e: Motti.jpg (51 KB, 960x540) Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)22:08:49 No.74025167 >>74027165 That's what happens in that scene. > Boss is a 7 foot tall asthmatic cyborg > Who has a laser sword that can cut through anything >>74025498 >>74025744 >>74025773 >>74026692 >>74027051 >>74027090 >>74027126 > And can crush peoples' throats with his mind > Motti knows all this because these Jedi people were running around blowing up droid armies single handed when he was young > Makes fun of the guy's religion to his face For the record: If you did this in real life, where you're at a meeting and your boss says "We're hitting our sales targets" and you say "EARNIN' MORE SHEKELS, MR. GOLDSTEIN? I BET YOU LIKE THAT YOU F------ JEW." the least that would happen is you'd get fired. If your boss had a laser sword and sounded like James Earl Jones, he'd probably stab you, too. Look at this smarmy f---. Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)23:09:32 No.74027126 >>74025167 (OP) So imagine Colin Powell is getting ready to invade Iraq, and for some reason he has this monk hanging around him. No one really knows why this monk is hanging around, but he's Cheney's right hand man, and has some mysterious history with him so has to be treated respectfully. While the Joint Chiefs Of Staff are discussing invasion plans, the monk says "all your weapons of war are insignificant compared to shaolin kung fu" So general Petraues is like "ok, MR Miyagi, but grownups are talking" And then the monk hadoukens him. >>74027212 >>74027284 >>74027321

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e: Motti.jpg (51 KB, 960x540) Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)22:08:49 No.74025167 >>74027165 That's what happens in that scene. > Boss is a 7 foot tall asthmatic cyborg > Who has a laser sword that can cut through anything >>74025498 >>74025744 >>74025773 >>74026692 >>74027051 >>74027090 >>74027126 > And can crush peoples' throats with his mind > Motti knows all this because these Jedi people were running around blowing up droid armies single handed when he was young > Makes fun of the guy's religion to his face For the record: If you did this in real life, where you're at a meeting and your boss says "We're hitting our sales targets" and you say "EARNIN' MORE SHEKELS, MR. GOLDSTEIN? I BET YOU LIKE THAT YOU F------ JEW." the least that would happen is you'd get fired. If your boss had a laser sword and sounded like James Earl Jones, he'd probably stab you, too. Look at this smarmy f---. Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)23:09:32 No.74027126 >>74025167 (OP) So imagine Colin Powell is getting ready to invade Iraq, and for some reason he has this monk hanging around him. No one really knows why this monk is hanging around, but he's Cheney's right hand man, and has some mysterious history with him so has to be treated respectfully. While the Joint Chiefs Of Staff are discussing invasion plans, the monk says "all your weapons of war are insignificant compared to shaolin kung fu" So general Petraues is like "ok, MR Miyagi, but grownups are talking" And then the monk hadoukens him. >>74027212 >>74027284 >>74027321

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