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File: 2023-02-01 at 01-44-37 He(...).png (549 KB, 625x582) Heroin is now legal in Vancouver-and addicts are celebrating https://archive.is/G17k8 Police simply wall past deg users in new faw comes into forcedes 2272 d hom started year in Brah Colminta D-1909 T Canada - Heroin is now legal in Vancouver - addicts are celebrating Anonymous (ID: mFRyJU2r) 02/01/23(Wed)01:55:21 No.414416625 ► >>414417026 >>414417135 >>414417358 >>414417561 >>414417567 >>414417632 >>414417798 >>414417840 >>414417878 >>414417973 >>414418069 >>414418100 >>414418129 >>414418136 >>414418440 >>414418478 >>414418539 >>414418815 >>414418903 >>414419060 >>414419151 >>414420208 >>414420236 >>414420334 >Police simply walk past drug users as new law comes into force despite 2,272 deaths from illicit substances last year in British Columbia >Thanks to a radical new policy introduced by British Columbia, one of Canada's most liberal provinces, adults in possession of 2.5g of heroin, fentanyl, cocaine, methamphetamine or ecstasy will not be arrested or even have their drugs seized. The new role of the police in this part of Western Canada is "to redirect people who possess small amounts of certain illegal drugs away from the criminal justice system and towards health and social services," said Staff Sergeant Kris Clark. >The ultimate goal, Ms Bennett said, "is to save lives". https://archive.is/Gi7k8 My hatred of Canadians grows every day. Anonymous (ID: iyPn1h7G) 02/01/23(Wed)02:18:53 No.414418338 ► >>414418711 >>414418904 >>414419555 Hey Canada it's me Portland just calling to let you know what's next. Yeah we did this one already You will now have a couple types of "Homeless" people appearing. I put homeless in quotes because the average weird loner bum hobo, and the poor person out of work aren't the types you'll be seeing. First are land pirates. they steal everything, even things you wouldn't think needed to be stolen or could be stolen. Whether it's copper wiring out of every construction sight, or just some food from a corner store, they will take with no f---- given. They may drive a van through the window of a store just to steal $40 worth of chips and candy, or they might steal a forklift and try and take an entire ATM. It simply doesnt matter, they just take. They'll steal trashcans, theyll steal pallets, theyll steal bikes, theyll steal entire sheds, they'll do anything they feel like doing in an endless drive to gather resource to built little huts out of, and resell in order to make drugs. This eventually overwhelms police, they simply won't show up if you call them to come deal with burglary. They wont even take a report-- they're busy dealing with the third piece of this post. Whatever small businesses you like, they won't be there anymore. Eventually insurance stops paying out or raises rates, and suddenly running a corner store is impossible. Your local bike shop, favorite restaurants, everything. It's all gone and everything that can be taken by land pirates, who will turn it into heroin and meth. Eventually the land pirates mobilize, they might steal a box truck or campervan, and just let it rot somewhere while they live out of it. Theyll use it to break things, and theyll steal gas to drive it around sometimes. The landpirates will congregate outside of stores, not quite on store property but not quite off of it either. Theyll leave their tents, trash, campers, trash, and fires there while they take turns running into the store and stealing things. (1/3) Anonymous (ID: iyPn1h7G) 02/01/23(Wed)02:23:56 No.414418711 ► >>414419332 >>414419555 >>414419719 >>414419850 >>414418338 The next type are just actual zombies. If you havent seen them before, or maybe you have, they have no thoughts or feelings, no real discernable gender were it not for facial hair, or pretty much any features resembling conciousness besides a humanish shape. They steal sometimes but mostly just rot away in public, sometimes naked, pissing and s-------, stinking and loud, and theyre the worst of the bunch. Theyre completely insane, maybe they had schizophrenia before they started drugs, or maybe the meth is just as neurotoxic as studies suggest. Eventually their worless screams will just fill the air and terrorize your kids as you just have to pretend you just dont see them. Maybe they were veterans, maybe they werent, maybe they worked, maybe they were always like this, they're a f------ pain. One will decide your corner is a great place to stand and screech all night long, or maybe your car was a good place to s--- and lay down for a while. It's not even clear how they get money for their endless drug abuse, maybe they cant and this is just an endless state of withdrawal. But theyre not functional enough to steal in any effective way, they cant resell bike parts on offerup, they cant use a hacksaw for catalytic convertors, they just barely exist in the first place. Theyll scream names, theyll scream gibberish, theyll attack people, theyll start fires. And every liberal you know feels bad for them and any attempts to stop them from living the way they do is seen as inhumane. (2/3) Anonymous (ID: iyPn1h7G) 02/01/23(Wed)02:31:52 No.414419332 ► >>414419555 >>414419827 >>414420069 >>414420364 >>414418711 The final new comer will be the drug dealer. They may be on drugs themselves, they might have a home or a camper. They don't care about anything, they will pure fentanyl to a 12yo if they have $5-10 in hand or in stolen goods. They're the most lucid of the "Homeless" but they're also the most deadly. They have guns, stolen or legal, and they use them whenever they feel like it. Whather it's to threaten some junkie w---- into letting them r--- her, or just to kill someone else exactly like them. Youll have to hear about the rise in crime, youlln have to worry about being out in areas where they are, and youll have to hear the gunshots. 100% of police presence will be wasted having to deal with them. And the public will hate every bit of it-- they cant get the police to come for property crime, and they hate that the police are "criminalizing poverty" by trying to stop merchants of poison. Because the drug dealling crusties blend in so well with the Land Pirates and Drug Zombies, the average liberal sees them as all just "poor people down on their luck living in a society", and any attempts to curtail sale of infinite fentanyl will be seen as a human rights violation, or puritanical war on drugs, etc. Your new laws most likely have already helped them. They send their lackies out with the "legal" amount of drugs to possess and have them distribute it all before coming back for more. This is where the Chesa Boudins of the world come from, despite the crimerate spike being obvious, they can artifically decrease it by just not charging anyone. Police stop picking people up, because they know they wont stay in jail, and then DA stops prosecuting, so they aren't considered "fascist" by the liberal populace. So enjoy your three new types of friend. If you have them already, youll have more, they may not be from Vancouver, they may not even be from Canada. >t. Born in Portland, finally got my cash and left last year.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
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File: 2023-02-01 at 01-44-37 He(...).png (549 KB, 625x582) Heroin is now legal in Vancouver-and addicts are celebrating https://archive.is/G17k8 Police simply wall past deg users in new faw comes into forcedes 2272 d hom started year in Brah Colminta D-1909 T Canada - Heroin is now legal in Vancouver - addicts are celebrating Anonymous (ID: mFRyJU2r) 02/01/23(Wed)01:55:21 No.414416625 ► >>414417026 >>414417135 >>414417358 >>414417561 >>414417567 >>414417632 >>414417798 >>414417840 >>414417878 >>414417973 >>414418069 >>414418100 >>414418129 >>414418136 >>414418440 >>414418478 >>414418539 >>414418815 >>414418903 >>414419060 >>414419151 >>414420208 >>414420236 >>414420334 >Police simply walk past drug users as new law comes into force despite 2,272 deaths from illicit substances last year in British Columbia >Thanks to a radical new policy introduced by British Columbia, one of Canada's most liberal provinces, adults in possession of 2.5g of heroin, fentanyl, cocaine, methamphetamine or ecstasy will not be arrested or even have their drugs seized. The new role of the police in this part of Western Canada is "to redirect people who possess small amounts of certain illegal drugs away from the criminal justice system and towards health and social services," said Staff Sergeant Kris Clark. >The ultimate goal, Ms Bennett said, "is to save lives". https://archive.is/Gi7k8 My hatred of Canadians grows every day. Anonymous (ID: iyPn1h7G) 02/01/23(Wed)02:18:53 No.414418338 ► >>414418711 >>414418904 >>414419555 Hey Canada it's me Portland just calling to let you know what's next. Yeah we did this one already You will now have a couple types of "Homeless" people appearing. I put homeless in quotes because the average weird loner bum hobo, and the poor person out of work aren't the types you'll be seeing. First are land pirates. they steal everything, even things you wouldn't think needed to be stolen or could be stolen. Whether it's copper wiring out of every construction sight, or just some food from a corner store, they will take with no f---- given. They may drive a van through the window of a store just to steal $40 worth of chips and candy, or they might steal a forklift and try and take an entire ATM. It simply doesnt matter, they just take. They'll steal trashcans, theyll steal pallets, theyll steal bikes, theyll steal entire sheds, they'll do anything they feel like doing in an endless drive to gather resource to built little huts out of, and resell in order to make drugs. This eventually overwhelms police, they simply won't show up if you call them to come deal with burglary. They wont even take a report-- they're busy dealing with the third piece of this post. Whatever small businesses you like, they won't be there anymore. Eventually insurance stops paying out or raises rates, and suddenly running a corner store is impossible. Your local bike shop, favorite restaurants, everything. It's all gone and everything that can be taken by land pirates, who will turn it into heroin and meth. Eventually the land pirates mobilize, they might steal a box truck or campervan, and just let it rot somewhere while they live out of it. Theyll use it to break things, and theyll steal gas to drive it around sometimes. The landpirates will congregate outside of stores, not quite on store property but not quite off of it either. Theyll leave their tents, trash, campers, trash, and fires there while they take turns running into the store and stealing things. (1/3) Anonymous (ID: iyPn1h7G) 02/01/23(Wed)02:23:56 No.414418711 ► >>414419332 >>414419555 >>414419719 >>414419850 >>414418338 The next type are just actual zombies. If you havent seen them before, or maybe you have, they have no thoughts or feelings, no real discernable gender were it not for facial hair, or pretty much any features resembling conciousness besides a humanish shape. They steal sometimes but mostly just rot away in public, sometimes naked, pissing and s-------, stinking and loud, and theyre the worst of the bunch. Theyre completely insane, maybe they had schizophrenia before they started drugs, or maybe the meth is just as neurotoxic as studies suggest. Eventually their worless screams will just fill the air and terrorize your kids as you just have to pretend you just dont see them. Maybe they were veterans, maybe they werent, maybe they worked, maybe they were always like this, they're a f------ pain. One will decide your corner is a great place to stand and screech all night long, or maybe your car was a good place to s--- and lay down for a while. It's not even clear how they get money for their endless drug abuse, maybe they cant and this is just an endless state of withdrawal. But theyre not functional enough to steal in any effective way, they cant resell bike parts on offerup, they cant use a hacksaw for catalytic convertors, they just barely exist in the first place. Theyll scream names, theyll scream gibberish, theyll attack people, theyll start fires. And every liberal you know feels bad for them and any attempts to stop them from living the way they do is seen as inhumane. (2/3) Anonymous (ID: iyPn1h7G) 02/01/23(Wed)02:31:52 No.414419332 ► >>414419555 >>414419827 >>414420069 >>414420364 >>414418711 The final new comer will be the drug dealer. They may be on drugs themselves, they might have a home or a camper. They don't care about anything, they will pure fentanyl to a 12yo if they have $5-10 in hand or in stolen goods. They're the most lucid of the "Homeless" but they're also the most deadly. They have guns, stolen or legal, and they use them whenever they feel like it. Whather it's to threaten some junkie w---- into letting them r--- her, or just to kill someone else exactly like them. Youll have to hear about the rise in crime, youlln have to worry about being out in areas where they are, and youll have to hear the gunshots. 100% of police presence will be wasted having to deal with them. And the public will hate every bit of it-- they cant get the police to come for property crime, and they hate that the police are "criminalizing poverty" by trying to stop merchants of poison. Because the drug dealling crusties blend in so well with the Land Pirates and Drug Zombies, the average liberal sees them as all just "poor people down on their luck living in a society", and any attempts to curtail sale of infinite fentanyl will be seen as a human rights violation, or puritanical war on drugs, etc. Your new laws most likely have already helped them. They send their lackies out with the "legal" amount of drugs to possess and have them distribute it all before coming back for more. This is where the Chesa Boudins of the world come from, despite the crimerate spike being obvious, they can artifically decrease it by just not charging anyone. Police stop picking people up, because they know they wont stay in jail, and then DA stops prosecuting, so they aren't considered "fascist" by the liberal populace. So enjoy your three new types of friend. If you have them already, youll have more, they may not be from Vancouver, they may not even be from Canada. >t. Born in Portland, finally got my cash and left last year.

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