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: Anonymous (ID: nzcPA41/ )= 06/14/23(Wed)00:50:59 No.430589625 >>430588301 # >be me >have kinky domination fetish over wife >go on date night while kids are at grandmas 56 KB JPG >go to sex store >buy a variety of p---- and nipple clamps >slutty lingerie >whips >lots of kinky things >go to weed store buy some weed >go to liquor store buy some liquor >get chines take out >come home have fun >don't even eat Chinese food >later throw weed, liquor bottles, uneaten Chinese food, and bdsm p---- clamp sex toys packaging away >take trash can to the road for pickup >wake up next morning >trash everywhere in yard >bear got into everyones trash >little old church lady across the street and two other neighbors helping her clean up her yard >they're standing around looking at a grey trash bag in her yard >realize I'm the only person with grey trash bags >see chinese food, liquor bottle and sex toy package in her yard F--- it, the whole neighborhood knows I'm a freak.

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Anon is a known freak | /r/Greentext


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