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![: Anonymous I fell for it anons 04/19/23(Wed)01:59:54 No.897832215 Anons, I just lost my virginity. It is such a scam I can't even begin to explain it. Chad retards who fell for it will try and shame you for ignoring women and following your own wants and desires but they're just retards who fell for it and are now in too deep to turn back. Virgins reading this I know you'll probably disregard my opinion and still want to go for it and by all means, just don't say I didn't warn you. This is my first post on 4chan after being a long time lurker and I always thought everyone here was a retard but now I'm one of you. I get it now. I took the pill. The one thing women are valued for in society isn't even good. Now I'm going to go and fulfil my own life, and do everything I want to instead of subconsciously simping over women everyday. This is the start of a new chapter anons, and I'm happy. [pic related, type of s--- I'm on rn] 26 KB JPG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/573/373/339.jpg "Anon reveals the truth | /r/Greentext")
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![-File: sadfaf.png (71 KB, 800x600) Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)16:00:16 No.856845689 [Reply]► >>856845848 >sitting in my computer chair going beast mode in a FNAF marathon >suddenly Freddy jumps out at me and I scream loudly >my legs and chair feels wet >I look down and I notice the telltale greenish liquid going down my legs >rats! I soiled my pants because I wasn't ready for Freddy! That's the third time this week! >i consider hiding it but mommy eventually finds out, and I have no idea how! So I feel like it's only right for me to come out to momsy womsy and perhaps get a handsome good boy reward for my honesty >i suck in a lot of air, like a cute little balloon, and I bellow loud enough to cause my third chin to wobble >"MMMMMOOO0000000000MMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY™ >no answer, I'm getting frustrated >"MO000000000000000000MMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY causes me to almost lose consciousness from exhaustion >ugh, lazy goofball. It seems as though a good boy's work is never done. I allow myself 5 minutes to haul my hefty frame out of my computer chair >I slowly waddle down the stairs, and I only get winded 3 times! I'm becoming such an athletic boy, but I would never join those barbarian regimes people call "Football teams" >i see the silly girl lying on the couch >she's holding one of those orange candy capsules daddy gave to me before he left to buy more tendies, he was so generous! He told me I could eat them all! >i begin stomping my feet again saying "MOMMY!" with each stomp >she doesn't respond, but she must be having a good dream, because she's smiling >fine, she'll just have to find my mess on her own again, she can't get mad at me this time! I tried to tell her after all >i sneak five dozen frozen tendies out of the fridge and take a small bowl for me to make my favorite tangy ranch dipping sauce for my troubles, mommy won't notice! It's been 8 hours since I saw mommy and she still hasn't gotten up! Do people usually sleep this long? I scream again as I begin pounding my fists against my worn armrests and stomping my feet on the floor, but doing so](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/573/313/17a.jpg "Anon plays fnaf | /r/Greentext")
![File: 3D Pinball.png (136 KB, 600x417) Space Ca 10% >start playing around with it >find 3D Pinball for Windows >immediately start playing HALL 1 0 □ Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)20:13:05 No.880007734 [Reply] >be me >father dies >going through father stuff >find old xp laptop he was still using >sadsmile.jpg >decide to boot it up >slow as molasses >finally get to desktop >XP_startup_sound.wav >that sound >get blasted with memories from my youth >remember all the good time spent with my father >when he would surprise me with a pack of Pokemon cards >when he would take me to work with him and let me play with all the cool electronic tools >when he would tell me stories to make me sleep >cry my eyes out all night Miss you dad. >when we would play card games and inevitably beat me >when he would do magic tricks to entertain me >when we would play crosswords during summer >when we talked for hours about everything >when we watched F1 together](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/573/120/c57.jpg "Anon plays an old game | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 09/16/18(Sun)23:49:42 No.2817546 rats live in the neighbor behind me's fruit trees only come out at night, to eat fruit and steal from our bird feeder >during our nightly smoke seshs we see the rustling in the tress but not hide nor 732 KB JPG hair of the f------ occasionally hear the feeder jangling as seeds flatter against the rocks below >have chihuahua [14] and fake Italian greyhound mutt 12) (wo)manlets not high enough to do anything but bark Side Note: they killed a bird together, it's my chihuahua's second kill >recently get a new dog because mutt is all wound up and grumpy old chihuahua getting p----- off from getting jumped constantly >pound lists her online as "chihuahua mix", really she's a Staffordshire/Daschund [1] (roughly size of a beagle) > adopt her anyway because she's f------ perfect > Uber chill, kisses for days >past times: sleeping, fetching and being a god damned cutie > Have another smoke sesh after we finish trimming my brother's plant the rats are back >they've gotten bold > Staffy/Doxie not. F------. Havin it. > sticks to the wall, stands up on hind legs and lets outa few chad barks >primal bulldog vocal cords shake the painted wood > Hear a noise, not quite sure what it is at first > listen closer: it's the f------ rats all running away at once >staffy/doxie then forgets about them, grabs a squeaky toy, and excitedly brings it to me to play catch with > don't hear a peep from the trees for rest of night > tfw this will continue to happen > tfw they will, eventually, leave our tribute to the dinosaurs in peace > mfw my daughter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/411/193/c0b.jpeg "Doggo Tale")
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