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No, you see we totally won The Dance. Despite our bloodline being destroyed with exception of a little girl, our king being poisoned by his own "allies", death of all our dragons, our queen dowager being held in house arrest and her house never having a queen again the records show our claimant as "Aegon II" so it's pretty much a flawless victory. No, you see we totally won The Dance. Despite our claimant being devoured, 3/5 of her children dying, another being held hostage by a foreign power allied to our enemies, 99% of our dragons dying, being recognized as a usurper by the records and her 4th child not even inheriting the Throne through her he still had 50% of her lizard dna so it's pretty much a flawless victory. No, You see, we totally won The Dance. With their dragons dead their power projection is crippled and now they have to rely completely upon their vassals for taxes and manpower rather than giant death lizards and no longer can they claim to be more closer to gods than men so it's pretty much a flawless victory. You see, I totally won the dance. I have witnessed all the plots, betrayals, anecdotes and pivotal moments of this important piece of history from the beginning. I frequented, observed and even advised the beligerents of this war, and I buried them all. I survived the war standing in the heart of the court without a scratch, sharing the only truth that matters in my glorious testimonie for future generations, and I left for the north after the party was over. I've lived a long life, travelled, f----- w-----, and I will be remembered as the rockstar of my time, so it's pretty much a flawless victory. Also, I have a twelve inch c---.

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