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5G and microwaves No.900940277 6 minutes ago your brain on 5g.jpg JPG 49.2 KiB 600x372 >have super genius physicist cousin, works in government lab >see cousin around christmas in 2019 >I bring up that 5G shouldn't happen because it's made of microwaves and microwaves are radioactive >expecting him to agree >he didn't >rolls his eyes at me and tells that 5G is safe >he says microwaves are harmless as long as they don't burn you because the radioactivity isn't ironizing >being the retard that I am, at some point I stopped worrying about 5G >I have to move to a new apartment in 2021 >low counters, no built-in microwave >have to put s----- microwave on low counter >have habit of standing close to microwave while waiting for food >being tall, the microwave is the same level as my junk >uh-oh.jpg >d--- hole getting weird recently >wife won't stop bitching about me needing to get it checked out >eventually do it just to shut her up and show that nothing is wrong >turns out it's chlamydia >last time I cheated on wife was about two months before signs showed up >be confused because info on chlamydia says 1-3 weeks, so can't be that >suddenly realize that I have been standing with my junk too close to microwave for a couple years now >oh-s---.jpg >got chlamydia from nuking my junk How much was my cousin payed by the government to lie about 5G? No.900940342 4 minutes ago maybe the h----- was a 5g controlled robot so the government can f--- you just that little bit more

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5G and microwaves No.900940277 6 minutes ago your brain on 5g.jpg JPG 49.2 KiB 600x372 >have super genius physicist cousin, works in government lab >see cousin around christmas in 2019 >I bring up that 5G shouldn't happen because it's made of microwaves and microwaves are radioactive >expecting him to agree >he didn't >rolls his eyes at me and tells that 5G is safe >he says microwaves are harmless as long as they don't burn you because the radioactivity isn't ironizing >being the retard that I am, at some point I stopped worrying about 5G >I have to move to a new apartment in 2021 >low counters, no built-in microwave >have to put s----- microwave on low counter >have habit of standing close to microwave while waiting for food >being tall, the microwave is the same level as my junk >uh-oh.jpg >d--- hole getting weird recently >wife won't stop bitching about me needing to get it checked out >eventually do it just to shut her up and show that nothing is wrong >turns out it's chlamydia >last time I cheated on wife was about two months before signs showed up >be confused because info on chlamydia says 1-3 weeks, so can't be that >suddenly realize that I have been standing with my junk too close to microwave for a couple years now >oh-s---.jpg >got chlamydia from nuking my junk How much was my cousin payed by the government to lie about 5G? No.900940342 4 minutes ago maybe the h----- was a 5g controlled robot so the government can f--- you just that little bit more

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