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49 KB PNG >be me >Bored as f--- in home >Amazing idea pops in my head >Download tinder >Swap alot >Come across a qt3.14 >She's a solid 9/10 >Heart >Start chatting >She likes memes and browses 4chan >Potentialgf.jpg >Ask if she wanna meet up after 2 days of chatting >She invites me to her place >We go to her room >Oh my f--- it's the time I do it! >Have hardcore sex for 2 hours >Hear door bust open downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.mp3 >ITS HER DAD >He comes to the room angry as f--- >"What's up dog" >He punches me in the face >I black out >Wake up >WHERE THE F--- AM I >Hear a slight voice infront of me >"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there"

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon regards his detractors with contempt | /r/Greentext

G Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)04:30:01 No.116123158 >be a rapper >other rappers always talkin s--- bout me >but I dont givafuck >feel need to remind ppl I aint give a f--- >in every song >literally every song say "n----- talkin s---/i aint even trip" or something similar >cuz I need ta remind them bitches they aint gettin to me >definitely dont cry myself to sleep every night They just mad cuz I be makin all dis money and f----- all deez hos

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Anon is a Greek God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)04:50:29 No.73148144 >>73147966 # >ugh look over there it's Anon >ew >Why does Zeus even keep inviting him to these things? >ikr 124 KB GIF >At least Hephaestus can make useful stuff, all Anon does is creep on human women >I heard he actually spends time helping mortals build cities Imao what a weirdo >Yeah, apparently he threw a fit over some of them not "being up to code" and made then start the sanitation system all over again >why does he care about human toilets Imao? He's the God of simps not the God of poor isn't he? >he is, he does the sanitation stuff for free, not even a prayer in exchange

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Anon didn't understand the concept of homosexuality | /r/Greentext

File: 3F8FEBF8-215F-4344-A981-3(...).jpg (38 KB, 700x641) Anonymous >be me >13 | 04/30/23(Sun)09:06:55 No.181217838 >on a choir trip to scotland for some youth arts festival >we meet a russian ballet group and chat with them >they really hit it off with one guy from our choir, mainly because he knows some russian from his family >eventually, he mentions that he is gay >they seem really confused >they're not even mad or hateful to him, they genuinely didn't know understand the concept of homosexuality >one of the girls translates to one of the younger girls what he just said, and she actually starts crying

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anon arrives at a conclusion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 23 KB JPG >searches for "cuckolding" and related terms have steadily increased for over a decade i have concluded that watching p--- in 2023 is equivalent to self-cuckoldry even if you are single. why do you do it anons? : Anonymous Really? for me it's more >"damn id love to f--- her" >>73146847 # 04/30/23(Sun)10:29:01 No.73146549 >the average male has watched so much p--- that his first thought upon seeing an attractive woman is "damn id love to watch her get f-----" : Anonymous 887 KB JPG 04/30/23(Sun)10:31:02 No.73146562 : Anonymous >>73146549 (OP) # You just took what you think and tried to apply it to the average male dont put that s--- on me 04/30/23(Sun)10:35:09 No.73146583 04/30/23(Sun)10:54:12 No.73146705 >>73146549 (OP) # Corruption is hot and watching your girl get stolen away gives you a rush. It's only an unhealthy fetish if you plan on being in a relationship, so there's no downsides for anyone on this board.

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Anon takes the first step towards independence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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Anon gets censored for being based | /r/Greentext

ITT: GigaChad moments #1, No. 898444971 4/30/23 12:06:41 AM 1676506670023739 JPG 1242x1394 98.4 kB Post your most GigaChad moment. Greentext preferred but not required. I don't have a very good one but I'll start: >be me >playing online vidya with open mics >someone mentions something about why school shootings happen >say "well, there's this thing called 'natural selection" >get muted for 30 minutes >mfw

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Anon has flacid penis fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 22 KB PNG mfw It never ends 07/06/18(Fri)09:02:54 No.46602339 >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard

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Anon loses virginity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 22 minutes ago 3 REPLIES 73145748 >be me >27y old virgin working at starbucks >too autistic to use a dating app or some s---, never had a girl talk me to for long >decide i want to lose my virginity in a roundabout way >figure i can c-- in a drink so that a girl can swallow it >been eyeing this petite qt for a few months >she comes in like 2-4 times a week >before work on monday i c-- in a short water bottle and tape it on the inside of my pants >she walks in later that day >literally no one else is in store >she looks away after she orders her drink so i manage to get the c-- into the drink >she leaves the store and drives away >not feeling as accomplished for losing my virginity as i thought i would, nervous as hell >next day >she comes in again >no c-- this time >leaves and drives away >fast forward 4 months >she never comes in again after that day i really dont get what this means and im worried she figured out that there was c-- in there idk if i should leave the country i dont want to go to jail god im so f------ autistic

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ANON VS CHADDY DADDY #3 | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 839274987.jpg, 33KiB, 678x633 Anonymous Thu 27 Apr 2023 22:43:21 No.73119813 View Report >be mommy's stout stocky son, aged 31 >playing zumba fitness on my wii >gotta stay in shape, since i only weight 358 lbs >tummy starts to get grumpy, so it's time for a break >fire up a poki stream (she's my gf but she doesn't know it yet) to watch it as i eat >clap my hands and scream "REEEEE" >mommy knows this is coded word for tendie time >she brings a bowl of tendies, mustard and some dew, just as i like it >i tell her to leave me alone with my gf poki >she doesn't move >"h-honey, c-could you think about getting a job? i just-" >the j-word again, my second least favorite thing that starts with j >"SHE NEEDS YOU TO GET A JOB YOU FAT F---!" >daddy number 3 enters the room, barging at me >"YOU DARE TO STOP TENDIE TIME? LEARN YOUR PLACE YOUR FILTH SLIME" >i get up and clap my hands >mom screams "not again" and leaves the room, so it's just me and daddy 3 >"DOMAIN EXPANSION: POOPOO PURGATORY" >cosmic amounts of putrid, liquid diarrhea begin to be emanate from every pore of my marvelous skin, enveloping the entire room >daddy 3 is trapped, trying not to inhale the scent >"l-leave me alone" he screams as he tries to run >pointless, for you cannot escape a domain, let alone dodge what's next >"POOPOO GEYSER" >unfathomably amounts of formerly tendie's liquid fills the domain, melting daddy 3 (i'm immune) >after i released my technique, the liquid is reabsorbed by my skin, thus making daddy 3 a part of my big boy biomass I went looking for mommy later, since she didn't came when I called. The w---- fell asleep in the bathtub. Who even bathes with a toaster?

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Anon gets a Switch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AD 120 KB JPG 04/29/23(Sat) 19:46:59 No.898433921 > Be me, a cuck > Have a wife who's been seeing this Chad thundercock for a while > Can't say s--- cuz she has the p---- pass > One day, Chad comes over with a Nintendo Switch > "Hey man, just wanted to give you this," he says > I'm confused as f---, but I take it anyway > Chad leaves, and I'm left staring at the Switch in my hands > MFW I realize Chad is trying to buy my affection with a f------ Nintendo Switch > But hey, at least I got a new gaming console out of this whole mess > Thanks, Chad, for the Switch. Now go f--- my wife some more, I guess.

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Anon's mad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ANGERY 34 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)14:51:46 No.72972479 It makes me angry that boys haven't provided a safer, nicer world for girls. WE'RE supposed to be their leaders and protectors, and this chaos is what we offer?

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anon is sitting in a box | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous : Anonymous >troubles will come and they will pass It's been 27 years... it's never getting better, is it? 29 KB JPG >>73141687 # 04/30/23(Sun)01:54:26 No.73141311 People my age are going places while here I am sitting in a box 1631021264874m.jpg 97 KB JPG TS >>73141311 (OP) # OVER. 04/30/23(Sun)02:01:09 No.73141382 : Anonymous >>73141382 # Pretty much yessu desu Are you browsing 4chan in a box, anon? 04/30/23(Sun)02:26:54 No.73141687

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49 KB PNG >be me >Bored as f--- in home >Amazing idea pops in my head >Download tinder >Swap alot >Come across a qt3.14 >She's a solid 9/10 >Heart >Start chatting >She likes memes and browses 4chan >Potentialgf.jpg >Ask if she wanna meet up after 2 days of chatting >She invites me to her place >We go to her room >Oh my f--- it's the time I do it! >Have hardcore sex for 2 hours >Hear door bust open downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.mp3 >ITS HER DAD >He comes to the room angry as f--- >"What's up dog" >He punches me in the face >I black out >Wake up >WHERE THE F--- AM I >Hear a slight voice infront of me >"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there"

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