Whenever any new song comes on she screams at the top of her lungs SMUGGLER LIGHTWEIGHT Hides drugs on his person and prays to god that the bouncer doesn't feel them during the pat- down But if he gets through, the ketamine high is outstanding Has one drink and dances for 15 minutes and runs to the bathroom puking Is a hazard to but Does the most transparent flirting imaginable then demands a drink and dips everyone especially himself The sad part is that there are plenty of simps who'll do it Was dragged here by her friends and sorta stands by the wall nursing a water Will never come back, good for her honestly these places suck NIC FIEND Smuggles in a vape pen and hits it discreetly on the dance floor "Alcohol makes me sick bro" At the end of the night he desperately searches for a c-------- FLASK-MAN BATHROOM ATTENDANT Too cheap to buy $9 rum and cokes, so packs a discreet flask Depending on whether he's attractive it's either cute or creepy This is a self-insert I'm flask man BARMAIDS Women in their 20s who intentionally wear low-cut clothing and flirt with patrons I know one; she sometimes nets $1,000 in tips in one weekend Sometimes I wish I was born a hot woman FIRST-TIMER College freshman Either really here for the first uncomfortable or really excited time to be here Maybe gets lucky and acts like the happiest man on earth Usually an old man in a shirt and tie Depending on how nice the club is, offers you cologne and mints Expects a tip and is often treated like trash F------ Attractive frat boy who goes out every weekend but maintains his chiseled figure Girls all but line up to grind on him He lowkey has a drinking problem PDA A couple getting way too handsy, stuffing tongues down throats and feeling each other up under- clothes Just take her home bro Jesus Christ THE VENUE Making money hand- over-fist on watered- down alcohol Treading the fine line between capitalizing on the fake ID market and getting their liquor license revoked Makes the most corporate, vanilla decisions possible to maximize appeal BOUNCER 21-year-old who was only hired because he's extremely muscular Usually morally- loose and WILL accept bribes and look the other way CREEPY OLD MAN Made out with one college freshman in 2017 and comes to the nightclub every weekend hoping it'll happen again Is the reason for those warning signs in the girls' bathrooms

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