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108 KB JPG >Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "00000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter (the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

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1d (5/15 20:45) · 34789390 · 51 Re. 14 Img JPG 155KB (519 × 431) · f--- this gay s---, i'm out of here.jpg 15 Replies 200 FIGHLAND a MA 1d (5/15 20:46) 34789397 1 Reply Good. You understand. 20 I don't believe in reality. Sorry, but I just don't. Change my mind. ●●● : ⠀

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Anonymous (ID: 3EW958Yp) Jews are going to murder Elon (...) The Washington Post → @washingtonpost wp Elon Musk, who has overseen a rise in antisemitism and other hate speech on Twitter, made a series of attacks on George Soros, tweeting the Jewish- born investor and liberal philanthropist hates humanity and "wants to erode the very fabric of civilization." washingtonpost.com Elon Musk compares George Soros to Jewish supervillain who 'hates humanity' The CEO of the Anti-Defamation League condemned Musk's comparison of Soros to Magneto, a Marvel villain who opposes humanity. 05/16/23(Tue)18:56:48 No.427281645 https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/ status/1658488899923222533 Anonymous (ID: RrFunwlQ) sdfw4xw45.png 403 KB PNG : Anonymou >>427281645 (OP) # Magneto responds. Neato. >>4272816 Elon Musk i by ZOG to p >>427282031 # >>427282665 # >>427283694 # >>427284587 # >>427286654 # >>427292809 # >>427295729 # Anonymous (ID: h101p4t8) >>427287957 # 05/16/23(Tue)18:57:30 No.427281703 77 KR PNG 05/16/23(Tue)21:03:11 No.427292809 >>427281703 # >actually Charles, as I see it, you are the villain

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: Anonymous 14 KB JPG : Anonymous 285 KB PNG 04/30/21 (Fri)13:56:23 No.63450782 >sister's kids start screaming and get violent if she takes away their ipad lol why would anyone have kids in this day and age? 04/30/21 (Fri) 18:08:56 No.63452662 >>63450782 (OP) # >why would anyone have kids in this day and age? to take away their ipad

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>had a crush in 12th grade >she's the only girl in school with fat t--- >also kinda nice idc >never talked to her before because I am not brave enough >somehow lucky enough to sit right next to her >the first day of the semester, after we sit right next to each other, I start saying hello and s--- >she didn't respond >the next day she disappeared >like straight out went missing >no one knows where's she >she left 0 trace 105 KB PNG >even her closest friends have 0 clue of what happened >her entire family went missing too >their house is straight out empty >the police still can't find the bodies or anything about them ???

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Anon summarizes the Russia / Ukraine conflict | /r/Greentext

02/19/23(Sun)13:19:39 No.416811139 ✓ Anonymous (ID: (Zu1+SCA) >>416811648 >>416811964 (You) 1675971565725613.jpg (492 KB, 760x521) google yandex iqdb wait BECOME UNCOVEBNI >>416809239 it isn't even really the government I'll give a greentext a shot >fed is a private bank owned by the banks it lends to >fed decides to drop interest rate after 9/11 to kickstart economy >low interest rates lead to housing bubble >treasury and fed print money to bail out banks >4.5 trillion dollars worth >people protest with "put bankers in jail" movement >banks use the money they were just given to buy up media >banks fund identity politics movements >banks use the media and identity politics to change "put bankers in jail" into "end white oppression" >gamergate exposed all of this in 2014 >after our wars in the middle east slowed down we started doing color revolutions in the middle east called the arab spring >overthrew Gaddafi because he wanted to start a gold backed african currency >egypt overthrew its government, voted in the muslim brotherhood, then had a military coup that held power until the egyptians "voted" for people the US/Israel liked >the only reason our printed money has value is because we force the rest of the world to buy oil and gas using the dollar >Gaddafi, Hussein, etc. were guilty of this >the foundation of the global financial system is the dollar, it is the world reserve currency, the only reason it has value is because everyone is forced to use it to buy the energy they need to run their countries and if they don't we overthrow their government >this is why we can print 30 trillion dollars over 20 years, give it to bankers and oligarchs, and still pretend it has value >the bankers and oligarchs have used this money to buy up all media and control all politicians >politicians don't have power, they take orders from the oligarchs and bankers who help them "invest" for massive returns >covid was another scam to create an excuse to print more money to bail out the bankers again >we overthrew ukraine in 2014 to secure gas pipelines to europe because russia had nordstream and they are capable of selling gas to europe without dollars 02/19/23(Sun)13:27:02 No.416811964 >>416812013 (You) 1675969380029718.jpg (24 KB, 349x368) google yandex iqdb wait NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SPUCATION YOU NEED TO OVERTHROW THEM Anonymous (ID: [Zu1+ScA) >>416811139 (You) >there are leaked phone calls where Nuland from the department of state is picking who is going to be part of the new ukrainian government >there are emails from Hunter Biden in may of 2014 saying he can't go golfing because he is "busy taking over ukraine" >in the defense budget for 2013 they passed the Smith Mundt modernization act which legalizes the use of government propaganda on US citizens >between government propaganda and the banks owning the media, none of this will ever be discussed >the plan all along was to destroy nordstream to ensure europe would be buying gas in dollars >we also funded green movements in europe who shut down nuclear power (clean energy) and built CO2 producing gas power plants to make sure europe was buying lots of gas and keeping the dollar valuable despite constantly printing dollars to line the pockets of bankers >putin invading ukraine is the first real threat to the petrodollar system >the problem is we can't invade and overthrow putin because russia has nukes >therefore we have to send unlimited weapons and funding to ukraine because it is essential so we can maintain the value of our b------- printed money >we are sacrificing a country's people to try to keep our scam banking system afloat how was that?

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File: 3247654686.jpg (93 KB, 768x1024) □ Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)16:53:41 No.73342295 >>73342311 >>73342327 >>73342349 >be me >let my hair grow because lazy >at work >need to deliver some documents in another department >said department has a guy in a wheelchair >pretty funny and chill guy >wheelchair guy says "hey, didn't know you could use a helmet in here haha" >realize he's roasting me over my hair >people near him chuckle >ok ok anon roast back with a simple joke not related to his wheelchair >say "nice one, didn't know you could park inside either" while looking him dead in the eye >realize what i said >his smile vanishes from his face, doesn't even reply me >the same people who chuckled before are staring at me like i just kicked a puppy >entire room goes silent >quickly leave and go back to my desk Am i getting fired?

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Anon does not have a tp holder | /r/Greentext

DO > have to s--- > No tp holder, so i keep the roll on top of a washing machine > Wipe my ass Retard moment inc > Throw the whole roll into the toilet > Keep the shitstained paper in my hand How the f--- have I survived to 25 /b/? [-] [-] Anonymous 17 minutes ago No.899370500 [▼] >>899369482 (OP) use your socks Anonymous 39 minutes ago No.899369482 [▼] [-] Anonymous 8 minutes ago No.899370861 [▼] >>899369482 (OP) use wet roll Anonymous 38 minutes ago No.899369547 [▼] >>899369482 (OP) > Throw the whole roll into the toilet [-] Anonymous 2 minutes ago No.899371084 [▼] >>899371115 3uu6a06c16271.jpg (28 KB, 639x639) iqdb google yandex [-] Anonymous 2 minutes ago No.899371115 [▼] >>899371084 you are a disgusting human being. I tried to use the wet roll. It wasn't something I'm proud of or would like to repeat anytime soon I think just using my hand or a towel would be better. I was left with wet poopy papier-mâché ass

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Greentext Stories - Anon is in the Army | /r/Greentext

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108 KB JPG >Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "00000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter (the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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