Anonymous a 26 KB JPG 06/11/23(Sun)14:38:37 No.73639582 > be me > be woman > go to male virgin friend's house to get drunk > friend lives with dad who isn't home > get drunk > friend gets much much drunker > start 2 have drunk sex because sex addict > his dad comes home > he was too drunk and nervous to get hard > i don't judge, its whatevah, sex is sex > comfort him and whatevr cuz good person > i go out and strike up convo with his dad while he rests > dad is really sweet and slightly buzzed, rugged charm > he asks if im hungry > makes me instant mac and cheese > instant infatuation 10 Replies > i can't stop thinking about sex with friend's dad > i want his dad to use me as a personal c--- sleeve > i fantasize about his son leaving the house and being alone with him long enough for him to pound my desperate p---- until he c--- on my petite tummy Anonymous >>73639582 (OP) # larp... hot larp but larp none the less View Thread 06/11/23(Sun)14:55:48 No.73639786 : Anonymous >>73639750 # this story is disgustingly real and the thought of his c--- filling me up is frustrating beyond belief 06/11/23(Sun)14:58:37 No.73639810

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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135 KB PNG >WOW anon you're so tall >haha i bet you are good at basketball >how is the weather up there teehee >i can't reach the top shelf,can you help me? >i wish i was as tall as you anon, must be nice Will all of you shut up already. There is nothing good about being tall and only people who really care about height are incels

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71 KB JPG >be a naturally beautiful young girl >female classmates bully you out of envy >boys ignore you because your looks intimidate them >grow up thinking you're ugly as a result of perceived rejection by peers >develop low self esteem and poor social skills >never believing anyone who expresses romantic interest towards you >turn into a bitter and hateful loner >become unable to form romantic relationships despite being attractive what would you do?

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27 KB JPG >be me >highschool >try to get girlfriend >"sorry anon let's stay friends" >becomes a nun >uni >have a gf >"sorry anon I felt the calling" >becomes a nun >make friends with lady at the cafe near my home >ask on a date >"oh anon pardon me, I can't" >ofc she would be a nun How the f--- am I supposed to compete with Jesus?

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22 KB JPG >be me >Poor >Struggling game developer >Target a popular fanbase and make an app >Include ads & in-app purchases >Gets popular >Happy.jpg >Drain a bunch of 9 year olds financially >Goes unnoticed and s--- on copyright laws >Makes a living out of it

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Anon surpassed all the levels of awkwardness | /r/Greentext

76 KB JPG >go for a walk >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >everyone starts looking at me >few people start laughing >keep drinking milk what the f--- is wrong with people can i not drink milk?

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: Anonymous am i retarded? 06/11/23(Sun)20:00:59 No.900757295 lia doomer.jpg 37 KB JPG >be me >get drunk >tell girl that i like her at 5 in the morning through text >she calls me at 8 >tells me to "stop playing" and " i knew she was talking to someone" >tell her im tired and am going back to sleep >go back to sleep am i retarded or is this totally normal behavior?

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Anon saves a whale | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/11/23(Sun)20:04:26 No.900764133 IMG_2021.jpg 69 KB JPG W E >Decide to buy one because why not > buys the whale one Vanuatu gena Might not be so exciting but I want to tell you something that made my day a bit better >Bracelet arrives in the mail a few days later >Put it on and read the instructions Nouvelle-Calédoni >Be me >depressed >browsing the interwebs >Stumble upon a charity website >They sell these bracelets that help save endangered animals >Apparently, each bracelet is connected to a specific whale >It has a unique GPS chip, and when you activate it, you get coordinates to track the animal's location >That's freaking awesome >Activate the bracelet and enter the code on the website >Get the GPS coordinates for the animal I saved > currently I can see the whale is somewhere in the Antarctic Ocean > that moment when I was a part of saving an endangered animal > makes my day much better thinking about it

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Anon dislikes cr1tikal | /r/Greentext

GRUEL Most GRUBL GFUEL GFUEL moistcr1tikal.jpg 113 KB JPG PSL >hey everyone, it's cr1tikal >today I'll be stealing this youtube video someone else made and "reacting" to it by silently watching it with barely any input >wow this is just like that time when d--- sex poop queef vagina >alright that's it for today, tomorrow I'll be covering that two week old drama now that I know what the safe public opinion is How low does your IQ have to be to watch this s---?

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Anon lives with his sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 10/14/18(Sun)12:39:16 No.48693227 8 KB JPG >be me, living with older sister >she's the one who's usually cooking >she's a terrible cook >I barely know how to make a sandwich so we've got no options >one day get into a fight and I tell her that her food is disgusting >"if you don't like my food then you can eat my p----" >go into my room >hottest fapping session of my life also, how do I apologize to her? She's the main source of income and the only one who does housework and laundry while I just sit at my computer all day. She could go out and f--- with Chad all day yet she'd rather provide me shelter. How could I return her favor?

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Your orbiter also deserves to be happy, Chad. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/23(Sun)10:06:07 No.29117611 Why I'm such a terrible friend? >never felt interested by my friend despite being from opposite genders >she is pretty but mildly chubby >she is shy and i introverted >suddenly she tells me how she got some new friends at gym >one of these "friends" is a guy she likes >i encourage her to go after him because I think it's alright for her to meet new people and challenge herself 25 KB JPG >out of nowhere she tells me that she is dating him and that he kissed her >lie to her face about how happy im for her but in fact I'm raging about it Why? I mean, i never liked her before, but suddenly I'm feeling territorial about her, i don't want her to have a boyfriend, i don't want her to pay attention to someone else, i don't want her to touch, to kiss or do something like that with another man, even if the thought never crossed my mind before now she is all what I'm thinking about. I don't get it, i don't understand my own feelings. I mean she is a chubby tard obsessed with anime and a terrible dress code but she is MY chubby tard with a terrible dressing sense. I don't want her to be with someone else. Should i tell her that i want her now? I want her for me and only me.

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Anon Cooks Potatoes | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault.jpg (115 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:16:54 No.186192135 Boil potatoes. Mash potatoes. Roundhouse kick a potato into a stew. Slam dunk a baby potato into the deep fryer. Wash dirty spuds. Marinate in a potato's jacket. Slice potatoes into fries. Stir fry potatoes in a wok. Toss potatoes into a salad. Put butter onto a baked potato. Judo throw potatoes into a pot. Peel potatoes' skins off. Report potatoes to the FDA. Chop potatoes in half. Parboil potatoes. Wrap potatoes in aliminium foil. Crush potatoes with a meat tenderiser. Fry potatoes in a vat of butter. Eat potatoes. Dice potatoes. Grow potatoes in a greenhouse. Cut potatoes with steel knives. Bake potatoes in the oven. Roast potatoes. Mandatory salt for potatoes. Grind potatoes in the blender. Drown potatoes in gravy. Garnish potatoes with a herb blend. Kick old potatoes into the compost. Feed potatoes to your family. Slice potatoes with a santoku knife. >>186193789

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Anon wonders about the new Transformers movie. | /r/Greentext

Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: r3669.jpg (1.13 MB, 2025x3000) UNITE OR FALL TRANSFORMERS RISE OF THE BEASTS WHY IN THEAT Pute Hmmm Anonymous 06/11/23(Sun)11:43:48 No.900748581 >First Transformers movie to have colored leads. >It's called Rise of the Beasts. What did they mean by this? [A

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Anonymous a 26 KB JPG 06/11/23(Sun)14:38:37 No.73639582 > be me > be woman > go to male virgin friend's house to get drunk > friend lives with dad who isn't home > get drunk > friend gets much much drunker > start 2 have drunk sex because sex addict > his dad comes home > he was too drunk and nervous to get hard > i don't judge, its whatevah, sex is sex > comfort him and whatevr cuz good person > i go out and strike up convo with his dad while he rests > dad is really sweet and slightly buzzed, rugged charm > he asks if im hungry > makes me instant mac and cheese > instant infatuation 10 Replies > i can't stop thinking about sex with friend's dad > i want his dad to use me as a personal c--- sleeve > i fantasize about his son leaving the house and being alone with him long enough for him to pound my desperate p---- until he c--- on my petite tummy Anonymous >>73639582 (OP) # larp... hot larp but larp none the less View Thread 06/11/23(Sun)14:55:48 No.73639786 : Anonymous >>73639750 # this story is disgustingly real and the thought of his c--- filling me up is frustrating beyond belief 06/11/23(Sun)14:58:37 No.73639810

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